Getting a handle on things so far this year.

I had to fetch my own coffee, so now I'm cold! I blame you! 😜

swaim's Best of 2025 PLEASE SHARE🙃 This thread is what you think it is! Let's kick things off with my epic-length Arrested D essay video, people seemed to enjoy that. www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfvH... I do hope to write a book about Joke Math or open an online Clown School at some point. (1/14)

Happy First of the Year!!!!! Also would ya look at that. Seems like a new calendar year too. So yeah we're trying the Leather calendar out. Sadly I only have 2 harnesses and they look pretty similar but I picked up some arm bands and might get more for future months!! Enjoy guys, gals, and NB pals!

[Explicit] Fitting that Wednesday marks the end of 2025. I hope it gets hit on the ass on its way out. (Me, notsomuch.)

Just a little time left of 2025 to get your selfies in

Today's lewk.

Before the holiday season comes to an end I think I should share my ugly sweater. Now the title of it is Snow your Naughty Side. As such I've taken some liberties. Firstly no pants. Secondly: well just see the middle picture. Thirdly: butt cuz why not

Pick your favorite Nude of 2025. You can only pick one.

Did a little redo of @bearynerdy17.bsky.social a little color correction and a background do wonders to bring out even more of his beauty 😍 ✨️

Well well well. Looks like I did a thing. A hair thing. The hair thing I failed at. The hair thing I looked at several online tutorials with the express interest in not failing it. The goatee was however a me thing. I'm curious to see if it will grow ahead of the beard and look nice.

1:30 AM bathroom selfies.

Mcm twice

A lil holiday treat as foretold....when I said id probably post a video in a few days. Remember that? No? Oh well...it's still here and enjoy and I hated this angle cuz of my big stupid nose never again lol.

Just a lil day off relaxing. Trying on some new glasses (Rainbow will always be the main but these glow so wanna give em some daylight) and may or may not see a video from me in a very similar position in a few days cuz l who knows. Me I do. Also couldn't pick between So have 2!

Letting it all hang out on this Sunday. I feel nice.

Throwback Thirstday 2

Got a union suit to stay warm

Huge news.... I found my favorite pair of jammies. I feel like if I had a storage system for clothes this wouldn't be a thing and I could just find my clothes all the time. But look at that happy face! Anyways I've been called into work so that happiness will fade

Just really having fun with a new robe. One that like actually keeps me warm too so that's nice. Not entirely sure what these inner strings are for clearly the outer one ties it real good. Do you think I found a good use for the other ones 😜😈

So it's come to my attention that I forgot to do this on the 1st. Even worse? I think I'm doing the same facial expression as this extremely hot model. One is a bad memory the other is delusion. Anywhoselbee enjoy beautifuls!!!

Project Red got a jockstrap, y’all

Today's Tummy Tuesday also happens to include Thighs and I think that's nice! The more the merrier clearly ;P ohh also new satin sheets! I thought I was forgetting something to mention.

I took some assorted images of my tummy this morning to tease a friend. And now I'm sharing with you all!

Anyone wanna cuddle?

Lil bit dirty talk, lil bit of personal reflection AND an important public service announcement near the end? Yeah that sounds like a very me like video. Enjoy!!

It's like a flip book where I get progressively less happy as I prepare for work. If we flip it the other way tho? Happier! Well maybe I'll make good tips! One can hope and dream ;P

Holding on to this kind of outfit while I can. The chill. She nears. The time of 3 sweaters on inside are nigh. Also I can't help feeling that middle picture would be more impressive if I had muscles to show off or at least a facial expression that didn't undermine the attempt

A lil FCF video cuz ya know what why not? I had a Long work week. Today's Day 10 of a 10 day stretch so time to unwind!!

Just a belly out kinda day. It was freezing in my place this morning so just nice to be able to be on just a towel even for a bit. Those days will be gone for a few months soon 😭😭

Sometimes you're just at home and a voice says "You should be in a jock and play on your phone" Then the voice says "Well you got a phone, and a jock on why not take some photos". Me I'm the voice it was me I said these things. Me!!!

Good morning

Content Warning: The goofball power is strong in this one. Please proceed with caution if that is something you are trying to cut back on. 😜 Also happy Tummy day

And here is November. And yeah okay so I fell asleep on and broke my selfie stick a few months back which would have helped with this picture. So instead I'm standing. A for Effort though because I did the thumb thingie that I can't pull off? No? That's fair.

They really just let me buy this at the thrift store. Didn't even ask for any identification as a papa bear even?! Not my title? Yes absolutely not but is it cozy? Oh goodness yes

This is what the answer to Life the Universe and Everything is. My birthday.😁(Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy reference). Also, send nudes 😜

I guess I get real smiley when my phone decides to stay out while I flail around for a decent photo or two. Merry FCF to all who observe it!!!

I'll level with you this robe is useless. It provides no warmth, in fact the fabric seems to contain one of those items you use in a FF game that mimics the Blizzard spell and I just can't find it. It does however look okay on me opened up and provides some good vibes ;P

Cannot confirm or deny but there's a chance I might have had a gummy this day and as a result may or may not have been Feeling myself that day. Anyways this may or may not be that resulting video. Do however have a fantastic Tummy Tuesday.

Ya ever flop down on a bed so well that you start to celebrate Jocktober? "That's a common occurrence" you say? "Not worth mentionin" you continue?"Get out of collectively all our homes at once like some Nightvale entity" you say brandishing seashell with runes on em? Okaydokay!! Good talk as usual!

A very important update I'm sure we all really needed. Well with that seriousness out of the way I hope you all have one fantastic week to come!!

So this picture was actually pretty straightforward. I...I don't actually know what I do when there's nothing to apologize for..or complain about....huh. I guess post it? Yeah that. Happy Spooky month y'all.

Fe fi fo and...um shoot what's the line. Fe that's obvious. Fi of course. Fo classic and ummm. Florescent chloride? Yeah sure. Anyway upward POV photo today it seems ;P

Howdy howdy! Been a minute since I had a tummy day Video so figured I'd remedy that fact. Hope the days a good one for ya!!

Spooky month is admittedly always fairly nearby when you have a monthly horror t-shirt subscription but all the same it draws near 😜😜

Im a day late but yall always repost these days later anyway 😇 Happy Fat Boy "Friday"

I'm at my clothes off day. I mean work off day welllllllll same thing really huh? Regardless I made it..... And I'm already very aware that bed time draws ever nearer. Almost at a second by second basis which seems unfair but also how time works 🤪

Throwback Thursday to when I remembered to post that silly lil calendar thing I do every month. Siiiigh yeah nah just forgot cuz I'm dumb sometimes. In my defense I don't have a mirror so I kinda passed it by but hey necessity is the mother of invention after all so I found this work around

I've found the perfect shelf to be my hat rack it seems. This will save me plenty of time on storage probably maybe. ;P

Gotta once more give a shout out to the bedroom window. It's really out here doing the most to keep me presentable and I appreciate that about it.