my tracks are too simple. they need more bells and whistles. literally

put chabuddy on my jeans

i think i died in that accident cuz this must be hell

she call me thomas the way i bang her alter

listening to goon pix by gyatt power

anyone else

Vivian Oblivion

don’t let anyone treat you like a criminal just because your lobster is too short.

[reassuring a paranoid puppygirl] noooo sweetie, everyone’s out to *PET* you!

just because i’m frequently roadkill doesn’t give you the right to treat me like i’m a prey animal like don’t forget i can rip your face off with my obligate carnivore claws

listening to metalcore brings me closer to god

fakemink sampled shell of light by burial :3 i love you fake mink

there’s been too much thinking, and not enough learning!! hmph 😤

Someone was nice enough to film my performance this past Saturday!

Survival is insufficient

is it crazy that i lowkey wouldn’t mind losing my feeties to diabetes? like i can get replacements that make me taller?? sounds like a win

BIG HUGE NEWS!!! Samen 2.0 debut will be in October! No exact date yet, but I hope you'll keep this goblien freak in mind~~ I'm so excited to share this model with you guys! I've been working really hard on getting it ready :') #vtuber

Backbar is a great place to sit down and think about what you’ve done

i ate the worm!!!!

Keys open doors

still looking for that christmas pomander vape flavor

when we lock in it’s unreal. it’s like spaghetti going through a black hole and coming out normal

It’s not so much existential inertia as it is my cat is sitting on my lap on my bed and I live here now

“little richard is the mao of the US”

i sell a ketchup popsicle to a woman with white gloves

bed squeak is a B-tier jersey sound effect.

coming up on 1 month no alcohol and it has been a lot easier than i thought. if ur thinking about quitting drinking i encourage you to give it a try!!

i’m in White Flinta MD

my fave screamo is where it sounds like spongebob screaming. skramzpants

spotify only updating ur On Repeat playlist weekly rather than real time is just another stupid way to keep you paying for it… stupid dog

smiling menacingly with a needleful of testosterone cypionate, “no, *you* drop the T” 😈 💉

my twitter is officially dead and bluesky has no drafts and it’s the month of june so rest assured this account will be the gift that keeps on giving

my boothang delulu had to get her a labubu she stuck it on her usb then she put that stick in me

why am i surprised when my heat comes from my burner

shout out to my kin whos always seeing themselves dead on the side of the road #WeCarriOn 🦝 🦊 🦌 🐻

julia wolf is brakence for girls. here 4 it

they call me Shecuntala Devi

Shivfest 2025 was a smashing success that i know not yet how to talk about… i am sure i will be able to soon. in the meantime, idk, you had to be there <3

I got Love for my Haters man we Used to Talk

TOMORROW!!!! WE WILL BE AT THE CAPITOL!!!!

zeus be like

shout out @nyazsche.bsky.social for this sick shivfest art :D

really missing the stroudsburg wawa cashier who always says “[have a] peachy day”

even a soul as old as mine doesn’t want to outlive my friends in this lifetime so i don’t have to confront the pain of saying goodbye… 😔

no one enjoyed my bartok joke on ig. barflop

misophonia keeps correcting to miso phobia!!! how dare you!!!!!!

this girls set got me aura farming so hard wtffffff

my biggest flaw is that there aren’t clones of me

my shit so good they clap between the movements

i don’t really understand the lyrics of “bizarre love triangle” or what it’s about despite it being in the title of the song