Getting sick has completely derailed Christmastime. Every decoration is up but do you think I got presents for anyone? Think I know what we're eating? 🫠

I've been glued to everything else today and I *just* found out. Soundtracks of my childhood thanks to my mama. Thank you🕊️

I'm so proud 🥹

TEN! 🥹 🐆🐆 🐆🐆 🐆🐆 🐆🐆 🐆🐆

one hundred sleepless nights.

Lotta folks woulda looked at me funny for making popcorn at 5:37 in the morning but this man requested I bring back parmesan bread bites too. We love a non-judgy man 🥰

Update part 2: I got 2/3 of the tree up and I found my playlist from December 2012... now I'm in my feelings, the wine's almost gone but there tequila in the freezer, God help us all and merry Christmas!

Update: the bottle of wine is goin DOWN, but the music and the Christmas tree is goin up 👍🏾

There's a whole Christmas tree to put up but I have -92 energy today

We gotta start slapping niggas up for disrespect and violating again bruh!

Drunk cleaning while tryna to set up Monopoly is so much fun versus sober cleaning with no Monopoly. 10/10 would recommend

And this day has been so stressful, so naturally the right idea was to make margaritas, find good smoke, and get my mama, my man and myself lit 👍🏾

🐆🐆🐆 🐆🐆🐆 🐆🐆🐆 9 FOR THE JAGS!

MY JAGUARS 🥹

JAKOBI MEYERS 🙌🏾

Jags on the board 🙌🏾

LETS GOOOOOO

I’m about to get blasted because I haven’t had a single positive thought all day lmfao

Netflix + Disney + Prime + Max + Peacock = I'm glad I kept my goddamn cable 😅

I was mad at *everybody* today who aggravated me while I'm sick, BUT it's forcing me to go sit outside alone in nature with good smoke, good tequila, and good music.

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Gambling on the lives of innocent ppl in Gaza eye-…….

Ending birthright citizenship is how they're going to expel Black Americans from the United States.

So much horrific shit is happening with this man in office, but everytime this is mentioned my stomach turns.

I don't talk about Nicole's wardrobe enough, but it'll be a Christmas miracle if Black Santa can leave that dress she's wearing under the tree for me 😍 #BeyondTheGates

Is it me or is this just loser behavior made *extra* weird with the "lil daddy" part?

I get this, if you're looking for Lovers and Friends to be a specific thing because Usher Raymond the Fourth is crooning on it. But once you put Ludacris on it and put it on an album called Crunk Juice, with a skit before with Chris Rock talking about anal, the song is exactly what it's meant to be

Idk what I fell asleep watching last night but I'm watching Bob Ross paint mountains rn and I'll tell you what, that's about as peaceful as it gets when ya sick

White people acting like they wouldn't have lost their minds if Michelle Obama wore braids or her natural hair is annoying af! Yall lost it Obama wore a tan suit be serious.....

I got sick *and* my period showed up in the same 24 hours???

Now WHY the hell did they get a young Dani and and Bill that looks NOTHING like Dani and Bill?? #BeyondTheGates

Sheesh.... #SNF

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Whatchu mean Parker Washington is hurt?????

I got love for em all, but sometimes I really wish I lived alone.

I thought it was 3 days but these folks round me ate up EVERYTHING by this morning, ain't nothing left but some desserts

also the 2025 Florida Gators season: DJ Lagway why did you throw that

Juvie looking REAL GOOD at the bayou classic!

Southern's marching band will give me chills every time 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

the Chicago Bears are now 9-3 and remain in first place after defeating the defending super bowl champions. Thats the Chicago Bears, from Chicago.

I’m this type of Christian

One of the names often left out when we're discussing major figures like MLK Jr, Malcolm X, Rosa Parks, Harriet Tubman, Thurgood Marshall, and Fannie Lou Hamer is the great Adam Clayton Powell Jr. Pastor and the first Black elected congressman in New York and the North East 🧵

Football games in the snow >>>>>

Far as I'm concerned Thanksgiving *just* ended when I put my ass in the bed, everybody else is sound asleep, most of the food is gone, my buzz is finna take me to sleep, &for some reason I can't explain I'm putting this Thanksgiving in the top 3 pretty damn easily 🥹🫶🏾

This is the year I fully stepped into the role of my mama's right hand lady in the kitchen the way she was to my granny, and I'm exhausted but I'm so honored. I wish my granny was here, but I know she's happy 💜

If you can feed someone in need today, please do. Those leftovers don’t have to be wasted. Have a beautiful and safe day of love and family ❤️

Well I learned this recently, apparently Michael Jackson put the paws on Tupac because he was talking to his then gf (Kidada Jones) like trash. Mike was her godfather and he didn't like that. So he went hee hee upside Tupac's head.

We're aiming for 3 or 4, so naturally nobody's eating til 6 at the earliest 🤷🏾‍♀️