if you’re in the twin ports this weekend, this is gonna be a real heater of a show

THIS IS TOMORROW!!!!!!

Blondes in God’s Country this weekend!!!

you never know when you’ll run into a Berserk Blonde

anyone going to Gary Numan at First Ave tonight? 🧐

my Fleetwood Mac cover band is masquerading as a Pat Benatar cover band this weekend…. if you’re in Duluth Saturday, pull up!

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thrift store score: 50 1983 pulp novels for 50 states

we were getting a tour of the resort we’re at, and at the exact moment the guy said “this is a taste of the real mexico!” the lobby bar speakers started BLASTING Losing My Religion

(walking in memphis voice) flying near memphis

reminder that my new band has three songs out and they ROCK :)

so far going to the airport feels like going to the state fair - up early - comfortable outfit - beer in da morning

This may be the most important meeting between Duluth and St Paul since the completion of the Lake Superior & Mississippi Railroad in 1870.

watching the head and the heart

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Won’t be arriving until fashionably late tonight (aka after the brandi carlile show), but part of the Duluth Faction will be at Stump Party before me wearing Duluth pins 🪵 🪵 🪵

stump party tonite queen 👀

Meeting of the minds with Mister Saint Paul @tombasgen.bsky.social

Everyone in St. Paul owns a bidet

Getting an official Tour de Saint Paul this afternoon from @derzquist.net and @dogsbestfriend.bsky.social 🪵🪵🪵

Duluth Night Mayor has landed in St. Paul

SEVEN DAYS UNTIL WE RETURN TO THE STUMP

Real ominous, boss, just like you asked

I have created a stump party press kit so you can invite your non-online friends. You may send them this image and link them directly to the video on youtube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qHz...

my band is headlining a sweet show on saturday, duluth people!

🪵🪓STUMP PARTY V🔥🍻 SATURDAY FEB 21ST 7PM DOORS, 9PM CEREMONY BLACK HART OF ST PAUL FUCK ICE//ICE OUT

hey y’all, my new band Midnight Kissfight’s first EP is out today, give her a listen!

some local laughs from @rchickentheater.bsky.social @historyhailey.bsky.social and myself, February 13-14

Close it up, we got the best headline of the year

and is the ensuing hilarity in the room with us now?

CALL THAT /CRAIGS/LIST MISSED CONNECTIONS. GOODNIGHT

writing a Hold Steady song by looking at Craigslist Missed Connections for the metro

(walking in memphis voice)

Torina and Eric's Sensation Sky Act (1950) Source: Hennepin County Library Aerial acrobats performing at the Minnesota State Fair

got two spare tix for TBT/Sparhawk tonight, they’re yours if you buy Dizzo and I some drinks!

SAINT PAUL HIVEMIND: Good places for dinner, near-ish to the Fitzgerald? Also who will I see at TBT/Sparhawk???

I will be missing Boubville this year 😭 It’s this Thursday-Saturday if you find yourself in Duluth. Here’s the write up I did about it for Racket two years back! racketmn.com/recap-lets-t...

and I’m Small Kermit

HEY! Berserk Blondes! holiday album is streaming exclusively on Bandcamp now! Full of nonsense as usual, but also some very pretty stuff… 🧵

every time I’m in Minneapolis I find out about new neighborhoods. “nokomis”

it is tonight and you should come play some pinball and get your groove on

I’m finally back in the beautiful country of St. Paul. Minnesota

man I’ve wanted to see The Suburbs forever and I am PUMPED that I will get to this weekend!!!!

COMEDY DANCE BAND INVASION! Berserk Blondes! take CanCan Wonderland on 11/29! Late show! Come be one of the first to buy our new holiday album!

anybody else addicted to Field Notes? I just became a subscriber and they sent along the winter 2019 edition as a bonus with my fall 2025s 🤯

New Blondes album just dropped! Pick it up from us at CanCan Wonderland on Saturday!