Hmm can #scs be soft cock sunday 🤔

Waking up like this, who am I to deny that it's #fcf?

come visit again soon 😘

This #scs brought to you by Bubble Bath™

Green Line Pride wrap 😍😍

halp I'm still reflexively opening slack constantly even though I'm back from my business trip now 😭😭😭

#fcf but I'm on a plane

gays with private pools who will let me swim naked, save me

The concert ended with: 1. Orville singing a cover of Pink Pony Club 2. An orchestral arrangement of We Are The Champions with the entire audience singing the words 3. Rainbow Confetti Cannons and a surprise Pride Flag in the middle of the above song 10/10 would see again

At the Boston Pops to see Orville Peck! Apparently he'll be performing from Cabaret tonight?!

Bike ride on this windy but beautiful day for my mental health or smth

"Not everything has to be gay!" I disagree. Everything needs to be gayer and I won't stop until it is.

Anyone got any recommendations for bulge-enhancing underwear? I'm disappointed in the flattening effect of my current stuff tbh...

My fat cock and I shouldn't have to go to work on #fcf 😭

I'm so glad the weather has been so nice for biking in to work lately 😍

My fat cock and I shouldn't have to go to work on #fcf 😭

A (somewhat) #softcocksaturday ( #scs ?) because I haven't posted in far too long! ...also freshly shaved cause things were getting out of hand 🫣

Finally playing one of the games I picked up at PAX! (And maybe winning?)

A (somewhat) #softcocksaturday ( #scs ?) because I haven't posted in far too long! ...also freshly shaved cause things were getting out of hand 🫣

Time for day 1 of PAX East!!

cock vs thigh? okay 👀👀

Though as sleepy as I am, my morning wood is no less hard and balls no less full 😘

Sorry I haven't been on here much lately but you see I am simply too sleepy. Just soooooo sleepy. I would really like to be significantly less sleepy...

more friends should open mouth kiss

Woke up correctly today; a very happy #fcf for sure

[bluesky timeline] me: [chanting] blogs, blogs- other users: blogs, BLOGS bluesky staff: [pounding their computers] BLOGS, BLOGS, BLOGS!

Woke up correctly today; a very happy #fcf for sure

and now, a public service announcement from the city of Portland (also? let’s be friends 🥺)

I am once again at a work outing throwing darts. The company may change but the event remains the same 😅

A #humpday from the archives because it's been far too long since this hole's been used 🥺

An extra special edition of the Sunday Scaries today: we close the show I've been pouring my heart and soul into for the last couple weeks 😭

No fcf today because it's fancy cat friday instead because we got a cat and he is the most cuddliest cat I've ever met!

Y'all Helm sucks why do we keep using it??? Stop using templating engines to generate configs! Use an actual programming language if you require features not directly supported by yaml!!

Back on my bullshit* *spending all day rewriting and configuring CI pipelines to do silly things

I've run out of clever #fcf captions but at least my cock is still fat 😊

A Democrathicc Party to make FDR look like a conservative

Serious question: why are concerts so loud? If even the concertgoers need to wear earplugs, who is it for??

By far my favorite way to start a Holiday Monday is being woken up at 8:30am by jackhammers demolishing an adjacent apartment 🤬

Finished a really cute LEGO set!

@subradioband.bsky.social was such an absolute delight to see live I'm so glad I got to go (and introduce my husband to them)!

> be me > at a concert > spend the entire opening act distracted by the fact that one of the lights is clearly not working correctly > feel bad for the lighting person trying to fix it remotely > it's been power-cycled at least three times so far

All I've seen of @ifycomedy.com 's presentation for the Smartypants Society is the title, and yet I CONCUR, VEHEMENTLY.

The mental whiplash and brief moment of fear that occurred when I got a LinkedIn notification from someone opening their message with "Happy Hump Day" 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Haven't posted anything for #humpday in a while so I figured I should remedy that! Still not sure if I should fully post hole one day tho 🤔

Pretty sure this is the best news I've heard in at least a month tbh

Went to get blood drawn and they offered me a glass of water and then provided me with this 😵‍💫

Failing miserably at #softiesunday I'm sorry to say 🥲

Game night off to a great start! (I'm losing)

#fcf has definitely got me in the mood for a naked game night tbh