very sleepy & drawing rusty junk on ipad

Spoke with a source who told me the call volume is so high, a call center for both Mastercard & Visa is bringing out pizza and ice cream so agents don’t quite amid the rush. Long waits are causing dropped calls. What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.

🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.

I felt inspired to dub over this thread

POV you are about to be pummelled by a weird raccoon-turned-goblin thing #RemyRaccoonArt

tim sweeny wants to stealth you so so bad it drives him insane

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There's no other way

"DM for content removal!" how about you ask for permission before posting stolen content in the first place? Thought ever occur to ya?

chat do u see it. do u see my vision chat

"It is against the TOS to be talked into suicide by our LLM" is possibly the most evil tech bro thing I've ever read

there is not enough material of young gay couples calling each other "dude" and "man"

The boys workin' out >:)

I may eat cum but I draw the line at olives

Hang out with me on the couch :3c

speaking of which, the scene where he lifts his shirt is a triumph of the NSFW-detector

what's the reason for the season? I'm not sure, but I do know that SANTA CLAUS IS MADE OF FRACTAL PENISES

Who needs a folding Dino this #wagonwednesday ? >;3 🍩🦖 #nudes #irlnudes #murrsuit #humpday

the reason 101 dalmations looks like that is because disney incorporated xerography (ie early photocopying technology) into the animation process. rough pencils (by mostly male animators) were copied onto the cels so that disney could fire the (mostly female) inkers. remember that art can lie to you

After 20 long years, Timesplitters Rewind finally releases in early access! 100% Free! Download it here! www.indiedb.com/games/timesp... #Gamedev #indiegame #gaming

you should pet me

looking through the preliminary results, it appears the only things it can detect with any reliability are tim allen's big supernaturals. Huh.

I started processing every 24th frame of The Santa Clause to detect any NSFW content (with the confidence level turned down to make it over-detect). It's... working? I mean, I'll give you the tie.

oh yeah also I gave it an image of two women fucking doggystyle, and it said it was SFW. So it's not just false positives, it's got plenty of false negatives too

I didn't take a picture but when I ran a photo of me holding a box of Rice-A-Roni through it, it told me my hand was a penis and the "A" in "Rice-A-Roni" was an asshole

other highlights of testing the NSFW detector: this one pluot is a penis

AI is the only technology that can protect us from Tim Allen's breasts

I tested a machine learning model designed to detect NSFW content. It marked this image as unsafe, because of Tim Allen's breasts (marked in blue) and my hand-penis (marked in green)

Get on your knees and start licking~ 👅💦 #murrsuit

Fursuit dildo sesh (pictures) :3

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I remember several occasions I've talked about this and people straight up thought I was making it up or even accusing me of "misremembering". Now one of the last know survivors of that terrorist attack has passed away and the story fades along with her.

Bonus POV: Shepdad is done unwinding, and you smell like him now.

showoff

I think he caught you staring ~

anyone wanna play a game? #fursuit #fursuiting #murrsuit #murrsuiting #stripgame

To be absolutely clear I think the way Mickey is portrayed in kingdom hearts is both really funny and really charming and I'm glad it was allowed to happen. I wouldn't trade this gif for the world

this ᐛ is my favorite symbol. it's the happiest symbol ever made. it's pronounced "waa" and human brains are so good we all decided it's a smiley face to use on the internet. he's just a little guy having fun ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ he probably likes to play with toys

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The more I hear about just how protective Disney is over Mickey the funnier this image gets

Man Hoping People Notice How Many Folding Chairs He’s Carrying At Once https://theonion.com/man-hoping-people-notice-how-many-folding-chairs-he-s-c-1819576444/

Is it really that, time, again? It seems as if you only just arrived.

dance dance revolution extreme (ps2, 2004) is not a port of ddr extreme (arcade, 2002), but ddr extreme (ps2, 2003) is (consult the chart) ddr x2 (ps2) is not a port of ddr x2 (arcade) because it's actually a strange sibling game to ddr hottest party 3 (wii) framed as a sequel to ddr x