Outnumbered the fascists. Police failed to break our line. They got bundled into taxis & fucked off home. Got a pic that goes crazy hard out of the whole equation. Lovely Saturday, over all.

March budget is done, as are taxes, neither are awesome. If I wanna make it to Shoebox I'm gonna have to sell some stuff. This is that thread! Everything is this thread will ship this weekend. I gotta cover gas and hotel. Dm to claim, shares are massively helpful! Details are in alt text! 1/🧵

So I have two “fishy” Magic variants. Forgetful Fish and Red Hot Seizoned Fish. Here is a fun thing to do if you build them both. docs.google.com/document/d/1...

bit.ly/shoeboxtcbc ALL CAPS BIG NEWS SHOEBOX ADDED DAY PASSES IF YOU WERE ALL LIKE “AW JEEZ I WISH I COULD PARTY ALL WEEKEND BUT I COULD ONLY DO A DAY” GET IN HERE!!

If you’re going to be at @shoebox.gg and want to try WoTC’s other ongoing TCG Duel Masters, I’ll be there posted with Dark Devotion Graveyard, Heaven’s Gate, and RDW.

WE’RE DOING SOMETHING FUN FOR THIS.

I for one am very excited to cast more Time Walks in Canadian Highlander

This is a policy of genocide.

Saturdays are for the fish @magicstorytime.bsky.social @clairetheegg.bsky.social

anyone who says an act like this is vital for national security is a fucking ghoul. no war in iran, my heart is breaking for their families

At some point the Trump regime's devastation of the Cuban people is going to be noticed.

This has, as it has been for decades, NOT about America helping the Cuban people It’s about the US vengefully quashing one of the only countries that has ever held a successful socialist revolution in the Western Hemisphere I know a lot of shit is hitting the fan rn but please don’t forget Cuba

Reminder for all the Shoeboxers going to #Shoebox to come get the party started at Insight on Thursday March 12th Use Promo Code “The Kid Sent Me” for a complimentary Malört shot in the parking lot* *while supplies last

i am currently thinking of every spineless loser and coward on here who defended the complicit silence we saw from democratic leadership in all but the last few months

If you have the means, please donate to the Trans Continental Pipeline right now. They are a Colorado based org that helps trans people relocate and they are overwhelmed with requests. Colorado borders Kansas, and TCP has the infrastructure to help get people out. tcpipeline.org

Stop pre-negotiating. Stop telling voters they have to sacrifice minorities and the marginalized to have a chance of winning. Stop telling voters to settle, to not ask for everything, to be reasonable. Don't be reasonable. Demand the world. The world belongs to us. They don't have more right to it.

it's 2016: north carolina introduces a bill to ban trans people from using bathrooms safely. there's a national outcry; companies withdraw business up to and including the NCAA cancelling a publicized game. the bill fails. it's 2026: kansas passes a law nullifying trans people's licenses. crickets.

THEY WONT STOP WITH TRANS PEOPLE THINKING OTHERWISE WILL GET YOU OR A LOVED ONE KILLED THEY WILL ROLL BACK ABORTION THEY WILL STOP WOMEN FROM VOTING THEY ARE FUCKING FASCISTS

Because of the National driver register, since their licenses are suspended, trans folks cannot move to another state and get a new license until they remove the suspension on their existing Kansas license. They can't even escape this by moving to another state.

Letz go even bigger and better,,, ALL Female US Olympians and Paralympian medalists are invited out to celebrate in Viva Las Vegas for the SHE GOT GAME Weekend ,,, Hit a guy up and LETZ GOOO

Greatest in the world is vending at Shoebox We are sorting like 6 cases in ADDITION TO 12+ Binders of pure fuego I will be out at the con jamming, but if you need cards and wanna trade up for some Power, Duals, or more, HIT UP MATT If he ain’t got it, you don’t need it

anyway it's been a second so can i get a hearty Fuck ICE Abolish ICE Prosecute ICE Guarantee the fucking safety and safe return of anyone ICE has unlawfully detained and a big fuckin May all of ICE rot in hell chat?

Still. Holds. Up.

I'm probably playing in a disc golf tournament this Saturday. Nerds, attend. It is my belief that DG fires many of the same neurons that Magic and gaming in general activate. Bonus points because it gets you out in nature.

“Yea so my commander is Leonardo No not that one No not that one No not that one No not that one No, that’s a team up card The other one”

Calling RDW in 4

Dawg get in here this shit is magical I’m waiting to see Eldrazi Hoof, rubbing my hands together like Birdman

Ending this operation is not enough. We need justice and accountability. That starts with independent investigations into the murders of Renee Good and Alex Pretti, economic restitution for businesses impacted, abolishing ICE, and the impeachment of Kristi Noem.

this is who you’re asking to clock in btw

Nothing to see here - OR ELSE

seems almost certain we’ll later find out they were coerced thehill.com/homenews/med...

it is apparently the 25th anniversary of the greatest piece of art Denton, Texas, has ever produced

When I’m looking at an on-the-play 7 including Ancient Tomb + Mox + Trinisphere keep in Big Boros

Is that?…Am I?…Oh…Oh no…. I don’t know whether to humbly thank @thejanklord.bsky.social and @mangabookclub.bsky.social for immortalizing me in ink or to beat them all up in the studio parking lot What a twisted honor Go get your mat and back more Tower! www.kickstarter.com/projects/que...

NEW: ICE has a plan to lease offices across the US as part of a secret, months-long expansion campaign. Today, @wired.com is publishing dozens of those locations. Many are near schools, medical offices, and places of worship. Vital work from @leahfeiger.bsky.social that I'm proud to publish.

Sure Magic doesn't have, & likely will never have, direct Harry Potter crossovers in it. But it's pretty difficult to stomach putting money directly into a game which is the load bearing product for a company financing The Ghoul Rowling's anti-trans crusade.

ICE AGENTS ARE FOLLOWING OBSERVERS TO THEIR HOMES. THEY ARE DOING THE EXACT SHIT JOHNSON SAYS IS INTOLERABLE!

Crazy new playmat from the legends at @mangabookclub.bsky.social Help us make more Judge’s Tower and get a dope playmat in the process: www.kickstarter.com/projects/que...

I like my drinks how I like my city, WITHOUT ICE Whether you’re going to Shoebox or not, pull up and party for a good cause 🤟

Hoping to finally build the Card Wars Cube with this new hotness!

BUST OUT YOUR PLAGUE DOCTOR MASKS BECAUSE THIS MAT IS SICK AS HELL HELP THE DUDES GET THIS SEASON OF JUDGE’S TOWER ROLLING!

Tomorrow, the ascent begins: www.kickstarter.com/projects/que...

50 players at our Canadian Highlander Tournament! We got @bulkamaniacards.bsky.social vending. @caineghest.bsky.social and @dyllamtg.bsky.social are running the show so I can chill with a beverage! LFG!

@caljones.com am I using this mat right?

Another friend I know who is an American Citizen has been detained by ICE and is 1000$ short of his family’s goal for legal representation. www.gofundme.com/f/help-olive...

So much about commander these days seems to be about how to have more consistent experiences, but the more I play, the more I realize inconsistency is a feature of commander, not a bug.