funniest thing in epic rap battles of history is when it's a battle between a fictional character and a real person and the real person just says "I'M REAL!!!" as if the fictional character didn't already know that. so what i'm saying is jack the ripper won his battle against hannibal lecter.

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blue sky used to be a community. now every ones off in their own little private rooms talking trash & posting nasty pics. Hate to be the one to say it but group chat culture has made this web site a bastard's website

And here we go. Already Ive been tricked into sending my penis to three of these so called "Group chats". I now have no choice but to shut down my alt where I pretend to be a 36 yr old Sex Worker from Brooklyn, offering my calloused, world weary perspective interspersed with moments of gentle warmth

Seeing how people responded to legendary (but slightly modified) Kanye West tweets.

I wanted to do a joke on here where I say something like "I'm moving tomorrow, my location will be 25.15928540651614, -70.75782875924511. Hope everything goes well!" The joke being that those coordinates are the Bermuda Triangle. But even if you search on Google Maps it doesn't tell you what it is

Once again surveying the people over at youraislopbores.me. This time I asked "What's the best instrument?" The results: Piano is the best instrument followed by Guitar and then a tie between Saxophone and Violin. Mayonnaise is a surprisingly popular "instrument" as well.

Rest in Peace Alex Cimo. Couldn't have happened to a less deserving person...

I can finally achieve my lifelong dream of becoming a woman.

I wish people would stop asking "What's your favourite song" because as someone who loves music I think the question is unfair. You're basically asking me to pick a favourite child. Even if I did give you my "favourite", my answer could change within a day so it would be wrong eventually anyway.

I finally saw an SMB1 Any% WR happen live.

i thought you'd laugh emoji, but instead you skull emoji'd. what did i do wrong???

Why are we still trying to come up with new film ideas when no idea can possibly beat 'Hot Tub Time Machine'?

Can we stop using the suffix '-maxxing' please? Every time you do that you're cringemaxxing.

We found them! Though I had to remove the video as requested by the creators of the CD. Read the full story below, it's actually quite sweet! www.reddit.com/r/chch/comme...

damn i didn't realise the sherlock holmes stories were THIS saucy!!!

I wasted more of my time asking the people at youraislopbores.me to draw their favourite flags The most popular flag is the Flag of the United States, with 9 out of 100 votes 2nd most popular is a three-way tie between the 1979 Pride Flag, the Transgender Flag and the Bisexual Flag, 6 votes each

Found this CD in a box outside a record shop, apparently from New Zealand. Mostly covers of folk reels and waltzes. The band behind it has no online presence from what I can tell. Only names given are Peter, Emily, Rowan and Jonty. No last names. Who made it and why? www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJjx...

Some more examples of this. I don't know why I find this so funny, but I do.

I wasted a little over two evenings asking the fine people at youraislopbores.me what their favourite card was from a standard 52-card deck. No surprises here, the Ace of Spades was the clear favourite with 14 votes. 7 for Queen of Diamonds, 6 for Eight of Clubs and 3 for the Five/Three of Hearts.

"Co-worker Music" is a term that perfectly encapsulates how insufferable the internet is.

Angine de Poitrine is so popular even my mother wanted to show their KEXP performance to me.

some things i got while on youraislopbores.me

i love(!) that the banner for r/GreatBritishMemes is just the phrase "FUCK POLITICS" and yet seemingly every other post on the subreddit is a dumb political meme that is just made to get people mad.

holy smokes guys this thing IS alive!!!

I love the thumbnail for Folding Ideas' review of Beast Games season 2 because it's simultaneously got nothing to do with the video itself and also completely honest about the video's content. Fundamentally the video is Dan Olson critiquing something explicitly not made for him. It's a good video.

"The Neurotypical World" is basically just American Psycho.

All I've got at home is one pony and two dogs and four cats and six bunny rabbits and two parakeets and three canaries and a green parrot and a turtle, and a silly old hamster! I WANT a SQUIRREL!

I think I've officially reached the point in my life where gummy sweets no longer do anything for me. Just tastes like sweet nothingness now. Chocolate's still good tho. Is this a sign of getting old?

Doing Hold 'em preflop study for an upcoming poker tournament this weekend, I never realised how fucking bad KTo is as a hand. It's almost never played. I always thought it was just my "unlucky hand" since it busted me so many times, turns out I just didn't know when to fold an objectively bad hand

This is not just a Bluesky post, it's a life-changing statement.

It shouldn't be "Another" It should be a "Nother"

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PINGU IS ENDANGERED 😭

Everything is fine in the world 🙃

To Whom It May Concern, you can stop using this title for your music now.

I AM THE VIEW I AM THE TABLE I AM THE VIEW, I AM THE TABLE I AM ALL THIS I AM THE ROOT THE PROGRESS THE AGGRESSOR I AM THE TABLE I AM THE TEN STORIES I AM THE TABLE I AM, I AM, I AM, IAM I AM

You know what's cool?

Jeremy Clarkson is the Throat Goat™

Remembering the Twitter account “Huge Nintendo DS” and desperately want to see them on BlueSky

Suicidal user who got banned for 10 years for reasons I'm still not fully clear on is still supporting the site.

I will be updating my Website today. haha April Fools no I won't be (but I will be soon, i've just been busy/tired)

if i get hooked onto something you're gonna hear about it whether you like it or not. there is nothing to diagnose here!

The most devastating thing anyone has said to me on Discord.

every comment section needs at least one guy just fucking losing it for no reason

Next week there will be another existential boogeyman designed to discourage you from pursuing art. There will always be a mosquito in your ear trying to convince you your creativity has no value. Let this Sora situation be a lesson. Stop getting pushed around by scammers. Make art

Chuck Norris doesn't die, he just sleeps for a really long time