YAS!

*plays Jaws theme*

This is the image of a smug bitch who has taken the day off and has no plans

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel. And also...

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.

So I'm about to out myself as a figure skating nerd, as I finish catching up with the Grand Prix Finals. Any others out there? Thoughts on Alyssa Liu? How do we feel about yet more Romeo & Juliet?

I have a stowaway!

I think my tired arse needs more Bullring coffee before I make my way back to the car and then on back to Plymouth. 😴😴

Hello Birmingham! 👋

The image of a person with both hands wrapped around a mug for warmth when they'd much rather be wrapped around a cock!

If Pokémon was really and you were just an average trainer, what would be your team? (Non-competitive version) Crobat (aggressive Karen energy) Gardevoir (💅) Flabebe (for the scent) Flareon (purely so I can sink my hand into its fur) Lapras (ferry duties) Clefairy (everyone needs a distraction)

Please don't make me!

I may have fresh bedding, an evening of wine and nice food but my god I'd trade them all to wake up in a sleepy cuddle 🥹

I really want some pink leather brogues

Goddamn! I'm roasting breast of lamb and I really want beaujolais. I really should think of these things when I can access them

Let's start an over 30 selfie thread 43, I think. I'm pretty sure. *Counts* 43!

The hair is huge, and thiiiiick at the moment, thank god I have an appointment on Monday for it. #pinkhedge

Friends fear they might be meandering around sofa shops again 🙈🙈

What the hell, I've not been on a bandwagon in a while

Productivity spoons: all fucking gone. Someone come distract me and tell me in pretty? 🥹

I'm all out of productivity spoons. Anyone got any going spare? *Opens giant complicated spreadsheet for show*

And for anyone who knows me and my lifelong fights with perfectionism, anxiety and the constant need to be progressing... I give you, the Source!

Can I kill him? Or at least put him in a home yet?? 2 days (!) ago my offer was accepted on a flat. My dad has just messaged with "how has your survey gone?" And then "why haven't you had it done yet?" Two. Fucking. Days. 🔪

Hot bath AND hot chocolate 🥵

That fucker is in the bath, again.

So the merry go round starts again. I've had an offer accepted on another flat today. 😁😁😁 *Spaffs glitter and project lists*

Much better!

I'm sorry, what?! I'm supposed to go get my own breakfast and coffee?!

Oh for fuck sake

One of those days, I guess

If someone finds my energy, could they please return it to me?

I'm awake. I'm awake!

Age yourself with gaming

Oi, headache, no, fuck off!

The face / the (current) scents (because I have a 'light' and a 'dark')

My toxically productive brain demanded that today I clean, do laundry, food shopping, reorganise things and repot houseplants. My body has since stepped in and told my brain where to go!

It's so goddamn sour that I still have times I cannot listen to it.

I'm walking a knife edge being on here now, whilst I wait for food. I'm going to need to dodge both Drag Race and Traitors information until I get back to the hotel 😧

I have pieces of music that I need to take a long run up to in order to listen again. This one requires me to take on a marathon, so I've just had to skip it so I don't ball my eyes out at Birmingham New Street. Do you have any music that does that to you? I'm fine, btw. 😊

To Manchester!

It would be super lovely if I could stop swinging so violently from super-heating to frigid! 🤧🤧

I've come home from work and been taken by the sofa with very little resistance as I'm ILL! 😷🤧

Reunited! ❤️❤️❤️

5am?! 5am! "Sigh*

The full pink is back!

Every damn year at this time on the day the clocks have gone back, I crave red wine. Why do I never learn and prepare accordingly?

Oh yes, I forgot about the clocks. It's cold, so if someone could bring me coffee (my machine is broken) and cuddles... 👉👈

I've rocked up to Plymouth's newest cafe. The coffee is great but fuck me there are a lot of people in suede crocs, sports socks and shorts 🙈🤢

A very scruffy Fat Plant Friday: Fungal Gnat edition. When you always want to be bottom and never top

It's Friday. I'm working from home. I'm currently a scruffy bedhead. If someone could come stroke my forehead till this headache disappears...