Americans trying to use metric be like “1 inch is about equal to 2 and 27/50ths centimeters”

Random photos from night 1 in Copenhagen. This will not be a recurring post.

Dadshep and Toykitty With @sheppythepup.bsky.social

On my flight to NFC continuing my tradition of only listening to music that makes me tear up.

Wishing the weekend didn’t end and I was still being a shiny rubber dog for @cogweekend.com

“Hey so we’ve got this team meeting coming up on Feb 19th…” Yeah I’m gonna be halfway across the planet face first in the hotel pillow of some fursuiter whose real face I’ve never seen before while their fat, raw, uncut Euro dick fills me with cum, sorry about that.

I want to pull his sweatpants down with my face precariously close to what’s going to spring out of them when I do.

Some shots from a road trip to Moab with @sheppythepup.bsky.social a few years back. I had such an incredible time. Was my first really big road trip with the FJ and first time ever rock crawling. Met @kosawolf.bsky.social and a few others for the first time too. I'd absolutely love to do it again!

It me.

I like this.

NFC coming up in less than a month! Who am I going to see there?

All Sheps need an emotional support ball(bearing turbo).

Just binge watched Adolescence on NFlix and don’t know the last time I was glued to anything for 4 hours straight like that. Highly recommend if you like psychological drama and great cinematography, but you’re not going to feel good after the ride is over. Each episode broke me down more and more.

Damn, busy morning at work so far pretending to give a shit.

Fantasizing about never again having to load Teams, or “hop on a call”, or attend a sprint planning or morning stand-up or retrospective, or hear somebody say “I’d like to plus one that”.

Be quiet. 🔇 @sheppythepup.bsky.social

Strong desire to host a big 90’s-kid Halo 1-3 LAN party with crates of Bawls and Jolt energy drinks and shit like Breaking Benjamin and Hoobastank and Incubus just playing endlessly off CD-R’s on a JVC RV-NB1 somewhere.

Why are furries obsessed with airports? Not airplanes, the cool part. Airports, the worst part of air travel.

*flops*

*flops*

Intense inspection of @lokosdick.bsky.social bone.

*wag wag* I love when my bone gets that hefty feel.

Lazy Saturday vibes.

Lazy Saturday vibes.

Fursuit head bath water, $25 per jar.

When you accidentally flip it into selfie mode.

VERY worked up from my telegram DM’s today.

One of those days I wish somebody would take advantage of the fact I’m wearing a jockstrap and stretchy jeans with no belt. (same as any other day I’m wearing that)

Finding out your co-worker got con crud when they’re absent from a meeting the week after a con.

6 gauge finally. Now I can’t wait for 4.

Butt zipper repaired to hopefully just get blown out again at MFF. 🙏

Bonus POV: Shepdad is done unwinding, and you smell like him now.

Looks like your shepdad had a few too many beers to unwind after working late and stumbled into your bedroom again. He’s not done unwinding yet though…

Buckle up, let’s go for a ride.

Finally discovering what it’s like to fuck myself with the help of @rubberfeathers.bsky.social body double.

I’ll say it again: My 👏 fur 👏 is 👏 dark 👏 green 👏

BF6 doesn’t have Wake Island so it’s not a real Battlefield. Sorry.

Combination #FursuitFriday and #fcf as @rubberfeathers.bsky.social demonstrates what Sheppy would look like if he was a hung final boss.

Same-day Shep delivery right to your front door. 📸 @johabi.bsky.social

Queue up the ol’ “god I wish that were me”

Does this cock ring make my dick look big?

I replaced capacitors in a thing and it operates again and that’s the first time that’s actually worked.

Everyone please wish my wuffmoose @dieselshep.bsky.social a happy birthday!

Guess I do like showing off my ass on this account…

SALES NEEDED FOR DEPOSIT: 677/prs (16.11%)

5 cylinders just sound so good.

Hoodie season. 🥰

I just swatted at a bug to kill it with the manual for a bug swatter instead of using the bug swatter itself. Why am I like this.