TOMORROW YOU WILL GRAB THE SUN WITH BOTH HANDS AND DEVOUR IT. FOR NOW DO YOU WANT TO TEXT A FRIEND?

Hashimoto Gahō (1835-1908 Japan) Landscape with an Autumn Moon (1880s-1890s) ink on paper.

Who ever got me this, thank you. I’ll read it lots.

It’s nearly three and feel so very alone

Hey folks, I’m neurospicy. So moving toward say what you mean. Not flowery language bullshit. Hear me?

SEIZE JOY FROM THE JAWS OF PAIN. DO YOU NEED TO CLEAN YOUR GLASSES?

Where the snack,

Happy birthday to Carole Ann Ford, born today in 1940. Ford is a British actress best known for her roles as The Doctor's granddaughter Susan Foreman in the BBC science fiction series Doctor Who, and as Bettina in the 1962 film adaptation of The Day of the Triffids. #CaroleAnnFord

I have a saying that you may or may not heard me say. “I don’t chase, I attract” It’s a reminder to myself to not run after someone’s dusty ass son. If they don’t show interest, I don’t get mad. I return energy. A reminder for those who are interested

Well life’s getting interesting: - new metamour - they are flirty. I’m keeping it at the front of my mind to not take it seriously. - woman Im talking to…their partner…let’s just say I’m having to block her on everything. The partner. Not the nice lady. - Realized I have a visceral reaction

"IT MAKES SENSE. IT’S HARD TO MAKE A NEST ON A BRANCH WITH THE WIND, AND IT’S HARD TO MAKE A NEST ON A CURVED DOORKNOB. I’M A TINY BIRD. LIFE IS HARD. IN THE SKY, ON THE GROUND—EVERY CHOICE IS HARD." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-a...

Zero. Absolutely zero. If I find out the theft machines that lie to you were used on your game, I will not buy it, and I will be ANNOYINGLY LOUD about it, because fuck you. Signed, a person who's had shit stolen by said theft machines, and is running a human-made, human-staffed magazine.

Memo to self: call Scott about new movie idea.

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It's got what plants crave.

Community cat advocates know: these cats don't just form strong bonds with each other, we form strong bonds with them, too! 💙 On #FeralTuesday, we're celebrating the connection we share with all cats. If you need support in your work for community cats, we're here to help: GetHelp.alleycat.org

475 million of them are accidentally clicking on a link in Instagram and getting annoyed

I think I’ve just hit my villain era.

I’m awake because of the idiocy of some people. I’m two steps from grabbing my sandal.

Longe cat longe

#BOTD 1890. Remembering actor, comedian, director, and writer Arthur Stanley Jefferson aka Stan Laurel. (d.1965) #LaurelandHardy

Ahh, using the 'Spaceman Spiff' sound effects library today, I see :)

Isn't that Nervesman?

"download our app to keep browsing" has been real quiet since i switched to desktop mode

I am way too horny to be this sleepy wtaf

YOU MUST MAINTAIN YOUR STRENGTH AND POWER! TOUCH SOMETHING SOFT.

She was a spider #art #comics

Lmaooo www.404media.co/judge-rules-...

Beautiful. Proud, Cold, Stern Rosa spp., Saccharum officinarum "…whoever glanced into her eyes, no matter how brazen they were, would feel afraid." Christine de Pizan, 1405 - the woman who took the medieval manosphere to court.

It’s rather baffling just how much groups of people moved in Europeanish medieval history. Like, what do you mean Kievan Rus derives its name from Swedish Norsemen who moved there, and were basically neighbours with Turkic people?

If you have to pay a country THREE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS just to end the war YOU started with them, then congrats, YOU LOST!!!

Finished April. On to May. #crossstitch #crafting

jesus christ NO! NO!!! FUCK

happy pride to all my buddies who are too tired to create anything for pride and are just focusing on existing

I like blue milk And I cannot lie All the other diary Leaves me dry Watch that milk pour in Looking azure as sin Like an udder in your face YOU. GET. SPRUNG.

Gavin Newsom, interesting use case. You can go on Steve Bannon’s podcast all you want, do your little concession parade, reluctantly toss people who don’t look like you to the wolves. But they will still come after you. No matter who you threw under the bus first, you’ll be right there with them.

Do these fucking hogs never get sick of this shit? Not even once? "I'm the Senator Who Loves Ribs the Most." Ok man sounds good. I have real problems though.

Hey hey! A friendly reminder that I have a throne if you'd like to gift me a treat <3 https://throne.com/snsugar21/wishlist

Why I Draw So Many LGBTQ+ Cartoons? youtu.be/QKHIBpg2PA0 #pridemonth

Don’t be a douchecanoe.