I've just seen the gyok pope incident from behind the goal. It's the clearest dogso decision you'll ever see. If Pope doesn't foul him he's running onto the ball in acres of space and an absolutely empty net. Defender is nowhere near the ball or the goal. It's awful officiating.

We got away with that. This team really are trying to push the fans away.

Our senior players keep making rookie errors.

Why is odegaard throwing his arms at the crowd? The crowd have been fantastic. It's the absolute dog shit on the pitch that's the problem.

The Premier League has no competitive integrity.

Another Newcastle dive. This ref might as well be wearing black and white.

7 minutes. Literally nothing has happened this half.

Dan Burn taking another dive.

Burn should be off for that. He's run over to scream at the ref. And then dives to get rice booked. This is an all timer from the ref.

How is that not a red card? Gyokeres is getting the ball and an open goal. That's a terrible decision and once again goes against us.

Odegaard has turned into an absolute coward.

High turnover so what do we do? Turn around and pass it all the way back to our box. Brilliant.

Why will we not shoot? Just shoot. Seriously. Just shoot.

Murphy with a textbook yellow card for stopping a quick free kick. Obviously not given.

We're not trying to do anything. Everyone is playing like individuals. Everyone is just watching each other on the ball. Awful.

Great. That's the season over.

What is wrong with this team? They score and then decide it's won and they don't need to bother any more. Absolutely infuriating. And we've done it for years.

Brilliant. Odegaard takes 3 extra touches and then plays rice into 3 defenders.

Noni is doing that "jog back to look like I'm trying" thing but at half speed.

I really dislike Neville. But he's not wrong. We're walking. We're being really casual at the back. Then Ben White just casually fucks up a basic throw in to fully epitomise the end to this half.

We've slowed right down again. Speed up, move the ball and take your shots. FFS. Absolutely brain dead football since the goal.

Did we build this stadium on some haunted burial ground? What the absolute fuck is going on. Cool. So great.

Ben white and Madueke jogging back there.

And again! Fucking shoot!

Fucking shoot!

Odegaard really isn't on it. Too many touches and then bad passes.

Neville Just watched the Newcastle player run at raya to block the kick and still claimed he "didn't do anything" I'd just like to have some honesty for once.

That should be a card.

Ok I take it back. Although, that was a firm low pass into the box so maybe I was right? 😁

Can we maybe put the ball in the box?

Really poor from odegaard. He's not on it today. He's standing on saliba's toes under pressure and then missed a very good opportunity for a break by taking an extra touch. And then fluffs a pass back from a corner to eze. Come on Martin.

Ebere Eze, Bukayo Saka, Kai Havertz and Martin Odegaard have spent 0 minutes on the pitch together. Literally never played.

Odegaard and Havertz have collectively played 300 fewer Premier League minutes this season than Guehi and Semenyo have *for Man City*.

This year is showing pretty categorically that cheats do prosper.

This also applies across all comps.

Martinelli has had a stinker.

Neville fuck off. That's not a headbutt. There's constant contact throughout. The north west mafia would be delighted for that to be a red.

That's a booking for both of them. Haaland is absolutely the instigator. Cheat.

Their 1st cake about 20 seconds after a blatant foul the ref ignored. The 2nd was a shirt-pull on Gabriel & in between times the officials all ignored a blatant DOGSO on Havertz. You can’t compete with this level of corrupt bullshit.

That was really bad. Odegaard needs to pass that much much earlier.

Every single decision that could go against us has done.

That's an obvious foul on havertz. Clips his ankles. That's a red card. City once again living a charmed life.

That's another bullshit free kick. Lovely pinch of the ball and an arsenal break so Taylor gives the foul.

I'm not liking Gabriel stepping off on the edge of the area.

That's amazing defending. That should be 2-1.

Haaland is so soft. Such a whinger.

Eze is repeatedly getting two handed pushes in the back and Taylor is ignoring it every time.

How on earth can you book him for that? Taylor has given every single decision against mosquera and has now booked him because of it.

Hmm odegaard was hiding there a little.

Why is Gabriel man marking Silva? Hmm noni should have played that back into zubi. Bit unlucky not to get the corner though.