Me and Guy straight up jankin it in Flavortown

Here I go being the plug for MTG in Minnesota again. As a wise man once said, “BRING YA ASS” Even if you wanna just say hi and chill, stop by and peep the good n say hey! If we don’t got it, you don’t need it

Yea idk man There are some people at my LGS that like the new UB sets, they aren’t the ones that come in week after week to play at our shop or buy stuff Most FNM regulars are at a loss, they’re trying to think what it’ll feel like to take multiple month breaks between sets for the first time

Seeing that we’re getting the same amount of Universes Within Sets as Furby Secret Lairs in 2026 makes me feel like I’ve been hit in the head with a bowling ball

Shoutout to @dragonshield.bsky.social for not only announcing their official WOTC partnership, but for having a class group of ambassadors. Certified chillers the lot of em Special shoutout to Jonas and Alice, toasting some Malört in your honors tonight. Congrats on the great news!

Absolute tragedy I just learned that Dark Fatha is an endangered beer ANY LEADS ON WHERE TO GET CANS WOULD BE APPRECIATED

I forgot how good shooting the shit about Magic is with the associates Christ

At a wedding tonight, our table is in charge of writing a “Happy 12th Anniversary” card for the future couple Someone at the table asks, Would it be embarrassing if I used ChatGPT?” My partner and I said “YES!” And they used it to write 2 paragraphs of garbage Holy fuck launch me into the sun

Bad news for shareholder value, I have redownloaded Slay the Spire on mobile this week

Let's keep those exciting announcements rolling with an artist that needs no introduction: tYleR wAL -- *ahem* I mean, Tyler Walpole!

@dragonshield.bsky.social gonna need some apple sized sleeves to protect this beautiful nutritious jank

I've never been super enthusiastic about this whole human enterprise but watching it get stripped for parts by the dullest dipshits imaginable is kind of ass.

Sunday’s Highlights - Lil kid doing The Trade Up Challenge with a $250 Gyrados (bro you won stop trading) - Matt almost running us off the road since we were too locked in on the Enchant Worldle - Finding my playset of 10C Whitebeards and my set of 10 different foul Don Cards Viva La Show

Dive Bar waitress didn’t know what Malört was last night

Some highlights of the show so far(Saturday) - The Premodern Oldheads who dug through the bulk for 2 hours and snapped up a sealed Ice Age starter deck - The guy who bought a Back to Basics for his casual commander deck - The lad that traded us his Strixhaven Japanese Bonus Cards Viva La Show

A beautiful day to walk and get coffee…and then spend 12 hours inside delivering you the goods! Come thru and get yo self some cardboard! (PS I’ve got some Unknown Playtest cards for you certified sillies 👀)

“We’re getting the Band back together (so they can attack and block as a Band)”

King of the Coldblood Curse MTG: Through the Omenpaths AD: Emily Mazza Since people have been asking which planes these are on, this dude is on Eldraine :)

It’s funny seeing all the right wing talking heads try and condemn violence, only to be reposted with screenshots of their own calls to violence. Your ethos means nothing if your praxis contradicts it.

Dying does not exempt you from your legacy. The good and the bad can and should be weighed. We can mourn the state of violence in our country, but I will never mourn for a person who would celebrate the death of my community.

Just in case someone needs to hear it: You can be the biggest, loudest advocate for gun control. You can and should condemn HOW he died. Do NOT let anyone make you mourn the passing of a man who said "Your body, MY choice" with his whole fucking chest.

This is like when the Dungeon Master improvs some throwaway character like Spink Bringler and the PC’s basically adopt them Meanwhile the King’s bastard son Edmund Thatch, who’s critical to advancing the plot, is rotting away in a tavern no matter how hard the DM railroads the encounters Poetry

WHAT’S UP NERDS I’m vending with the main man Matt Saturday and Sunday at this week’s card show in St Paul! Lots of sweet cardboard pictured AND even more at our table…pull up! If we don’t got it you don’t need it 😮‍💨

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Through an informally infernal agreement, I will be providing tasty lore tidbits to the Demon on occasion. This week: Ulgrotha. #Vorthos

Bought another copy of the One Piece TCG Blackbeard ST27 deck since I saw a store fire selling it and I needed the playables Lord forgive me

Tournament organizers should hire people specifically tasked with creating magical moments for their guests. Charismatic people who are inclusive, FUN, energetic, and love sprinkling metaphorical pixie dust on people to brighten their day. Facilitate the moments people will tell stories about.

Today's the day! As you know, we're hosting the Coolest™ Magic event of 2026, and you can lock in your badges RIGHT NOW 🎉 Weekend badges (with limited early bird pricing!) are now on sale over at shoebox.gg/badges! Who are we seeing there? 👇 #MTGCube

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[West-Ham Football Stadium chorus] Spoida-Bloke, Spoida-Bloke shagged a spoida 'n now 'e's gross 'E can swing, from a web, E's a cunt 'an 'is uncle's dead. Look out! 'Ere comes Spoida-Bloke!

youtu.be/PwCMFBGtCVk?... Do yourself a favor and watch me absolutely punt the jank test on @thejanklord.bsky.social . Then do yourself four more favors and watch the rest of the series Much love to my infernal homies ❤️

marthapearce55 is a #vorthos

Cardboard for a Cause event registration is live! This one is going to be a banger! See the comments for more details on events. @vorthosmike.bsky.social @thejanklord.bsky.social @pighway.bsky.social @andrewmagrini.bsky.social @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social @hobbesq.bolasgang.com #MTG

Dude at the blood drive says drawing would take 5-10 mins Clocked in with a 4:30 finish, they’re saying it’s an all time performance

One Drop Wednesday! Lemme see what you got there…yoink!

Happy birthday to @pighway.bsky.social !!! #1 Fan of Duel Masters, #1 Fan of Public Libraries, and an overall #1 Cool Dude™️ PS Please bring Duel Masters or JötJöt to Cardboard for a Cause this year im FIENDIN

effective today, I have resigned from working with Ultimate Guard, as I can no longer support the company's creative or business decisions.

Regarding today’s MTG EOE survey, I hope the response WOTC reads the most is: UB Sets sell very well at our shop. Most of the people that buy UB by the box load are not the players showing up to FNM or Commander and helping our community grow UB is good but it can’t be the backbone

When someone asks you to paint giant skulls raining fire around a demonic dragon you say, “YES.” Botis, Dragon Demon. Oil on panel. A fun commission from @thejanklord.bsky.social that ended up on @dragonshield.bsky.social sleeves. Find one here: Aaronbmiller.com/playmats/p/dragon-demon-sleeves

Right after I bought myself a fun TRRPG book as a lil treat…I blame @caljones.com and that mad genius Ryan

I've gotta say, that poll voting on the "worst sets of all time" only further highlights the value of The Resleevables and Rosewater's Drive to Work where you can get nuanced insights from people who actually know what they're talking about.

Gives this energy

0-3 so far today but man the beers are hitting. Canadian Highlander.

convinced that the @dimension20.bsky.social Adventuring Party series on @dropout.tv is just a science experiment to see how much natural gas the producers can leak into the studio before one of the cast members files for workers comp

Not pictured in the Chicago weekend gallery were the boys howling at Hayden Christensen singing the 7th inning stretch while a million Old Styles deep

Nothing better than 3 Coffee Ale tall boys and Mental Missteping a Mental Misstep at 1:00PM COME PLAY SOME CANLANDER IF YOU’RE COOL AND GOOD Hit me up if you need a Loaner deck :)

The Twin Cities Brew Crew is hosting our Quarterly Canadian Highlander Tournament this coming Sunday at Wooden Hill Brewing! 5 rounds of Swiss assuming we get 16+ players. Proxy friendly event. More details in images below. Register here - checkout.square.site/buy/JDGXOR6Y...

Hey folks: Everyone's favorite lil internet scamp @BugsMaytrix just caught a fucking @bsky.app ban If you weren't following some of the others affected - this is the third high profile trans woman who's been banned recently after talking about a certain free-shitting Wizard Book Author #freethebugs

rewatched Rocky over the weekend with the missus and I’m bringing back calling people “lemons” and “coconuts”