Happy EBM day everyone!

Are dudeoir photoshoots still a thing?

From earlier. Haircut. Gay powers restored.

It's between Mortal Kombat Annihilation and Sucker Punch. At least Annihilation is enjoyably terrible in hindsight but Sucker Punch had me so painfully bored.

I've just spent the past couple of hours with my cat snuggled up to me, and I feel so honoured that this independently minded wee sweetie pie feels that in my arms is the safest place to be. I guess I'm not so bad after all.

Oddballs have become Aussiebum for bears, haven't they?

Jockstrap threat thread

Post a banger not in English.

Monochrome man crush Monday and my word the daddy vibes were DADDYING today.

Probably something by Kirsty MacColl, "Don't Come The Cowboy With Me, Sonny Jim" or the obvious "There's A Guy Works Down The Chip Shop Swears He's Elvis". Followed by "I'm In Love With A German Film Star" by The Passions.

Turns out the best song for me to fast-gay-walk to is Tanz Mit Laibach. Good to know for future.

Of course I'm on that new scrolly app.

Random belly/bulge shot from earlier.

We need a secret word or something. Let’s change this please.

Brad Jones stung a bit. Nick Frost hit hard. But it's definitely The Gothsicles. So many songs that meant so much to me. Seeing him live was Incredible. And now...that. It still hurts. Also the same with Marilyn Manson.

I fucking despise Ticketmaster. However, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!

Parents With Big Naturals Night Of The Creeps With Big Naturals Six Days Seven Nights With Big Naturals

Just heard an old Biffy Clyro song on the radio and it reminded me just how much I absolutely despise Biffy Clyro. Absolute shit-shingles.

Pretty spot on.

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to. Nine Inch Nails (X4) Melt Banana (X2) 65daysofstatic (X4) Blood Red Shoes (x8) Tori Amos

FYI, fat guys are hot.

Better Knife & Kitchen Sanborn Construction Group Brass City Tile Design #iykyk

He's The Greatest Wanker Wankin' With Manson Wank This Mess Around Wank Or Die Wank! Wank! Wank! Wank Yrself Clean Let's Wank To Joy Division And what might be the best one yet... I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How To Wank With You

What position from this morning would you want me in?

And as a follow up, some good old fashioned willy.

First tummy Tuesday of 2026, have some gratuitous gut pics!

Can you tell I'm having an identity crisis because I can't sleep?

Is it internalised homophobia to think that I'm basically uninteresting to anyone but chubby chasers whereas I know fat straight people who have had relationships regardless of size? I have more to offer than my belly. But I guess being in specific online spaces skews the sample.

I'm also wondering that one of the reasons I'm exclusively interested in big guys is because my internalised fatphobia means that I can't trust that a skinny chaser would actually be into me. It's all either a cruel joke or they're aiming for an easy shag from someone with low self worth.

Do any other fat people get a nagging fear in the back of their brain that when fat friends lose weight you'll be cast aside? Not directly or even maliciously as such, just that you'll be seen as less important...

Pick your favourite nude of 2025. You can only pick one.

1:30 AM bathroom selfies.

A festive tradition.

Isa Ritchie, then drag queen with CUNTjunctivitis.

I'm not saying I'm tempted by the pretentious perfume that apparently smells of retrofuturism, I'm saying I'm INCREDIBLY tempted.

I am this great unstable mass of blood and foam And no emotion that's worth having would make my heart its home My heart's an autoclave

This is the 14th of December. But no, climate change isn't a real thing. Also this is Celsius, obviously.

John Goodman in Roseanne, John Candy in Home Alone & Uncle Buck, Fred Flintstone.

Still here. Still fat. Actually I think I'm fatter now which is not a good thing but hey.

Quote this post with your best briefs pic, please and thank you.

Post your most daddy pic.

A classic of the early YouTube ages.

Belly and bulge this morning.

Flaccid Friday is a thing, right?

Looking out the window this morning.

My yearly wrapped.

Having just read the Wikipedia summary, I now have absolutely zero interest in seeing Pillion. I had next to no interest in seeing it anyway but now even less.

Getting dressed this morning.

If you're a "plus size model" promoting "body positivity" and you're now advertising weight loss drugs from a bear-themed online "pharmacy" you can climb right on into the fucking bin.

Went to the Christmas lights at the botanic gardens tonight with @distorted-view.bsky.social and @mattgikarp.bsky.social and it was lovely. More pics will come when I get them off my proper camera but here's some selfies from the tunnel of light thingy.