when pizza enters the bagel sector, you can have it any time

Final Fantasy games reached their peak when the cast was at its most absurd. Just a full roster of little freaks you absolutely love to hang out with. These days, it's just some guys.

Sleepyheads

I just finished remastering my game--a project 17 years in the making. It's rude, it's crude, and it's finally finished. drunkenpaladin.com

Lipsnitch is being unleashed into the world summer '26! @stgibbon.bsky.social

地球にハグをしています。がんぼるぞい。 translation: I'm hugging the earth.

I don't mean to be rude, but if you post those Miyazaki AI pictures, you should be hit in the head with a log

Look at Mr Business Casual here just back from the salon. (Photos by @stgibbon.bsky.social Photo bomb by Odin)

We never really know which post will be our last. All we can do is never post this.

A little bird logo would really liven things up around here.

Corporations should get a little e-mail when you skip their ads. I want them to know

Crossed paths in multiple aisles with a young fella in the grocery store tonight, you know how it is. He was very thoughtful about his selections. Spent a lot of time thinking in each aisle. By the time we reached the end of the store, he had picked up exactly zero products. Much to think about

#2025pit #SPF #shortstory If LOVE, DEATH, AND ROBOTS had a baby with WHITE CAT, BLACK DOG:STORIES it would be my collection OF SIGHT AND SOUND. Irreverent, dark and a little goofy with literary overtones. Stand at the edge of an abyss from your reading chair. Comfortable discomfort!

For his crimes against decency and for being just an ornery little son of a gun, Lipsnitch Snilly is banished from his tribe of fellow goat people. Well, that's fine. He found a talking crow and he's off to learn dark magic in Ohio before the world ends. (COLOR OF MAGIC X DEADWOOD) #pit2025 #F #HA

For his crimes against decency and for being just an ornery little son of a gun, Lipsnitch Snilly is banished from his tribe of fellow goat people. Well, that's fine. He found a talking crow and he's off to learn dark magic in Ohio before the world ends. (COLOR OF MAGIC X DEADWOOD) #pit2025 #F #HA

Once upon a time in Palestine, there was and there was not a poor couple whose life is changed forever when an act of kindness releases a djinn. But can wealth beyond their dreams satisfy when all the poor man wants is a lentil? The Lentil is a Palestinian folktale. #2025pit #C #PB #F #HA

The Lost Treasure of Francisco Lopez: A Nov- True Story In 1947 Paraguay, my uncle Gerald is drawn into the hunt for a legendary treasure, dealing with ex-Nazis, mysterious spies, ancient gods, a magic stone, monsters, and Rutherford B. Hayes. #a #hf #F #2025pit #ha Oscar Wao + Sacre Bleu

For his crimes against decency and for being just an ornery little son of a gun, Lipsnitch Snilly is banished from his tribe of fellow goat people. Well, that's fine. He found a talking crow and he's off to learn dark magic in Ohio before the world ends. (COLOR OF MAGIC X DEADWOOD) #pit2025 #F #HA

Between the crazily staffed perp walk and trying to break up the Amazon strike, candy may be getting crushed at record lows today in New York City.

I'm a moderate on the issue of cars, I don't think they should be banned but I do think they should all be this. Now I know what you're thinking: what if I need to go fast or need more space? That's just too bad

Incredibly rare photos. Mothra does NOT like to be touching the cat

Had to grind for this view

Ugh. I hate myself. I hate life. Fuck this shit. Everything sucks. I hope I die. I hope somebody kills me. [I take precisely one bite of food, after having been hungry and cranky all day] Oh wow. Fantastic. I feel great. Now I have the energy to kill myself.

Putting Hamlet in the contraption because he won't stop stealing food

Currently seeking representation for my absolutely wretched freak. My abysmal little guy who everyone wants to kill. Please contact me if you are interested in that sort of thing

Oh he's anger-cuddling again

A new year, a new Toby. Happy 14th to my beautiful boy

This was a few years ago, the day after we picked Mothra up from the hospital for her surgery. Her prognosis at the time was anywhere from 6 months to a year. Three years on, she's curled up next to the space heater behind me as I type this.

I have followed some "starter packages" on this site, so I am bound to get in some kind of trouble now

Any time I log on and try to do some Networking

(Cockney accent) Frowback Froyday #FrowbackFroyday

This is what it all comes down to

Presenting one of these to King Charles' personal alchemist and becoming the first person beheaded by British royalty in 250 years

Can't even tell a Nazi to jump off a building anymore on Twitter, due to wokeness.

do you want to see something so so beautiful

They have formed rival factions...

Sweater season

The wealthiest texts I've ever received