Turns out getting woken up by a boom of thunder at 4am leads to a pretty sleepy day.

You really undersold the “wind” part of this post, @yhzweatherguy.bsky.social 😂

No power = no coffee = not good

If this phone is so “smart” how come it keeps sending me ads for specialty A cup bras and period underpants?

Some people want to have children but not be parents.

People at work keep talking about someone named Claude. As if I know who that is. I do not. But it’s gone on so long now, it would be weird to ask. So I just nod along like I know the guy.

We went to a sports! @hfxthunderbirds.bsky.social

I’m so hecking sleepy today. It’s the time change, right?

If I was having a medical emergency I don’t think either of my children would hear me call out for them. One is always gaming with a headset and the other is always holed up in her room with the door closed and the tv on.

Great news! Allan Legere is dead! 🎉🥳

Not having the bestest day. Frig George Hudson for coming up with DST.

Him: Who made you cry like that? Me:

Hey @kellyhfx.bsky.social #SaladWars

My kid had a pt job working for a locally owned company but the guy was so terrible at paying her on time and communication she’s taken a fast food service job instead. He still owes her for all of the hours she worked in February. 😒

Walmart. What are you doing?

What were your high school colours? Green and gold 🟩🟨

Ya’ll are not gonna believe how much it costs when your kid graduates high school. 😩😬

Very upset 17 yo because The Offspring concert was cancelled. 😔

Every time my kids ask to do something that makes me a bit nervous, I quickly examine that nervousness and usually let them do the thing. Then after I’ve said yes, I start to worry my parenting style is too loosey goosey.

An excerpt from my email to Andy Fillmore this morning calling his briefing note embarrassing.

Didn’t cry yet today. Things that almost made me cry: -Wynni being cute -traffic -working in the office -the food court at the big mall* -someone being nice to me -that big project at work -Lawton’s not stocking the vitamins I’m sure will fix me -remembering Tom Petty is dead -the grocery store*

Update: 8 days in. The cooties seem to have taken up residence in my sinuses and have no intention of leaving any time soon.

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work ... “What exactly is the question you are trying to answer?”

Update: Not better.

Why didn’t Ciri just do that scream thing at Bonhart?

This almost makes me wanna stay sick out of spite. GTFO Halls.

I’ve fallen, friends. The tightness in my chest, the persistent cough, throbbing sinuses…I fear I may have to take to the seaside for reprieve. Please write letters to keep me updated on the affairs of the city. Yours, Krystal

Annual Feb 2nd rant: Punxsutawney Phil is only accurate 35% of the time. We only pay attention to this one bc of the Bill Murray movie. Shubenacadie Sam’s accuracy rate is 45%. You could flip a coins and have approx those same odds. Staten Island Chuck 85% accuracy. Chuck is the one to listen to.

I can’t stop coughing

Recently my kid’s global history teacher told him she think that president is really smart and doing a lot of good things. He said all he could think was, “you’re a real idiot” —- “…but I didn’t say it out loud, mom. Just…how can she be so stupid?”

If you live in an apartment with a laundry room, how much are you paying to wash & dry? We’re paying $2.75 per wash, $2.75 per dry.

One teen down with the flu. We’re definitely going to need one extra day added to this weekend. (At least) **Grateful we all had flu shots because I can’t imagine if this was worse for her. 😔

When I was younger, my grandparents pipes in the bathroom would freeze and I’d have to hold the flashlight so my grandfather could see into the cubby yo use the blowtorch to unfreeze then.

Friends, when you type a topic you want to search into Google, follow it with “ -ai” and you can avoid the overview and terrible results from the AI overlords.

Jesus Christine, I just realized it’s still only January. 😫

Storm prep: - bread, peanut butter, chips, chocolate, fruit, and bottled juice - making coffee now to put in a thermos in case we lose power overnight - camping lanterns, headlamps, and candles ready - phone is charging - book, jigsaw puzzle, and knitting project at the ready #nsstorm

The Krystal Method: Eat garlicky food for breakfast and lunch the day you’re heading out of town on a romantic getaway weekend.

That’s not even as cold as a witch’s tit.

Why do you suppose Michael Bolton’s lover from “How Am I Supposed To Live Without You” left him?

I’m not gonna make it, friends

Somehow over the past few years I have unwillingly become a scream sneezer.

Idk, I feel like $1B is worth a vote.

A neighbour went out and texted to ask if I want coffee. A peek out the window and my car is shoveled out too. I love my neighbours.

Ugh. My sister sent me dozens of old photos that my paternal grandparents had and I am _tearful_ looking at these.

Is this a weather related headache?

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