A friend of mine who was TA’ing for an AmLit course found a copy of Moby Dick a student had left behind. It had only one marginal annotation, around page 100, that simply said “whale is important.”

I'm at the cathedral. I'm at the PlayStation 5. I'm at the combination cathedral and PlayStation 5.

we all deserve happiness like this

I did the thing. #DashCon #ComboBreaker #CB2026

mate just so you know you're coming off as a major ocelot right now [what initially seems to be a jerk off motion but then becomes the gun twirling]

Today is Quintidi the 5th of Prairial in the year 234. Prairial is the month of meadows. Today we celebrate ducks.#JacobinDay More information on ducks

This cabinet is going to make me fucking cry

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

>Interacts with FFXIV once >Comes out as gay yes this is how it spreads <3

＼皇女さまぁ〜／ ＼クッキーを食べてぇ／ ＼くださぁ〜〜〜〜〜い／

Just chilling~ #OC #yuri

"the enemy stand user could be anyone..."

Not my actual favorite but this is a good excuse to post my “favorite” line delivery

This is the aesthetic of the future

you can really get desensitized to tomodachi life, but every now and then something snaps me back to attention

okay this popped me so fucking hard

"uhh, i mean" and "shoot that's why we do it man" being perfectly audible elevates this from tech glitch to competent YTP joke

Since people are making this dumbass argument re: the Xenos ban

yeah man did you hear? the guy casting shadows in plato's allegory of the cave got cancelled for casting problematic shadows. yeah its really fucked up especially given that the shadows cast on the wall of the cave are basically the same thing as real things outside of the cave

Yeah boss got that CEO resignation letter, real normal just like you asked

Gaming ads used to say: PISS YOURSELF, RIGHT NOW.

GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!

unfortunately, up until now, viewers with hearing problems have been unable to enjoy the classic piece of cinema "DONKEY KONG COUNTRY LOST EPISODE" . I have created a subtitle track to resolve this. Now everyone can enjoy "DONKEY KONG COUNTRY LOST EPISODE" and learn about Gay together.

So uh...some people might be aware of the fact that when they made a girl version of Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life, they just kinda had to pick from the dudes who were already there for the bachelors, none of them were designed with women in mind AND I FORGOT THE MANUAL JUST FUCKING SAYS THIS??

theyre sending me to big rock candy mountain after work today where the boxcars are all empty and the sun shines every day on the birds and the bees and the cigarette trees the lemonade springs where the bluebird sings in the big rock candy mountain

grogu has been caught and compromised to a permanent end

When the world gets you down, just remember the wonderful variety of dumplings out there...

In Super Paper Mario, holding 1 and Left for 4 hours in the Blooper boss room will crash the game. Fascinatingly, the reason for this is the same as for the famous Parallel Universes in Super Mario 64, whereby Mario encounters a parallel version of the cutscene very far away.

Yes

New AdaShima manga chapter just dropped

Kingdom Hearts is "A Homestuck" > Weird bullshit with multiple versions of the same character > Multimedia nightmare > Is long enough to serve as both a selling point *and* a detraction > Isn't actually nearly as confusing as people play it up to be

My latest video is live! It's Part 2 of How Enemies Detect You in Dark Souls: Smell. No, this isn't a joke. Smell is an actual mechanic in these games. youtu.be/y4SUfS9ymBU

go senjougahara, destroy the financial district. make the people happy