A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms season 1 in the books

finally made it out of the starting area in dark souls 3

while you were studying the blade, i went to the store

Snake, that’s Harry. he doesn’t mind if he doesn’t make the scene. he’s got a daytime job, and he’s doing alright

[pulling up to my softball games] oh i’m sorry, is a sportsball happening today? 🙄

small-government conservatism is when a guy in a mask who won't show you his badge shoots you through the window of your car while you're driving away from him

gungan dj khaled: WEESA SUPER BOMBAD MUSIC

when i was playing dark souls 2 i couldn’t stop singing “bearer of the curse” to the tune of master of the house from les mis

the patriotism only gets to come out when we're sinking british or german battleships

why are there so many werewolves in london

Good afternoon. At 12:47 this morning, two F-15C fighters scrambled from Whoville Air Force Base intercepted a Grinch strategic bomber in Who airspace. The aircraft did not respond to multiple radio commands to leave our airspace, and its ADS-B transponder was turned off.

desperately rubbing my hands together for warmth in the watchtower as i scan the horizon for grinches

grimly pursuing a grinch across the city’s rooftops like agent smith in the matrix

does anyone know if the department of game and fish is open on friday? i forgot to get my hunting permit for grinch season

orc who started in the mailroom at Barad-dûr and worked his way up to Nazgûl

we have Josie. we have Peg. we have Jive Miguel, who’s in from Bogotá. we have Doctor Wu. we have Lady Bayside. we have Chino and Daddy Gee. we have all these characters

fellas, it’s too rough to feed ya

my job on the leftist commune would be middle reliever with an ERA that hovers around 5.60 and every time i trot out of the bullpen the home fans go “ugh not HER again” but they keep me on the roster because i’m a solid presence in the clubhouse. sorry what was the question again

don’t forget to leave a plate of taconite ore pellets out tonight for the Edmund Fitzgerald

look at my fucking opposition party dog

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My eyes rolled at James riding his gay little bike out of Twin Peaks and toward the worst plot line of the show But then this credit popped up and I knew not all hope was lost

shaving my whole body to see Blue Velvet in the theater just in case

david lynch changed my life so i am very very sad today

in heaven, everything is fine in heaven, everything is fine in heaven, everything is fine in heaven,

never forget what the breakfast sandwich has done for you. for all of us

[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.

2025 year of the griddle

orlok voice: hhhhhave youuuuuu rrrrrread polyyyysecurrrrrrrrrre

orlok voice: wvhatttttt isssssss yourrrrrrr wifiiiiii passssssworrrrrrrrrd

shaving my whole body to see speed racer in the theater just in case

Streaming in 2010: You can watch an entire catalog of amazing movies and TV shows for a reasonable monthly fee Streaming in 2025: our library is Batman movies and 28 seasons of a Tim Allen sitcom, it costs $159/month. We just destroyed the last piece of evidence that Mister Rogers ever existed

Pita chip… now there’s a chip

Don’t Talk To Me Til I’ve Had My Bread And Circuses

my 2025 new years goal is to actively sabotage the goals of everyone in my life. "we'll go to the gym tomorrow" "I think we can each eat an appetizer" "one more glass won't kill you" so on and so forth

david lynch is so cool i wish women were real

ok so this was not my best work

watching it’s a wonderful life… jimmy stewart welcome to papa’s orchard

zoned out of watching the new guardians of the galaxy for a sec because i was googling pictures of linda cardellini

Stop Making Sense is a Christmas movie

The Departed is really good so far but mostly it’s just making me want to rewatch Heat

jack nicholson in the departed looks exactly like the Gunch

watching the wolf of wall street and every time cristin miloti shows up on screen i start giggling and kicking my feet

overcome with emotion at the thought of Elmo saying the word “femininomenon”