Literally he is the personification of this meme

04/29 for wip wednesday, we offer Hospicetality by CollectingOwls / @exmidwestern.bsky.social - read it here: archiveofourown.org/works/82638401 remember to check the tags before reading and leave a kudos/comment to show your love 💜

IVE BEEN MENTIONED???? Omg

Jinmin 😭 🐥 It's been a while since we've all been together like this 🐥 You know what? I'm going to sleep next to you 🐹 Jimin? 🐥 Yeah? 🐹 Do you hear yourself right now? 🐥 But I love you, Jin 🐹 This has nothing to do with love 🐥 C'mon, baby!

Collared alphas

So is anyone on the TL NOT having a bad day or is today just cursed

I was so close to doing it tonight. Guess I’ll have to do it tomorrow morning. Or over text 😭 but that would be so embarrassing. But I’m leaving town for a few days and don’t want to come back to a surprise 💀

The longer I wait the worse it’s gonna get

I have to talk to my evil roommate tonight and I’m so nervous

he came down from the heavens

Jung Hoseok is even sluttier in person than he is on camera I am posting from beyond the grave

Tampa got yoongi baepsae hip thrusts and jimin sticking his ass out I’m gonna crash out

I was actually okay with pied piper but life goes on AND Bapsae is just hateful

I didn’t get it on video or anything but during army time day 2 someone had a sign that when she flipped to the back it said “lesbians love bts” and the whole stadium cheered haha happy lesbian visibility week 💜💜

🎶 right here with the moon and the sharks i ain't gotta think 'bout a thing, baby, i just swim 🎶

you can’t out diva the doll

It's a good thing we will never meet, because this man could convince me to turn over my banking info and passwords with just this look alone.

so done with men trusting other men on what women find hot. 😡 be!!! cute!!!! 😡 🔪🔪and !!!domestically capable and accountable!!!!! 🔪🔪 you dumb fuckinvn pieces of shits

After looking so sleepy at soundcheck Yoongi made sure everyone knew the only thing happening in his hotel room tonight is SLEEPING and they can all take their horny nonsense ELSEWHERE

Blimp is an ARMY!

"you retweet a lot of art" yea bitch look at it

I mean think about all the extra things she can do now?

Had the worst day ever yesterday so not really feeling up to writing atm. We’ll see how I feel tomorrow but might skip a week

I love this photo so much

"You said we changed, we feel the same shiiii-" but it's Yoongi carrying around infinite tangerines, Hoseok being a hoe in the US, Jungkook being babygirl with Namjoon, JinMin roommates, and no one being able to say no to Taehyung

Reminder: If you see BTS in the wild, no you fucking didn't.

kim seokjin saw the way jung hoseok turned into jay in the US and thought to himself, "i need to claim him before i lose him" 💀 joke's on him because hobi's gonna go even wilder now that he's secure in knowing he's seokjin's and always has a place to return to 💀

Follow the example K-ARMY set and clean up your area of any trash as you leave. Show the venue staff that ARMY is a respectful fandom.

what if i don’t eat lunch and just go get ice cream with sprinkles instead

I just realized that today is Arbor Day! 🌲 I’m one of those Arbor Day diehards who thinks that trees are pretty cool and Arbor Day should still be a thing. Plant a tree! Happy Arbor Day! 😁 Pic is an ancient oak tree in Widewater State Park.

Please, for the love of all things holy, if you ever learn that something you posted is fake, delete it. Do not counter with "but it feels true" or "it's an exaggeration but people will know that" or any other garbage. Delete fake images and articles. We need to be able to trust reality.

starting a new army project called “tits, pits, and all the bits for bangtan” where we as army show up naked as hell in concert to assert dominance cuz what the fuck is happening

there’s a dozen reasons why i need bts to come to my state but one of the top ones is so namjoon can go to this funky store i went to today and buy one of the dozen novelty hats they have!

life is worth living ✊🏻

hobi really stepped off the plane, breathed in the american air, turned his cap backwards and said time to pop out and slut it up 😔🤙

Fire mage yoongi accidentally acquires moth hybrid jungkook as a familiar. Ot7 endgame, found family.

This would never be happening if I was in an eros

My anxiety has been off the charts lately

So now we have: -Run by BTS -Run BTS -Run BTS by BTS -2.0 by BTS -Run BTS 2.0 Surely that's not going to be confusing for anyone searching for these songs / BTS' variety show 😭

Y'all I just found out there is an abandoned Chicken Church in Indonesia and I have been obsessed.

Level of undress for the group perineum sunning activity - Yoongi: completely covered, towel in his lap, wearing a hat, under a sun umbrella, just here to stare at naked men - Jin: somehow only has his taint out - Taehyung: has a shirt on bc he’s a freak

I need a BTS fanfic w the Norman polycule so I’m going to write it

Things are so busy rn I don’t think I’ll have a Hospicetality update until after the 28th

Fun fact: Women's sports are segregated not to protect women, but to protect *men* from losing *to* a woman. Don't believe me? Look up Jackie Mitchell. Struck out Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig. Then suddenly women were unfit to play baseball.

Also: look up Zhang Shan. She won gold at the Barcelona Olympics in 1993 in skeet shooting. Skeet shooting had been a mixed gender event since the 60s, but after her win, they segregated the genders. And in the next Olympic Games, they literally didn’t even have a women’s skeet shooting category.

Some translations from X.

Men will have the most beautiful hair and then do some weird shit to it for literally no reason. This is a chronic problem men have.

i know he just killed his rich husband and got away with it but can he kill me next please milf baddie hoseok