Going through the new Avatar Magic the Gathering Jumpstart Set cards and...

I deserve one good girl head pat for not starting a fight in today's Dumbing of Age comments section. Cause I believe I would be WHOLLY justified. But I ain't doing it.

Put Skye in the men's match as well fuck it. #AEWBloodandGuts 🤼

GOD DAMN! This is amazing!

REMINDER! #AEWBloodAndGuts 🤼

I had to help change a Head Gasket during dynamite, so this is my catch up thread on #AEW Blood and Guts!

There's a part of me that wants to finish this, but my ADHD doesn't want to. And at this point no one is saying "they were gay out of nowhere" anymore. Sooooooooooooooo... yeah I don't think I'm finishing it.

Oh hey they are finally doing that thing! And, even though I like her, they didn't just give it to Mercedes :D

A low effort meme #mayiaskforonefinalthing

I watched the latest episode of Make Some Noise on DropOut And I don't know if @/brennanleemulligan.bsky.social was making a joke, but in case he wasn't... Homestar Runner is a millennial thing. I confuse all my Gen Z friends when I quote it. It literally helped shape my vocabulary and humor.

I would be so god damned embarrassed if I missed the politics of One Piece or thought it was apolitical. It's pretty in your face.

Honestly as someone who's arm was broken by racists as a kid for the crime of being brown, really glad I clocked this whole "Clanker" shit early. It's not even a clever dog whistle.

Just started watching "A Wild Last Boss Appears" and the main character just said this: ""Watching a cute girl is more motivating than some guy!" was the stupid reason I spent several hours agonizing over character creation!" .... bruh... that's egg talk 101. lol.

I know this is bad of me but I honestly forget that straight trans women exist. I see gals in trans groups and TikTok talking about how hard it is to date men. And I'm always just like

Sex work is 1000% more honorable and socially beneficial than working as an ICE agent.

Shout out to that time I stopped running a D&D game because I had this whole idea about the players each becoming the champion of the deity they served. And when offered a boon by his goddess, some dude said "All I need my lady, is a night in your bedchamber" Barf.

"But she married a man!" Miss me with that shit.

I'm watching the King of the Hill reboot. And according to people Connie being ENM and saying to Bobby "I don't think you're good for ENM" is bad actually. I dunno how. Like she's trying to protect his feelings, because she's literally known him almost all his life.

Nice to see Jake Hager finally give back to wrestling by leaving it. Real big "you can't fire me, I quit" energy.

Thursday Emblem: Three Houses!

everybody loves memes

Dumbing of Age comments: But Dorothy and Joyce are cheating! Me: Yeah they should do it more!

I'm sorry but hating Sakura from Naruto is such a red flag.

Okay y'all remember that moment in The Day of the Doctor in Doctor who where John Hurt's War Doctor starts a process on his sonic screwdriver that will one day on The 11th Doctor's Sonic open the wood door in front of them? My brain has done that with this song, I now know the whole chorus...

So if you search Dumbing for Age on bluesky you just get a lot of me... so uh... Hi, enjoy the trip.

God this is a reference that only like five people on the Internet get, and one of them is Phil Fogilo. I'm old and it shows. This reference is turbo dated.

Taking a pause from the thing I'm doing to like talk about this. For like a little while Sinfest changed it's whole thing. Started talking about social justice, and about women's rights. And really doing a whole lot of gender stuff with the characters.

Every time someone brings up the poly solution for the current Dumbing of Age storyline to @damnyouwillis.bsky.social

Y'all remember when Lesbian Bed Death on Twitter did a whole deep dive into Sinfest a year or so ago to figure out how a webcomic that started off as mildly offensive, with dreams of being the South Park of webcomics, but ultimately was kinda whatever, went off the rails?

I really shouldn't read the comments section of the dumbing of age webcomic... At least not for a while. Lotta weird homophobia happening from "well meaning" people.

I'm sorry... Mariah May's character in the WWE is she fat shames people because she's shallow? That's it? That's what we're doing with one of the best current Women's Wrestlers doing it today? Giving her a surface level gimmick? Toni Storm really did curse that woman with mediocracy.

This is a comment left on @/damnyouwillis.bsky.social's Comic Dumbing Of Age in regards to Joyce and Dorothy being into each other. And I can tell I've grown up, because I only kinda feel like I should tell this person to fuck off. Helps that others are reading them the riot act.

People: Hey that's no way to talk about Hulk Hogan. Have some respect, the man just died. Me: Maybe he could have lived his life in a way that didn't cause others to celebrate his death.

Do you take requests?

Hogan's dead, rest in piss bozo!

Reading the comments section on today's page, you'd think @damnyouwillis.bsky.social committed murder on everyone's grandmas.

Why does anyone listen to anything Eric Bischoff has to say? Dude's had an axe to grind ever since Tony didn't accept some advice Bischoff tried to give him.

Me Playing Laughing Jasper Flint against people: Hahaha this is so much fun! I love this! Me having Laughing Jasper Flint played against me: Wait, hold the fuck up.

Superman says some yachts had it coming from the orcas lol

I'mma be honest when I see people criticize Mercedes Moné (or any black wrestler honestly) I always kinda give them the side eye. "Oh she can wrestle, but she can't talk at all. Her character isn't believable." Like I dunno, seems to me like she talks fine. Are you sure this is about her ability?

I delayed my shower by 3 hours today because I was searching for a rampant growth. I'd look at the clock and say "Oh I should really get on that shower" and then my brain would say "We haven't checked this box of magic cards. Maybe the Rampant growth is in there." And thus the cycle began anew.

“They made Superman woke!” Superman in 1951:

HANGMAN FUCKING ADAM PAGE!!!

Just remember... AEW is FOREVER TIMELESS! #AEWAllInTexas #AEWAllIn ➡️ allelitewrestling.com/aewonppv

Dang I had to sleep, so basically I'm watching the very end of #AEWAllIn But hell fucking yeah! #AndStill champion! Timeless Toni Storm!

This should be canon

This movie is devoid of any homosexuality... the internet has lied to me again. #KPopDemonHunters

I love expressive animation. Her face looks absolutely unhinged #KPopDemonHunters