Raise your hand if you are wishing you’d taken today off like everyone else.

Someone posted a picture of a fox in their yard on Facebook and I commented “I didn’t know you got a new puppy!” And some people commented to tell me it was a fox. It’s a different vibe over there for sure.

I have lived in this apartment building for 12 years and this is our 7th superintendent in that time.

Happy Birthday to my beautiful, smart, kind, absolutely ridiculous bff @kellyhfx.bsky.social 🎂🎈🎁🎉

I hit that crater turning right onto Washmill Lake Dr from Horseshoe Lake Dr. 😫🤦🏻‍♀️

Googled: “what to wear to a @weezer.bsky.social concert” and up pops a redditor pleading people to wear deodorant. 😅

Had a stress dream last night that @kellyhfx.bsky.social and I bought an overpriced hair dryer and hatched an elaborate plan to get it back in the box and return it.

Inflation is out of control

Suspicious activity on your bank account but it’s just you and your son sending the same $$ back and forth because you bother keep forgetting to put gas in the car.

Dear Lord, ya’ll need to put your lights on when driving in this rain on the highway.

Days since having to wash the cat’s butt: 0

Let’s play a game! I’m going to post a picture of an item I saw at Value Village on Saturday and let’s see who can guess the sticker price on the bottom.

Finished knitting this little gift for a coworker who is expecting. 🧶

My 18 mo old bff came upstairs for an early morning visit. Destroyed the place, slammed back some juice and two pieces of brown bread with butter, gently petted the cat, and then put on her moon mist coloured crocs and left.

Name your top 15 TV shows ever, gut instincts only— Kids in the Hall X-Men: The Animated Series Firefly Schitt’s Creek Star Trek TOS Star Trek TNG Star Trek Voyager Stargate Golden Girls Teen Titans Fringe The Muppet Show The Witcher The Hilarious House of Frightenstein Cheers

Oh Lordy, it’s so much worse this morning. 😫

Headache, anyone?

So…how/where/when would one order a corsage for their prom date around these parts?

Do we have an update on how the crow is doing?

Absence reporting my high school kids has become my second (unpaid) career. 😑

Those are her boots.

My kid got us tickets to see RUSH in Toronto this summer and I stg they better play Red Barchetta because I keep assuring him they will. If they don’t, I will never hear the end of the complaining.

Sometimes you post something on fb marketplace and the person just messages, shows up, hands you the exact amount you asked for in cash and everyone moves ahead with their lives. 🙌🏻

It not that I don’t love multigrain bread. I do. It’s just it often leaves grit in my teeth and I’m so sensitive to anything teeth related.

Forbidden Sky

Come and get your girl, @artpaysme.bsky.social

Help, I’m afraid to get off the couch! 😫

Imagine telling people you have a “passion” for your job. 🙄😒

Friends, may I introduce you to my 15 year old?

I’m getting that restless springtime feeling like I want to start some shit.

17/18 year old boys say “Bro” SOOOOOOO MUCH 😫

We were at HSC last week and my daughter caught me staring at a man in a jewelry store. “You want to go over and tell him not to do it, don’t you?” (I really did)

Passport questions: -do I need an appointment to bring in the application? -if I am submitting an application for my child <16 do they need to be with me when I drop it off?

Could someone please explain how the four day work weeks feel longer than the five day works weeks?

Wynni has been full of piss and vinegar all weekend. She was crawling around on her back under the sofa and poking her head out at us like a little Mission Impossible Exorcist crossover.

Frying fish before 10am is not how Jesus wants us to acknowledge his death. Looking at you, hallway neighbours. 👀

Question: are you supposed to use that guillotine thing for your eyelashes before or after you put on mascara?

I kept saying “I shouldn’t be reading this” to myself over and over while reading this book.

What sort of Footloose town is this anyway? 😒

Me: The placement of that button makes me uncomfortable. Him: She looks like you. … … Me: We need to go.

My teen can sign into his gnspes account on any device other than the HRCE Chromebook assigned to him by his school. When he brought it to school to say it’s not working, was told they have hundreds of Chromebooks ahead of him in line that don’t work and he’ll just have to make do.

Curse you, @johnniven.bsky.social for telling me about Hijack. Am almost through season 2 and can’t stop.

Stuck on loop in my head: the opening and bridge guitar bits from Mouthful of Cavities

I was in line for the self checkout and watching with immense curiosity the gentleman purchasing 4 bricks of butter and putting them in his pockets when the customer behind me gently tapped my arm and pointed to an open checkout.

Turns out getting woken up by a boom of thunder at 4am leads to a pretty sleepy day.

You really undersold the “wind” part of this post, @yhzweatherguy.bsky.social 😂

No power = no coffee = not good

If this phone is so “smart” how come it keeps sending me ads for specialty A cup bras and period underpants?

Some people want to have children but not be parents.

People at work keep talking about someone named Claude. As if I know who that is. I do not. But it’s gone on so long now, it would be weird to ask. So I just nod along like I know the guy.