MILLENNIAL GF (texting): it's a piece a cake to bake a pretty cake.. when da way is ha-zy! MILLENNIAL GF: he he MILLENNIAL GF: ;p MILLENNIAL GF: What are you thinking for dinner tonite! ME: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isolati... ME: oops ME: sorry meant to send that to someone else ME: rottsiere chicken

A statement from WIRED leadership.

open.substack.com/pub/elizalev... I could write a book about AC, the amazing art coming out of Furry, the radical promises/realities of the community, etc. but word count limits are for our good, like veggies and bedtimes. Guest piece I wrote about “I Love Furry!!” Go enjoy!!

I need you to look at art. Even on your phone. Like really look at it. Like make it full screen on your phone and don’t tap away for a little. See the whole thing, then the brush strokes, then slowly back out. Someone spent at least an hour. Maybe dozens; More. Give it a moment.

Crash bam, now you're looking good Tip-top, now you're feeling good Once more here's your Aunt Maureen - Don't you feel good, don't you feel goo d?

Can we please just bury him already can we put him in the dirt #GetMitchInTheDitch

My city your mountain, Stay with me stay

Deltarune being a decade long project has the unintended effect of subjecting teenagers to the phenomenon of ‘getting embarrassed about everything you liked three years ago’ but with a game they’re still committed to because it’s not done yet

Jesus had a six pack. Jesus was so strong and manly. Jesus had bulging muscles. Jesus was so fucking hot man. Jesus was trade. Jesus was gorgeous. I want Jesus inside me. I will lick Jesus's butthole.

Ok wait Madonnas actually cooking with this one

an easy way to differentiate between the two is that wario LAnd is in california and wario wORLd is in florida.

YOU - I am a detective. INSULINDIAN PHASMID - So am I. I was born to detect sucrose rewards and semiochemicals. What were you born to detect? YOU - I was born to detect you.

I feel like if you were a salmon undergoing spawning would feel like some kind of horrifying demonic transformation

The best edit I’ve seen in weeks, you absolutely have to turn the sound on for this one.

I will change my life for him

Messages from ant-con

Dance! Dance! Dance your little heart out!

Anthrocorn

I'm ALWAYS saying this

Anrocorn

It's #Mary from #Project Hail Mary!!! At#anthrocon

Good morning #Anthrocon

Fans It Feels As Though I Am Being Smelted In A Furnace Of Minecraft

In Pittsburgh for AC but an absolutely fried after a 13 hour drive 😭

I would eviscerate a minion. Out of curiosity, really. What's going on in there

i do not want the games industry to recover. i want something new to be built atop its now ashen foundation and i want those who previously brought ruin, rot, and misery to be outside looking in as they give up and seek some other well to poison

we need to bring back this fucking thing

Move upside And let the mango fruit

Liz Soto and Savanna Batten are 2 of those sentenced to 50 years in prison for Prairieland. I visited them in a north Texas jail—11 months into their incarceration over a July 4 noise demo—to meet the Trump admin’s “Antifa terrorists”. from behind glass, Soto said, “They didn’t like my book club.”

so basically what we're gonna do is dance

I could survive modelland

who's goin to AC :3

once again, furries got to the correct answer before anyone else figured out the question

How I'm entering the group chat

Souped on the beat like a bowl of chicken noodles I love Spanish dishes but no I'm not Menudo!!

Introducing Google suck and fuck

i will not stand for "larp" becoming the new "poser". there is nothing in this world that requires more genuine unbridled passion in the face of people calling you a total nerd than live-action roleplay

Cool Fish

new yorkers if you are near a convenience store go in and put your hand in the cash register. their money is yours now

Wuhu Island without Miis feels like looking at the removal of a indigenous species. this is colonialism. where is Matt. i feel sick.

Woah i actually have to play all of deltarune now huh...

HAPPY 17TH ANNIVERSARY OF COCKWAFFLE!!!!!!!!!!!

SpongeBob = neurodivergent, asexual, apolitical, sociophillic, queer platonic, mentally ill, spectrum 2 persona, queer, obsessive compulsive, histrionic persona, subjugation schema, pathological sociofunctionality. If you don’t get that you really missed the point of the show.

A meteor just got burnt up in the atmosphere off the coast of MA. Many people heard the explosion from it. If you are in the new england area, go outside and breathe in the magical meteor dust to receive your new magic meteor super powers asap

look at him. he doesn't even have any money

Re: SubscribeStar banning sexual content with characters that don't have "human-like knee orientation" fsjdkldbh Tried to shitpost and got carried away lol subscribestar.adult/prohibited_c...