also on the subject of awfc signings can we please talk about cerci calling him 'king kai' in her q&a intro vid. she is truly one of us

AWFC FAM LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO

i would like to record for posterity that i told my husband i wanted a merino sub goal to be the winner and THE UNIVERSE OBLIGED!!!

BUH BYE RONALDO YOU RAPIST PIECE OF SHIT

i am 40 mins into the mex v eng game and i have come to the conclusion that bellingham is welcome at arsenal any time he likes

Jordan Henderson with 0 minutes played one yellow card and a broken arm might be the single greatest statline in WC history

we are never beating the blonde fc allegations

have only seen the first twenty minutes of the match but i cannot BELIEVE we actually won. was convinced we'd crash out big time

on the plus side, that's two more arsenal players uninjured and off to the beach

STUTTER KICKS AIN'T SHIT

you'll always be a legend, leo ❤️🦝

just seen the summit score from last night... i somehow blame heaps for this

canada get your act together, you cannot allow that man a minute more of joy

the unbelievable pressure of being a gk subbed on for pens

thanks i HATE it

Georgia Stanway is a Gunner. #Arsenal ❤️🤍

FUCKING FINALLY!!!!!!!!

Thank you for everything Santi Cazorla. An absolute legend of the game. A magician ❤️

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK REF

tick tock awfc, it's july, time for signing announcements please and thank you

i fully understand clowning on uefa but under no circumstances will i root for morocco

time for ninety minutes of my absolute favourite activity: watching rice chill on the bench where nothing bad can happen to him

that's my boyyyyyyy

dec embracing no. 5 last night, on top of kai swapping shirts in the friendly a few weeks ago, has me so tired

i hope no. 5 steps on a plug every single day for the rest of his miserable life

they commentator's cursed dec 😔

Ngl, 90% of my happiness for Messi breaking the record is knowing how much it’ll annoy Ronaldo.

fresh off Cape Verde's 0-0 defeat of Spain, Cape Verde extends their streak with a 2-2 defeat of Uruguay

JUSTICE FOR VIKTOR'S PERFECT CROSS

i'm counting both that and kane's header as goals for the republic of arsenal

commentators saying declan went off limping??? PROTECT MY LARGE ADULT SON TUCHEL OR SO HELP ME GOD

have come home from the theatre to see the croatian keeper having the game of his life

SUCK IT RONALDO

what's the lore on king kai and his long sleeves

i can't breathe i'm going to die laughing

Things you love to see

Aww, good for Manu. Looks like Borussia Dortmund are making some good investments for the next few seasons. They've already signed Alex Popp too.

me @ the two year contract extension

i'm actually not worried about this, because if euros 2025 taught us anything, it's that this team thrives when doing things the long way round

this will never not be bonkers

sarina i-

lionesses game let's fuckin goooooo

ngl am mildly afraid of the transfer window Spurs are having so far

DON'T KICK ME WHILST I'M DOWN

really enjoying this but omg is it triggering my motion sickness

world 7s looked like a lot of fun but it's not worth an injury, thank god renée said no

it's pride month, there must be a blue is *not* the warmest colour joke here somewhere

taylor hinds saying the parade was the best day of her life 🥹

fucking APRIL?!?!?!?!

it's pride month AND arsenal won the league, therefore i am unstoppably powerful for the next four weeks