Defeated, inflation has not been. Lies from Palpatine, these are. 🌌📈

The Holonet, controlled by oligarchs it is. Not democracy, but oligarchy.

The Empire cannot silence the Holonet. Reinstated Kimmel must be. 🎙️⚡️

Here’s a clip of yours truly on Kimmel over a decade ago! fb.watch/Cf1jgqEdsI/?...

Authoritarianism this is. Voices silenced, the Empire demands. 🛑⚔️

Political violence, no place in the Republic it has. 🌌⚔️

Let them win, we cannot. 🌌⚔️

Together, take them all on we will — and elect Luke as mayor. 🌌⚔️

Backtrack, do not. Stick with the scientists, you must. 🌌⚕️

Grow the union movement, we must. 🌌⚒️

Step down, Clovis must. 🌌⚔️

A war on public health, Palpatine wages. 🌌⚕️

The shooting of younglings. End, will this insanity ever? 🌌⚔️

A free Republic, we would rather be. 🌌⚔️

An economy that works for all, not just the Hutts, we need. 🌌⚔️

Just another step in Palpatine’s march toward authoritarianism, this is. 🌌⚔️

End Order 66 against the Jedi, we must. 🌌⚔️

No longer can the Republic pay the highest prices in the galaxy for medicine. 🌌💉

When the people stand, corporate greed falls. 🌌⚔️

Instead of war, homes and healing for millions we could fund. 🌌⚔️

A simple, universal system we need: Medicare for All. 🌌⚕️

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social @sanders.senate.gov

Include the Wookiees, we must. 🐾🌌

Ban Big Credits from the Republic, we must. 💰⚔️

A housing policy for all systems, we need. Not just the oligarchs. 🏠🌌

A right, education is. Not a privilege. ⚔️📚

Good relations, with the Wookies, I have.

Watch the new South Park, Yoda asks of you.

Mandalore, gerrymandered even more, it may be!

How liberty dies, this is. With thunderous applause.

Out of town, Yoda was. Back, I am!

@stephruhle.bsky.social @markhamillofficial.bsky.social @jimmykimmel.com @angrystaffer.bsky.social @colbertlateshow.bsky.social Brilliant, this is!

A liar, Vader is. Consumed by power and greed.

A new Yoda shirt, I got! #Yoda #Columbia #Palpatine

Order 66, this is. :(

Watch South Park, you must!

The future, uncertain it is. Droids, walking among us, they are! #StarWars #Yoda #Droids

The Writers Guild is an amazing union. They look out for their members!

Colbert, gone he is. Consumed, by Palpatine. Coincidence? #starwars #yoda #jedi #bernie

Trump takes care of the hungry and the sick. With concentration camps.

Listen up liberals! If you want strong legs, this is how it’s done. 💪🏼☮️ #legday #fitness #gym

A day in the life of an unemployed recent college graduate 😭😁 #unemployment #genz #life

Trump loves his neighbor. Jeffrey Epstein.

Concentration camps are bad

Left the Temple, I have. Palpatine owns the towers now. Here, the signal is still ours. A Jedi speaks.

Do, or do not. There is no try.

What, exactly, are we celebrating tomorrow? Our cutting off healthcare to the needy to enrich the greedy? Our new concentration camps? Our dying economy? Our ditching due process? Our corruption? Our broken legislature? Our corrupt SCOTUS? Our ridiculous buffoon president? #FourthOfJuly

Yoda shames the Sith

Yoda, you seek Yoda!

Yoda, you seek Yoda!