It's just bad for everyone that the primary concern of the right is something that both isn't happening and would traditionally be considered a conspiracy theory.

British schoolgirl blocked from returning to U.K. because of Labour’s new rules on British dual nationals getting on board flights to london. This girl is sitting GCSE’s and has already two weeks of class www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

Utterly cruel, pointless and harmful. It does not minimise how bad Conservatives were to say Labour are now the most anti-asylum government in most people's living memory. This prevents people feeling any sense of safety and security after fleeing persecution. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

If Reform had won, Labour's statement would be that this result is a stark reminder we need to listen and learn from voters who rightly feel betrayed by modern politics. But the Greens won by a comfortable margin, so it's: these voters are stupid and also sinister and, ugh, Muslims

Sectarian. The sheer contempt and entitlement in that word. Thousands of Muslim voters just voted for a white, (I think) working class non-Muslim woman because they feel abandoned by Labour and agree with her views on a huge foreign policy issue and on immigration policy

Oh ffs

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Far too much fun, this.

Hahaha ffs this is why Scottish Championship is top Friday viewing

One day there will be a reckoning for how Arsenal Football Club dealt with this case. And I’m afraid that includes the manager

<staff kitchen> NAZGUL #1: I just... NAZGUL: #2: What? N#1: Like... Seriously? We're hunting HOBBITS now? N#2: I mean okay but clue was in the name N#1: True, but still WITCH KING <entering>: Hey N#1: Hey N#2: Hey <Witch King leaves with coffee> N#1: Maybe we should have said something N#2: Maybe

You can answer questions on their instincts most clearly by tracing the fate of the two child benefit cap: They knew it was driving children into poverty; they resisted scrapping it because it polled well; they were forced to backtrack by own MPs; they now claim it as a central plank of the agenda.

arguably the biggest news of the week that Lisa Nandy is currently doing something related to her brief

If it ever seems like GenX and elder Millennials are obnoxiously loud about queerphobia and, specifically, trans rights, you have to remember we grew up in a society saturated by homophobia and decided "never again". This shame and hatred must not simply be redirected. It must end with us.