Whattheactualfuck? Trust your gut to land the plane. Easy! Why you so worked up. It’s no big deal. We are so f**ked. 🤦‍♀️

Wow. Nobody likes being forced into unpaid labor. 👇🏻👀 This is going to get ugly.

Slow-poke hiking club yesterday was an easy stroll through a wash at Desert View Conservation Area/aka Section 6 in Joshua Tree. A lone Saguaro cactus, not native to this area, is present. Lots of red barrel cactus.🌵 A beautiful, easy hike.

Morning.

Only 7th?

True.

Change my mind

If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing

This! Hahahahahahaha those old white crackers.

The real crime is that food was wasted. 🥪

Yeah, I fu*kin did it. 👇🏻👀

It wasn’t a sandwich-proof vest.

Okay, so I did it. In honor of Sandwich Guy, on what should be the last day of his trial, I figured out the chords. And so, with apologies to the late and great Bob Marley, I banged out this quick and (very) rough rendition of "I Threw the Sandwich." 🤣

It’s enough to make you get extra onions and mustard on your sandwich.

“'I only regret, that I have but one footlong to lose for my country.” - Sandwich Guy

Oh that is some great news! 👇🏻👀

Tracks.

I concur.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

This is a great summery of SCOTUS ruling.

Hahahahahahahahahaha🤣

Hahahahahaha me too!

I herd he was being moved to Florida.

Let’s roll! 🤩💕🤩💕🤩

Blumenthal: We’re going to continue finding more of the ballroom donors who evidently didn’t want their names revealed. And let me name them: BlackRock, Susquehanna International, Nvidia, OpenAI, Vantive, and Extremity Care. And so, we will use every possible resource to expose this corruption to

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🍿🎟️ What election? Hahahahaha substack.com/@scottdegrof...

Wow. 🤯

Fantastic! 🤩👍🏼💕

Politics Girl: First time! @gavinnewsom.bsky.social

Those Etsy witches sacrificed Dick Cheney today and it fucking worked

I am so excited for him and all the people of New York City! The place of my birth! 💕💕💕💕

Do it people!

“What election?” . . . 🤦‍♀️

Hey, Grassley.

Connect em baby . . . 👇🏻👀 . . . . . . . . .

Donald Trump endorsing Andrew Cuomo is like Jeffrey Epstein endorsing Harvey Weinstein.

Garden update: sugar snap peas! 🫛 🌱

Garden update: herbs and veggies. Zone 8b/9a high desert. Planted September 1.🌱

Garden update: Zinnias I got these seeds from from Denver in 22. They are so tall I’ve had to give them some support.

Garden update: beans 🌱 Dragon Tongue bush, Red Swan bush, and Blue Lake pole. Planted Sept. 1. Zone 8b-9a high desert (3500 ft)

Hello, New Jersey! There’s a lot at stake in this election, and I’m here tonight to talk about why @mikiesherrill.bsky.social should be your next Governor. Watch live:

Hahahahaha me too!

Yup.

I love this journey for them.

What he said: 💯 🎯

True. Story. 👇🏻👀

Put it in your calendar. November 10th. #USMC250