a #fcf treat

Starting to think we’ll never live in a functioning democracy again :)

life has been very sad lately & i am holding onto so much anger for being a child that endured a lot of trauma bc it is so exhausting having to constantly be in survival mode & not have the resources to be the version of myself i know i could be if i wasn’t dealt the upbringing i had

hi Chicago people I will be reading poems for a friend’s EP release party at the end of the month. $25 cash donation for admission, complimentary beverages included

no YOU got the munchies & ate a maple bacon donut + 8 twizzlers before you could stop yourself

Acid reflux kicking my ass at karaoke but I’m being so brave about It

which way, walking disaster

work again tomorrow already

can’t grow a mustache or a beard so y’all have fun with this one for me

proof of gym

haven’t had intimate human contact in over a year…loneliness starting to rear up i fear

edible ingested & pressing play youtu.be/ZPpKF_4OqKU?...

she is so tinyyyyyy

desperately need to develop cheaper kinks

All my meetings for today got rescheduled

One upside to being constantly busy with work is I have no time to think about smoking weed

sore throat, still dealing with eye infection, insane expectations at my job, have to interview someone for a video tomorrow…I’m so exhausted man I need a job that doesn’t take up brain real estate outside of 9-5

who else up regretting their English degree

don't worry, I know Trump is literally tearing the world apart, but I've just come up with a new derogatory acronym for him, this will all be over soon

reactivating my Potty Trainor membership card youtu.be/VBqUGKcAfNA?...

Just realized my San Fran work trip is right at the start of Pride Month 😵‍💫

My brother’s been emo posting songs all day on IG so I can only assume he & his man broke up

this would fix the website

Mike White after Helena Bonham Carter quit:

lol goddammit I have pink eye 😭 and not even from eating ass!

Acutely struck by the memory of the time my friend in college was sexting a guy and he said “I bet you suck a mean dick 😏”

so am I the only Chicago gay that doesn’t work out at Quads or

day 1 of trying to get a brand deal for the Mooshkas

hey boys

I wonder if the Goosebumps author knows how many kinks he awakened in grade school readers with some of those stories

demeter when her daughter goes missing

the children

Dude is everything okay? You’re not acting as Weight Lifter | Chicago | Himbo in Training | 6’1 as usual :/

Accepting that I need to go back to school. Now I just to need to figure out what for 😩

anyways

Kinda wish I didn’t spend a decade not giving a fuck about long term goals bc it is brutal trying to intentionally build a strategy to pivot & figure out what I actually enjoy doing in these current conditions

God I know public health is in the gutter in this country but I still keep gravitating towards an MPH degree 😭

anyone wanna quit jobs & go live out our days on a remote island away from society

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

She’ll sweep All Stars 13 it’s fine

Need Darlene to win so bad tonight

I am once again begging for both of our current reigning political parties to be abolished

acid reflux final boss (spicy black bean burgers)

no incel but really does wonders for self image to acknowledge I’d get so many more prospects if I had a beard & big pecs

Every time I read “NSA” in someone’s bio my brain still reads it as “Ntransportation Security Administration”

We’re working with this agency at my job & it’s truly comedic how much AI garbage they pass off to us as a true deliverable, like the bar is so low now huh

I feel like if the President threatens the Pope we should all get work off idk

purposefully not wanting your meat (burgers & steak primarily) cooked well done at minimum is gross