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I keep confusing MTG and MGK

My new email signature: “I feel thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread.”

My guy came over and put air in my tires* in this miserable weather. *not a euphemism

Bought some maple flavoured coffee creamer so it’s time to start making some Christmas gifts.

There’s a letter in my mailbox from Nova Scotia Power with my address on it but someone else’s name. Suggestions on what do to with this?

Day three is not starting out so well. 🙁

My 15 year old daughter is very much a child. Yesterday, she brought a teddy bear and soft blanket to the hospital with her. This will be her 3rd Christmas not believing Santa brings her gifts. She holds my hand when we go out places. And cries for me when she is upset or hurt.

I also slept on a terrible single mattress I hauled into her room last night and my back feels like it turns 90 overnight. DMs are open for gossip, stories, tea, and scandal.

Yesterday, my 15 yr old had a tonsillectomy & adenoidectomy at the IWK. The staff in the day surgery department were fantastic. 💕

Has anyone seen the hôtel prices for MONCTON NEW BRUNSWICK lately!?

My first time seeing this cursed tree and it’s terrifying. It’s fucking snoring guys. SNORING.

Sometimes when I mutter “Jesus Christ” under my breath, it’s a prayer, not a swear.

Is it a midlife crisis or a midlife reevaluation?

It’s Lassy Bun baking time, everyone. 💕

*chupse*

The precipitation has two settings: off & firehose

Evergreen post

Job security, pensions, affordable living…all happened for one generation for a very brief period of time, yet it’s the standard by which we have set our entire economy, educational system, personal goals, and societal expectations.

And the Lord said unto them, “Build more parking at St. Benedict’s Parish church so parishioners will stop parking like assholes on Radcliffe Dr and the lot where Canadian Tire used to be.”

I don’t know what it is, but after spending time at the mall, I always feel uncomfortably low on self esteem.

Is it still stew if everyone has eaten all of the meat out of it?

I knew a guy back home named “Mooks” but he didn’t play baseball, he sold weed.

Pretty sure I’m going to finish the final book in this series tonight and I’m pre-sad about it.

Top of my inbox this morning, “Hi Crystal,” 😑

If you have a child/adolescent who needs mental health or addictions help and you live in New Brunswick, you can self refer by calling their intake line.

I just told someone at work that “this issue has been my albatross” and they said they know what that means because of Taylor Swift and I said I know what that means because The Rime of the Ancient Mariner was the albatross of my grade 11 English class. RIP Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Someone at work touched my stuff and didn’t put it back the way they found it and now my scripts won’t run.

So I don’t much about sportsing, but I do know that baseball is supposedly America’s favourite pastime so GO BLUE JAYS!

No, I don't want your number No, I don't want to give you mine and No, I don't want to meet you nowhere No, don't want none of your time

Lemon squares in the oven. @longpig.bsky.social’s mom’s recipe. 💛

“…the new facility will be a dedicated research centre focused on breeding ticks…” 😳

My daughter’s guitar teacher asked her if she’d heard of Dolly Parton and she made fun of him. 😆

Maybe not enough people in tech watched @stephenking.bsky.social’s Maximum Overdrive because there are hella too many unnecessary items are attached to the Internet of Things now.

Hello, yes, I’d like to experience some of this thunder and lightning.

What does that mean “rent is up by $4400” and “power bills are up by $400”? My rent and power bill didn’t increase by this amount. These are misleading statistics and makes the NDP look unprofessional. Try again @novascotiandp.bsky.social

My coworker went home to Mumbai for Diwali and sent a picture of his family all dressed up. And then I Krystal’d it. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Current State: Strength 6/10 Intelligence 8/10 Wisdom 7/10 Constitution 2/10 Dexterity 5/10 Charisma 9/10 Mana 10/10

The three of us had covid and flu vaccines yesterday. Results are varied: -1 was power puking at 11:30pm -2 didn’t sleep much at all from tossing and turning -1 has all over body aches (that many be exacerbated by menstrual cramps) -2 have terrible headaches -1 just doesn’t want to today

I suspect it’s fireworks for Diwali, but holy crap, it’s got me on edge.

happy birthday @hfxgirl.bsky.social 🎂

Short version: Ticketmaster can suck it. Teen and I got Rush tickets from another vendor. Long version: Ticketmaster can suck it. Advertising for a presale and then locking all of the seats with a promo code for Rogers or RBC customers is fucking dirty.

My strongest book-related belief is that the paperback should come first and then the hardback after for people who want a fancy edition.

Short weeks can gtfo

Let’s really get everyone riled up today. What do you put inside your bird and what are the ingredients? Dressing. Cubed up bread, mashed up potatoes, minced onion, a beaten egg, salt, pepper, and an illegal amount of summer savoury.

Me: Tidying for company and preparing a big meal. Wynni: Now seems like the perfect time to drag poop across the floor.

What is a food/side that your family always has to have with big roast dinners that some might find odd? On mom’s side: stewed tomatoes On Dad’s side: coleslaw

Bird is in the oven. (Not a euphemism)

“Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand” Pickles - just thinking about eating them makes me gag. Grease - made it through the first 20 minutes and realized the hype is mass hysteria. Hotel California - please, no.

Knockout