The goober did it. With under an hour to spare.

Should I even be remotely surprised? I knew this was all it was from the start. It's a reasonable solution, if people aren't opting into adult content or adults I want them seeing zero of this accounts posts anyway. It's doing me a favor.

To go to Norway or not to go to Norway. That is the question on my mind again this evening~

Room get, doubletree for ASC. Guess I'm going to that con after all~

I wonder if I know anyone I could share a room with at Eurofurence or megaplex maybe. (Or maybe I should consider {insert here}) I feel like I wanna try to do an extra con or two this year and see some friends if I can. But what's holding me back now is not wanting to spend $300+/night. 😂

Man, I tried to order a figurine from Shibadon this month and three weeks later... I still never got the invoice and they're unresponsive. For a $750~ sale you'd think they might want to get paid. Wait, the shipping is three months too? It's cheaper on eBay with faster shipping. Yeah, no. I'm out.

Jeez, I haven't had a dream where I was sucking dick in awhile. Funny enough it was someone I follow on here in Denver too. Wonder if I need to slide into some DM's... Haha, bad kitty. Time for work though.

Ugh. It's a four day weekend coming this Friday to Monday and I made no plans. I almost want to last minute throw together a bug out bag and fly somewhere but I don't know if that's a good idea. 😂

Cutting back on jerking off to once a day has... Visible consequences in the morning.

Oh, well good morning there~

So I tried Diablo 4 for the lord of hatred expansion and I can't. Does blizzard specialize in making games that become second jobs coupled with taking advantage of people with a predisposition for gambling addiction or is it just me? Time to put the Heroin Hero down and stop chasing the dragon~

Pspsps, I'm gonna need a little help with this... Ugh. The morning horny~

And the rest of my stuff came in. I kinda went ham on the purpleicious. (And some pink, because I have a nice harness for pink already~)

Well hey it fits! And clearly if I wanna show off some saber tail or get better pictures I'll need help~

Well, I'll have to try this on later. Hopefully it fits

Saber maaaay have done something bad and gone all in on some purplicious from Breedwell. Two chocks, two jocks, the harness... And the singlet. I'm doing too many different colors. Orange, pink, and now bright purple? Somebody stop me~

Ugh, part of me wants to go to Anthrocon but the rooms are so expensive there's not a chance unless someone invited me to room with them. Then I see FWA where it'd be doable but pricey too. Part of me wishes I still had contacts I could easily drop into a room with and not break the bank on it.

Computer problem saber thinks his M.2 drive actually failed. Ugh.

Oh no, my computer is booting to a bitlocker screen instead of windows after it hard froze and I had to reboot it. I don't use bitlocker on the primary windows installation, so I don't fucking understand... This is the worst time for computer problems too. 😭

Random saber printer problems, seems like my printer likes to smudge magenta ink on the corner nearest the tank whenever I print on 13x19. And it's brand new. Maybe the feed tray needs to be the rear feed in back? Not sure what else I can try.

Printing fun, I learned something today. Epson paper is one sided, so if I use the wrong side I'm gonna have a bad time.

And my water bottle has its first sticker. Sabers can make stickers at home now. Oh dear.

Is it bougie influencer furry drama time? Did they really rent a place that costs $7k/night just to try and show off and make content? Because holy shit I could rent a cabin for 20 in Norway for a week and get RT airfare to Oslo for two for less than one night at that place. Hope it was worth it 🤣

Sorry, I know some people dig the look, but... Every time I see art of an anthro with their tailhole *right* under the base of the tail, I can't help thinking of this cutaway gag:

Oops~

I probably need to stop jerking off twice a day, then maybe I'll get horny enough to become a big kitty and tease some more on here. 😇

Signs a saber "behaved" last night and didn't perform any of the usual rituals to keep this thing down. Oops

when it works it works

Got his wish ✨

Bluesky really needs to make it so I can still see your own posts if someone blocks you. Just because I can't see their posts or replies doesn't mean I don't have the right to my own words.

Apparently some local furry landed in jail for assault while screaming f*ggot and zoophile like a psycho That was bailed out by someone who lied claiming them as a spouse and somehow thinks they can use that lie to force them to get married? I've seen furry drama, but what the fuck is this shit? 🙄

Odd, I tried to make a new post today and every time I click on it... I get "This post does not exist." I applied an adult label, and I could see it on my feed. But I couldn't click on it or see the adult label. I guess I'll have to wait before I post anything today.

Last one of the con, sadly I got teased and have to leave for the train station in less than five hours now. Didn't have anyone to help with it as much as I wanted to~

Sheps... They think they can just come in here and use the pretty saberkitty like this and get away with it! Jokes on him, sabers got to plow a sheppy for revenge later. CW: Watersports WS piss ( @sheppythepup.bsky.social )

Nothing caps off the previous nights horny like a warm drink from the tap and a "revenge" plowing~

Furry con vent: I wish people didn't smoke next to the expensive furry costumes at cons. Actual cigarettes, it feels like smokers are the most inconsiderate species. (Sensitive saber has trouble breathing when the smoke gets in the head)

Too late for fat cock Friday, but this thing won't leave me alone. You'd think after being up for 30 hours and spending half of it on airplanes I'd be passed out sleeping. But this bastard's keeping me up now. Bah. (Though putting on the cock ring isn't helping me. Oops~)

Good to get a free drink on my way out~

Ahhhhhh, one more work day before I leave for NFC

Random saber thoughts, probably close to replacement time for my ceramic pan now that some oil is starting to get stuck on it, though hexclad is out because of the lawsuit and maintaining the glaze on a cast iron sounds like a bitch... I guess a good stainless steel is the way? Who knows... 😂

@graysaberad.bsky.social really can stretch a hole 😤😤😤😤

Oops...

When the floor vibrates, I think I may have turned the speakers up a bit too high~

When one of your friends suggests they (low chance) may have a spot for NFC opening up and you're like... Oh... Do I want to be that guy who spontaneously shows up last minute because of an act of fate if it happens? I'd be tempted, too tempted. Though I'd be flying economy. (ew)

I wonder if I know anyone that would want to split a room at Eurofurence with a big cat. It's a little expensive alone... But I totally wanna go and maybe check out Phantasialand before the con.

I just wanted to be a horny chee for my birthday, and one of the first things I see is "Welp. ICE killed someone again." If you support this in any way, shape, or form, or those that have put this in place: Fuck right off and go rot in hell. It would be a kindness that you don't deserve.

Once again, saber problems in the morning~

And this is why we don't freeball in short shorts. Things are a little easy to break out~

Messy kitties need to handle things at least once a day to keep the horny away~

Whoops, as usual... You'd think I'd learn not to shoot the camera by now~ Morning horny cat treats, anyway. Next time I'll do it smarter and be less lazy... Maybe