I have some sexy friends.

Still the absolute GOAT lipsync performance.

Fuck this pish.

The Scott Monument can look absolutely stunning at this time of year.

At least 80% of what I've been seeing on FB lately is just posts of this pic. It's fun watching right wingers lose their shit over it.

You in a hotel.

I always thought she was a twat and I couldn't give a shit about her new album.

Oh.

Is it a controversial opinion to say that Caroline Polachek's best music was when she was still in Chairlift? Don't get me wrong, I love her solo stuff, but songs like I Belong In Your Arms or Wrong Opinion are just incredible pop.

I have a lot of thoughts about this and need some time to get the words right.

A reminder that I'm not just fat but I'm also tall.

Have a tummy Tuesday lunchtime pic.

Honestly the lyrics in "Cherish" by Kool & The Gang always make me chuckle. "If you receive your calling before I awake, let me make it through the night" always makes me think he's going to wake up with a note on the pillow saying "sorry baby, while you were sleeping I received my calling to

3, maybe 4 if I'm in a really bad mood.

I fell out of favour with heaven somewhere so I'm here for the hell of it now.

Freshly showered tummy Tuesday. Thought I was losing weight. Lol guess fucking not.

Here's some more risqué pics from the other day

I like playing with strings of LEDs and making @distorted-view.bsky.social take photos of me doing so. 😁

*screaming crying throwing up*

Just to be clear, we are all still absolutely stanning the incredibly hot cub at the knife store, right?

It's the 2 year anniversary of me looking sultry and seductive in my kilt. And also looking like a slut.

New shirt day. I need a haircut.

Years of reading comics has really lied to me. All of our IRL supervillains are so terminally cringe it's genuinely depressing.

FabGuys is the most endearingly Web 2.0 site I've seen in a long time.

Hey, it's blocktober! That time of year when I block people posting their caged willies because I don't want that shit on my timeline thank you.

Spell your name with movie titles Colin Oh. Wait.

My four favourite DC characters.

One of the things that's currently keeping *the bad thoughts* at bay is the knowledge that how this year is going I'd end up isekai'd into something like Vince Neil's girdle or DT's diaper.

Just remember. The vocalist from Brojob and that seriously gorgeous dude from the knife store (you know the one) will never betray your thirst like the straight leather crafter did.

So this week is the return of 00s angular indie disco? Fuck yeah!

Just saw a video of Eddie Hall saying if he were American he would have voted for Trump. Ick.

Sweet seduction in a magazine Endless pleasure in a limousine In the back shakes a tambourine Nicotine from a silver screen

I woke up like this.

Saturday Faturday bum pics.

What is it with burger places in town having super hot chubby guys working there now? Five Guys and now Bread Meats Bread having top tier eye candy.

Took some top tier dick pics earlier. Thought I'd share. Also, on Wednesdays we wear pink.

Hey @watchshouttv.bsky.social, are you taking suggestions for classic shows to release? If so then dear god please release Normal, Ohio. For such a groundbreaking show to run the risk of becoming fully lost is such a genuine shame.

He looks like someone tried to draw Andy Dick from memory.

The 80s radio station I'm listening to just played "Know Your Rights" by The Clash followed by "Goodbye To You" by Scandal. If it wasn't for the fact "Protect Ya Neck" came out in 1993 I would almost be expecting that next.

So yeah, we all know the Beano was the better of the two, but when the FUCK did Desperate Dan have cake like this???

Truly there are few songs I despise on the level of Love Of The Common People by Paul Young. Who knew it was possible for a song to be more infantilising than Do They Know It's Christmas but here we are.

It wasn't a lot but not bad for the second one of the day.

Can't sleep so we'll see if this helps.

To all the big boys who have started wearing briefs again, keep up the good work, they look great on you. ❤️🩲

Shin'ya Tsukamoto's My Neighbour Totoro

Saturday Morning Stiffness.

I'll try not to get bored and forget.