perfect metaphors don’t exis—

Oh oh....could be off for good.... Iau need more wine

It's happened 4 more times since I posted this

For all fellow NSP sufferers, I am Montreal and the power has gone out about 20 times since 8:30am. That said the outages have lasted no more than 30 seconds.

Someone let Woody know, it is possible to not be creepy AF and still sparkle.

Just a bunch of the smallest men who ever lived

This Dartmouth boy just completed his 9th of 10 Nutcracker shows with the National Ballet of Canada. The costumes are rather over the top.

Shubie Park Off Leash Dog Park Under Threat of closing c.org/YLp6drGGx9

Wondering if Andrew has been informed. 🤔

Are there not already plans in place to move cargo by rail, implementation of BRT and of course the evil bike lane network? Did they get this article from the onion or Beaverton?

🤔🤔

Humanity....fucked

He survived opening night

There you have it .... Evidence that Die Hard is a Christmas movie www.instagram.com/reel/DR3sR5T...

Big day for this former tiny dancer as he makes his debut with other NBS students on opening night of the Nutcracker in Toronto with the National Ballet of Canada company.

Canada should engage in no negotiations of any sort with a country that disrespects Franklin the Turtle.

This could be Canada.

This will improve Canadian visitors to the US of A(ssholes)

When the idiots think you're idiots

Who do we blame now?

😂 😂 😂 www.thebeaverton.com/2025/11/trum...

They had their chances, didn't cash in and there is the shot from LA

BO KNOWS BASEBALL

Well fuck

One final time.....maybe..... @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social

The internet has had its run... might be time to shut it down. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

With vladdy coming up.........

But you would enjoy that

Emmett Sheehan before and after that outing

Bo Bichette says he brought the possibility of playing 2B to the Blue Jays. “I just want to be able to help the team in any way.”

Meanwhile, Sobeys and Aquaterra are pulling hundreds of millions of litres of water from wells in Colchester County which they sell as bottled water. For that water, the companies pay the province a total of $769 annually. That's not a typo. It's $769. (Exactly, $768.85.)

Ahem @kellyhfx.bsky.social @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social

Check out this fucking mediocre white man. 🙄🙄 www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

George "potty mouth" Springer 😂😂

This "city" is something. Two sporting events with the potential of 16,000 ppl traveling downtown, one bridge closed. No problem we will take the ferry.... except 70% of the parking lot is closed and the ferry is still running on a 30 min schedule. The 6pm ferry full with 50 more already waiting.

Got this due dropped at the National Ballet School yesterday, his next chapter kicks off today. Navigating the devastation and pride as I tried to keep it together while driving away was impossible, luckily I have a 13 hour drive home to think about it today. But he seemed content and ready!

We need a reboot where Cedric Sneer used his inheritance to build a massive tech company and is planning to build a giant AI data centre and suck all the water out of the Evergreen Forest. A second generation of raccoons comes together to fight his plans and save their home.

Also teach your sons to be secure in themselves so they don’t feel a woman’s success is a threat to them because it’s not.

Yes, I know Taylor Swift is privileged and her parents always supported her career. But if all parents supported their daughters and didn’t socialize them to be likeable and take a backseat to others, they’d be surprised at what their girls can do too.

In @seebo429.bsky.social we trust

A 10 year journey at Maritime Dance comes to an emotional close as we are less than a week away from starting the next journey at the National Ballet School.... you are gonna go far www.instagram.com/reel/DNs13Ug...

Danielle Smith is currently on the phone with Donald trying to hire ICE to deport this man

i am so sick of the dumbest people alive being in charge of everything and the second dumbest people alive writing opinion columns about how it's good