girl who is realizing some things: maybe we were too harsh on armie hammer about the cannibalism stuff, specifically

i was in a room of entirely native spanish speakers yesterday and *not one of them* could remember the word for "knuckle" in Spanish. so i guess i'm doing okay.

interesting how only after i had "PAIN SLUT" carved into my chest did I go "huh, you may have a point there!"

The whole internet loves Chicago Pope, a Chicagoan who’s been elected Pope! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the Pope is Catholic

my darling mother is dodging all of my texts about if she's free on sunday, but also will not stop sending me instagram videos and asking "do you think this is real?"

look at my generation’s anita bryant dog, she can’t even sing or do commercials she just posts about where i’m pissing and shitting nonstop

rosslyn station x cherrypicking memorial day weekender .. believe it.. it's happening.....

rosslyn station x cherrypicking memorial day weekender .. believe it.. it's happening.....

u better make that fish a whale!

conspiracy theory: JD Vance didn’t kill the pope, the pope killed JD Vance and, having faked his own death, is now impersonating him… be prepared for a papist presidency Joe Biden could only dream of

i'm becoming bicyclepilled i think- i did 12 miles yesterday and now i feel like the Detroiters guys when they got the motorcycle. im pawing at the windows of my office yearning for the W&OD

dead pope dead pope

type shit i've been on

i got the cissest hettest dudes shouting the chorus to When The Estradiol Flows, i am simply too powerful you CANNOT stop me anymore

my brand 💅

Charity FC 😭

one time when i was 14 some guy saw how my sleeves were poorly rolled up and he said "what, so you stop halfway during sex too?" and i said no man, im 14, im not fuckin

Scully, Feeling Listless From A Lack Of Excitement: Mulder, It's Ennui

it's super normal for your car to be full of milk crates and jackets

being nice and chill was robbed from me- so i guess i'll just be a loud bitch instead

my favorite D-list adventure time character has got to be Lt. Gamergate

New shivfest flyers be upon ye. Lineup is crazy, honored to be able to make stuff for this event. If you're in the DMV area come thru! All day memorial day ♥️💛🩵 @shivlaughlove.bsky.social

just realized I named myself like bizarro Jennifer Tilly FUCK

all of these words are in this hip and cool bible translation i'm workin on

im not much of a hockey-watcher but it's very very cool to me that we have *the* Hockey Dude. this place is generally such shit at sports. congrats to ovi let's go caps baby love da caps

quoting fraxiom lyrics like bible verses

a lady at work today complimented my hair and then asked me where I was from. after I told her she was like "oh, my husband was american too- he died though. now I'm a widow :(" and I was like ma'am I don't think I can help with that

if record setter has no fans i am gone from this earth recordsetter.bandcamp.com/album/evoke-...

is being on a train for 24 hours like a really really bad experience or just like a "wow, i sure was on that train for a long time!" kinda deal?

thank u lewis carroll bot, very cool

diy music is soooo cool bc in the past week i've gotten to see my fav new (to me) artist of 2024 at a house show and my fav new (to me) artist of 2023 just told me they were glad that i personally enjoyed their new song :")

Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe. “Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch!” He took his

what i think people fail to recognize about me sometimes is that i didnt use an oven mitt until after i burnt the hell out of my fingers. i rode my bike straight into a tree before i figured out how to backpedal.

me: yeah, so the cultivation of potatoes is mostly attributed to Ireland and Northern Europe these days. also we named a soda after y'all. 14th century Andean farmer: what the hell me: it's a really good soda, to be fair

ohhh yeah. im fixed.

my bank raised my credit limit by like $4000 out of the blue, we are fuuuucked dog we are so fucked

the lesbian bar’s club lights only hit @rosslyn-station.bsky.social once every 30 secs so these took more luck than you’d think

fun fact: this is *not* why I left ekko astral! i feel like i said pretty clearly, i left because i was not physically or mentally capable of continuing with that group. after leaving, i got diagnosed with depression and learned i was considered mildly physically disabled due to lower back pain.

i think we should be trying to find a way to push the dmv and the twin cities closer together. i think we would all benefit from that.

transitioning would have saved her

in slightly-early honour of St Patricks Day, I will once again remind the world of the time Amazon united Ireland (and apologized for the Troubles), still one of my favourite moments on twitter

got some earbuds w a noise cancelling feature, and it works too well- i can hear my tinnitus with an unnerving clarity

see you tonight!

watched Buffalo 66 and did not like it in a handful of ways, but now when i have really self-destructive or spiraling, negative thoughts i can go "you're being very Billy from Buffalo 66 right now" and i am immediately forced to chill out

a fun fact about me is that i hate u all

i gotta say, being the only trans woman in your friend's bachelor party kinda slaps

learned the other day that i am considered mildly disabled due to my back pain 👍

cooking is all about finding new and exciting ways to make potatos for your girlfriend.