This is the sort of weather report I want. Not “plan for this temp or that precipitation”. I want “don’t straighten your hair, and make sure you have good armpit ventilation.” @ryansnoddon.bsky.social 👀

We should all be able to cal in “rain” today. Cancel school. Let us all cozy up at home with our soup and fuzzy socks.

Reset the counter. Days since I got Krazy glue on my hands: 0

Very niche post. The Canadian Institute for Health Information has released guidelines for how health care providers and health authorities across Canada should be reporting statistics around Gender, Sex, and Sexual Orientation. 💟

Happy Birthday to everyone who was conceived on Christmas Eve!

@sentimentbot.bsky.social good morning!

Have to do laundry today because my Rapture shirt is in the dirty clothes, but otherwise, I’m ready.

Do we know what is being built in Timberlea by the McDonald’s?

I have a wedding coming up (not mine, don’t start with me) and have a black dress to wear but the nicest shawl I have is black, sliver and red. Is red in a scarf bad to wear to a wedding?

Hey, @moesmixtapes.bsky.social Happy Birthday!

This song by Port Cities has been in my head for days.

What about an app that will tell my kids if the dishwasher is clean or dirty so they stop asking me?

My love language is folk songs with harmonies.

“how do you read so many books?”

battle doomscrolling by posting five small pleasures in life: 1. Waking up naturally after a full night’s rest 2. Being home alone in complete silence 3. Accidentally finding something you thought you’d lost 4. Being near the water 5. Unsolicited hugs from teenagers

I blame NSPower for all of this spam

I want a secret admirer.

My kid’s school Facebook group keeps declining my requests to join. 😑

We have a “team day” planned for tomorrow and I made these people a Kahoot and they’d better appreciate it!

So the cycle seems to be: 1 depression - going through the motions 2 depression - no energy 3 clear head with return of energy (briefly) 4 anxiety hyper - not knowing where to start 5 anxiety freeze return to step 1

Wynni bit me this morning and punctured the skin in a few spots. It was my fault but I’m still mad at her.

If I don’t get some chocolate today, someone’s gonna get hurt real bad.

Hi @mlimabean.bsky.social you beautiful dancing Queen!

Hey @kellyhfx.bsky.social remember that time you were dancing in the aisle at Sobeys and I didn’t tell you there was a man standing behind you trying to get past? One of my favourite memories.

Lovely @kimisayswhat.bsky.social you are fantastic company both online and in person. Every time I remember that you can fly a plane I’m like

Christine, @neluuna.bsky.social you have a great sense of humour and I love your gentle acceptance of this weirdo from the HaliSky. 😘

Oi @eastcoastknits.bsky.social you are so crafty and clever. I’m jealous of the way you just whip up handmade items out of your imagination.

Dear @benmacleod.bsky.social your dedication to improving infrastructure (and the communication around it) in this city is admirable and appreciated.

oh, @markdykeman.bsky.social btw, your positive posts and checking in on folks is kind and always appreciated.

Yo, @gammarae.design you’re a hecking goddess of making cool shit and wearing banging eye makeup while doing it. I fear your disappointment every time I stab myself in the eye with a mascara brush.

Hey, @michellemccann.bsky.social you are cool and smart and authentic on here and I wish we had met in person at least once.

Hey @kellyhfx.bsky.social you are a a badass at literally everything you do. You amaze me and make me laugh. Thank you for being my bff.

Generally, I don’t like reality tv but I have been sucked into Building the Band and I have OPINIONS.

Lately the sense that I am the only one in my organization who has a broad enough scope of institutional knowledge to answer certain questions or to complete certain tasks has me _overwhelmed_.

Teen and I saw The Who last night in Toronto on their farewell tour. It was an amazing experience and I’m so glad we did this together. ❤️

“Canada has always been a beacon of freedom and democracy in the world.” -Tom Cochrane

I have two teenagers. One tortures me with Slipknot the other with The Smiths. Where did I go wrong.

What time is 2pm @marsha.bsky.social ?

Facebook doesn’t think I’m human so suspended my account. 🙃

Ok, had to call in again and this person was super nice. I hope they have a great day.

It is 8:40am and I am on hold with IT.

🎶Let it raaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiann🎶

I just wanted to sell some things online so I made a Facebook account. Half my family declined my friend requests and the other half texted me asking if it was real. I am vexed.

This is pomegranate lemonade, 5mg of creatine monohydrate, and topped with some mango bubbly. I’m calling it Lemonade Grenade.

Last week I saw my family practitioner, told her my symptoms, asked her, “Is this perimenopause?” And I stg, this woman (who is my age) exhaled deeply, sat back in her chair, and quietly mumbled to herself “Fuck, I don’t know.” #womenshealth

Not a bad way to wake up, HaliSky.

Just finished a romance novel and no one took their pants off the entire time. So I ordered the second book in the series. 🤞🏻