I leave the charging cable for my wearable on my nightstand every year when we travel for the holidays and it’s the best Christmas gift I get myself.

God I missed New England Costco

# Christmas carol lyrics that go hard when you paste them over a picture of Stacker Pentecost

A Boros deck played T1 Mass Hysteria into me tonight and I laughed in his fucking face

*Taps sign*

I fully believe a Giants: Citizen Kabuto remaster could kill Fortnite

I know we’re famously un-bookish but this CANNOT be the only Gruul wizard

Screaming crying throwing up

LGS has 5 or 6 guys who built SpongeBob Jodah decks and I finally got to bully one last week 😈

YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????

Brad Lander is at the victory party and, folks, he has the custom one-of-one “GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE” shirt.

Voting is important today, but it’s ALSO important to listen to @ianager.bsky.social and I remake The Running Man! If anyone asks, we got to it before Edgar Wright did. And we did what we could to take down a government built around a Gameshow host. SO THAT’S FUN!! Listen now!

Encyclopedia Secret Lair is such a gd ripoff but I WILL pay top dollar for a foil Gary if anybody pulls one and wants to sell

…you guys wanna see some dead bodies?

Leave it to @realgdt.bsky.social to ruin my Halloween movie marathon, because Frankenstein is the only movie I want to see again until Christmas!

The elevator in our building gets spam phone calls now, very cool society we’ve chosen.

Played a round of Kill Team with Age of Sigmar minis today

This only happens to you once

…hear me out 👉👈

Starting a new groupchat with all my homies who’ve read the Dune prequels so I can yell about the finale of Alien: Earth with folks who know fumbling the bag at this level

What time does “what time does the rapture start?” start?

Died to Phthisis tonight, it ruled

Imagine if we created a Morbius situation where we praise the Omenpath cards so much we trick Wotc into printing it but then nobody shows up when it’s actually released in paper

In a just world a card named Dead Ringers would be the perfect zombie clone spell but instead we live in the Lazotep Convert/Vizier of Many Faces timeline

Really solid Alien: Earth this week. At this point I really need to see the Tendril Pod kill somebody, they’re dangling that thing far too much for it not to kill somebody

So not only is Pictures of Spider-Man a pushed Green Artifact That Makes Artifacts, I can’t even put it in my J. Jonah Jameson commander deck??!

Alien Earth is either the third best entry in the franchise or fighting for scraps in the basement with the prequel films and every episode is in some kind of quantum superposition state of the two. Shrodinger’s Limited Series

Incredible headline

I fixed the Cracker Barrel logo if anyone is interested! #illustration #branding

Hail to the king, baby

Decided to play Raveners for next Kill Team league and they aren’t available as a standalone kit yet so say hello to my next project— Tunnel Snakes!

Work has us set up in a spare reading room today and incredible things are happening on the shelves here

Continuing the UB cycle of “worst guy you know gets pretty sweet card”

slightly diminish a band: They Might Be 5’11”

Are we…about to change commander legality rules AGAIN?!

This is why physical media is still so important.

As end-of-empire scenarios go it is so much more dignified to get your capital city sacked by the Visigoths than to have a bunch of illiterate rich people in their 70s doing it through a series of incomprehensible tantrums because their brains were defeated by their phones.

Fantastic 4 is a podium Space Pregnancy movie

Now that the city of New York and Magic: The Gathering are crossing over it’s time to bring back this meme I made a few years ago.

How do I give my opponents a Maskwood Nexus lol

Been in Wisconsin four days and all my social media ads are for pheromone perfume or careers at Sargento

“Don’t play stax, play value engines instead!” The value engine:

Hey @amithebolcast.bsky.social Am I the Bolas for encouraging my playgroups to run Cursed Mirror so I can combo off with Astral Dragon?

“Bracket 3 Yuriko” #LGSHorrorStories

Urza voice: The name of this band is Talking Heads

When we’re already getting ~200 legends this year just from UB it feels kinda bad to give us new in-universe characters on multiple cards in the same set, ngl

Regrettably, I am looking for a Sephiroth 😓

Tonight I saw a Blood Moon in a bracket 1 dwarf theme deck #LGSHorrorStories

The longer I look at spaceship cards the more they look like bad planeswalkers that you can’t attack

Every food deck these days is either named “Seed & Grind” or “I Wanna Fuck This Calzone” Both cost $400.