Spanky with the good advice

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

*Walking near F.L.U.D.D. in corner of Mario's house* Mario: This thing always brings back memories of Isle Delfino. Beautiful beaches, sunny skies- Peach: I seem to also recall you getting thrown into jail? Mario: ...always the positive one, aren't you? [Achievement Unlocked: Good Morning, Sunshine]

Today is Décadi the 10th of Nivôse in the year 234. Nivôse is the month of snow. Today we celebrate the flail.#JacobinDay More information on the flail

So now's a good time to start if you wanna catch up for s2

I'm allergic to claritin and I think this video is why

GOOD NEWS! Researchers have shown Alzheimer’s disease can be REVERSED- not just prevented. Using a potent neuroprotective compound called P7C3-A20, they found RESTORING balance to a central cellular energy molecule (NAD+) not only PREVENTED disease features but REVERSED them, EVEN at late stages.

incredible things are happening on tiktok www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8y5e9Jo/

BREAKING NEWS: Gävlebocken has collapsed due to strong winds! Just like when it was devoured by birds in '23, nature steps in when man fails to step up! @sarahz.bsky.social

ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes! MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes

teletubbies should have hooped instead of worshipping the sun baby cause they tall as hell

"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—" You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.

I believe this is what people mean by "gooning"

i can't stand this damned baby always pulling shit like this whenever we hang out

“SELL IT TO WHO, BEN? FUCKING AQUAMAN??”

Tis the season for giving! So I'm giving away ANY shiny Pokemon that ANYONE wants! As many as you want! If you're interested, DM on Discord (yggyvt) and tell me what you want! More below, and first 5 rows are ALPHAS!

Y'all I'm genuinely about to have to release shinies I'm running out of box space FAST please help offload 😭😭😭

The jump in storage capacity from Nintendo 64 cartridges to GameCube discs allowed the developers to be astonishingly generous with the storage in comparison. A Super Mario Sunshine cutscene of a single image fading in and out is larger than the entirety of Super Mario 64.

she has a suggestion

I'm like 2 weeks late but the new Knives Out was really good

Today's the only day you can post this, get it while it's hot

in the opened fire. straight up “roastin it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. My chestnits

you ever see a shitpost so poorly executed, you have to do it yourself to feel better about it? Anyway: welcome, Japanese artists, to the trash fire.

Today is Quintidi the 5th of Nivôse in the year 234. Nivôse is the month of snow. Today we celebrate dogs.#JacobinDay More information on dogs

Merry Almost Christmas! 🥰🎄 #aceattorney

Santa Tweet! Santa Tweet!

Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.

I have such mixed feelings about @postoctobrist.bsky.social being screenshotted and shared by the general public. You should have to listen to roughly 600 hours of podcasts to develop the necessary parasocial relationship to repost her

Seems obvious that “wet hot dog eating contest” should be a different, less prestigious event

i hate how competitive hot dog eaters dip them in water. thats the wrong kind of gross, i need them to pretend they're enjoying them

He was despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief.

there were so many contenders for worst posts of this year, everyone lost their minds

Oh there's a terrifying man from your nightmares lurking out back? Haha let's go check it out. It's just a dream. Anyway, you go first

this post is killing me

bro they're delisting you from the app store. you can only be downloaded if someone already had you before. no bro you don't run on 64-bit devices. bro they have to emulate you

please imagine its christmas so this meme pops off PLEASE