In the grinch’s defense the whos do seem really fucking annoying.

The bollard hasn’t moved a single inch. Total domination. #WorldBollardAssociation

bluesky is where elder millennials enjoying internet retirement meet younger millennials with untreated depression

Christmas Day in Iceland was warmer than Melbourne 🤔 #Climatecrisis #Auspol

YOU WILL PERFORM FOR BELOVED LEADER OR ELSE! 🤣 Trump has surrounded himself with a pack of obsequious, opportunistic cunts, and he's too stupid to see it. I can say that on social media because I'm *never* going to the USA.

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Stand down everyone. #Ashes

It's still on! #Ashes

Drawn test #Ashes

And THAT'S why you don't ask the work experience kid. #Ashes

I'm going for: England score at a consistent rate, but Australia take consistent wickets. It comes down to 3 runs to win when the 9th wicket goes down. Atkinson hobbles up the race with his bad hamstring. Conference with Tongue. Starc bowls. Hit to deep cover. Hobbling ensues. Atkinson run out 4-0

DO ATKINSON NEXT #Ashes

The promotion of Carse is peak Bazball. This is it. Where does McCullum go from here? He's scaled an Everest he built from dreams @liebcricket.com #Ashes

"This pitch is playing up a bit so just go out there and express yourself", said Coach Baz. "Like the previous 7 #Ashes innings?" asked Ben.

At last, the Bazball they wanted. #Ashes

Are the Cam Green supporters ready to admit defeat yet? #Ashes

Every batsman here has talked themselves into seeing gremlins in the pitch. It's like a kind of mass hysteria. #Ashes

Very 👏 Bad 👏 Shot 👏 #Ashes

joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this

Some talk about the pitch, and yeah it was lively BUT the wickets of Head, Weatherald, Smith, Green, and Carey were all very ordinary play, and nothing to do with seam movement. #Ashes

Scotty Boland. #Ashes

I well remember my time playing 2-day, 40-over cricket for Quakers Hill 6th Grade. #Ashes

6 for 60something 7 for 70something 8 for 80something 9 for 90something I'm starting to see the problem... #Ashes

What a thrilling ODI this has been. #Ashes 🏏

Team Collins

Green coming in. Might as well be 6 down. #Ashes

England bowlers are getting rewarded for patience and consistency. Can't say the same for Australian batters; that's 4 fairly ordinary decisions while holding the willow. #Ashes

Playing shots we don't have to play. It's like we're England. #Ashes

Altman is bullshitting at Musk's level now.

twitter: new update, every time you post, elon musk is literally going to break into your house and shit directly into your mouth users: that sucks but….i mean i HAVE to stay on there…..

One hour in.

When I was younger I kind of thought a lot of these types of people - corporate leaders, mainly - were full of shit. As I get older, I realise I was more right than 20something me ever thought.

Merry Civmas to those who celebrate

Boxing Day Test starts tomorrow #Ashes

Was I clumsy for spilling water all over my desk at home? Yes. Was the desk overdue for a clean? Also, yes Merry fucking Christmas.

#Ashes Smith: utterly comfortable. Ton on offer, and a chance to take England to 2-1. Thrown away in a moment of madness. Jacks: just short of a half century, and shorter on brains. Threw his hands at a ball that was no threat outside 8th off stump without moving his feet. 1/2

Hahahahahahahahahaha Get fucked, summer

Got within 100 runs. I'll bet England's Moral Victory Coach is thrilled with that. #Ashes

Marnus and Trav. The spin twins we didn't know we needed. #Ashes

Boys, that's not a cramp... #Ashes

Epstein Files.

For something calling itself a "Defense" force, it sure does a lot of attacking 🤔 Kind of like how Yanks get assault rifles for home defence.

this is the greatest feeling, when the cord box proves its utility to a family member

My thoughts on England vs The Goat. #Ashes

Ok that one I saw, and let me say: #Ashes GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAT