Have a doctor's appt next week Tuesday. Difference between me and the person in power is that, with every doctor's visit a billion people are not praying I have months to live.

The StarGate behind the White House is nearly complete.

I download a new version of an old browser. I right-click an image and my menu browser says "ask an AI chatbot".

Kurt is on the money. There's quite a few times that my wife, who purchases nearly everything - including furniture - online, has asked why I don't buy enough [insert product] to last for weeks? I don't tell her, but honestly, I just like being out. Even though I hate people. Wild, that.

This is a sign to finish up my current book and read the Daughter of Crows, which has quite literally sat on my desk since my preorder came in. Saw it in the highlighted "best of" area of the San Jose Blvd B&N two days ago and this is just too many coincidences..

The Forbidden Lamp CarmesJocelin

the best adaptational choice in first light is that their version of Q is a gentleman dandy in a cravat who teaches bond how to tie his ties and wear a tux. i love bond's gay dad

Someday in the distance future: Charon, tears in his eyes, whispers, “you SHALL NOT pass”. Ian Mckellen holds the river man’s hand a moment, warm smile on his face. “It’s all right, love, I had a very long and wonderful life. Grab your oars”.

hurt?

Based on a story by Ray Bradbury...

#SundayAfternoonCallaghan in which a cult is explained to Detective Sergeant Nokes and certain dark truths about humanity are shared.

Oh he had to miss his son’s wedding for the regularly scheduled staged assassination attempt. You’d think Jr would have scheduled AROUND the attempted fake shooting. But then again, they probably don’t let Junior in on these kinds of things because of the coke habit and him leaking intel.

I just miss saying in the cool, soft grasses of back home on the prairie. No biting ants and bugs in the sandy ground here in the south. Just black top soil that had a healthy, earthy smell people would pay money for. Constant, soft clean smelling winds. Staring up at an infinite skies.

Several of the family farms I visited as a kid had remnants of old houses in their dark groves. I would explore these dark "forests" and find "remnants of old civilizations" such as dirty old glass bottles, rusted farm equipment, the footprint of an old farm house's foundation, lost to the trees.

It is rare for me to show any aggression outside of driving and my brother in law. Apparently I look so angry today that I scared the oil change guys. “Hello can I get an oil chan” “WHEW” “Sorry?” “When we saw you walkin’ in, you looked like you were fixin’ to start swingin’ on us”.

‘But now the shape my hands pressed to vanished suddenly. I staggered, but a beech tree stayed my fall and clinging to it I could hear the cock Crow upon Tara.’ ~ Yeats, The Two Kings for #BookWormSat 🖼️ Eugen Krüger

I was going to come in here and rant about the drug addict who has shown up for my kid's graduation and "can't afford to drive home until I get paid Monday"... But the buspiron kicked in and has calmed my anger for an hour or so, so now I'm gonna spend my day reading and playing Mario Kart World.

My cats when they’re outside, I’ve been gone several hours, and suddenly they hear NIN or Fetty Wap down the street.

Today is the big day. 14 years of taking a kid to school every day has paid off. We’re having fun with it.

Same. This is the plan.

Proving that no matter what the generation, it's impossible not to fall in love with Diana Rigg.

"Ah,I just hate ta be da bearer a'bad news, but... ...ya kid's into some problematic medias."

"Spreading positivity" nah somebody knew They just weren't telling anybody else

When I was little we had a stuffed antelope’s head hanging in the living room, we also had a downstairs bathroom at the back of the house, so if you needed to visit it in the night you had to walk past the head in the near dark to get there; all the while knowing it was watching with its glassy eyes

I've recently spent some time on Mike's blog and found this piece from 2006. I remember he emailed me saying he wished he could do more stuff like this but people had come to expect his super-tight pencils. Breaks my heart because this is one of my favorite things he ever drew. His post in Alt Text.

Your daily “fuck Jeff Bezos” post.

I picture a new POTUS moving into the White House and Trump is holed up in the bunker, like his favorite, the Phantom of the Opera.

We’re only halfway in and they’re still testing the fences. This is going to get so much worse in the second half.

Had a town hall meeting with our CEO today and when someone pointed out the crap AI on some of the slides he was using he stated "99% of people like AI". OH. FUCKING. REALLY? PLEASE SHOW ME YOUR WORKINGS.

my gf works corporate and is on a training about AI and there's a word cloud for "what do you use AI for." the largest word by far is "Nothing" and the trainer is PISSED

Trump, through gritted teeth, mutters, “how did you know about Boogaloo Swamp?” Nardwuar holding the Epstein Files: “you’re Donald Trump, we HAVE to know! Doot doo!”

"Ho there, brave warrior. Thank you for rescuing my daughter. What is thy name?" "Well," *straightens up and flashes a million dollar smile * They call me... Mr. Adventure. 😎" 📖: Wizardry Trilogy manual

New blog post: Against the tyranny of the Apollonian “It’s one of those times when numerous disparate articles I read, written by people who I doubt are even aware of each other, seem to be swirling around a shared theme.” www.lazaruscorporation.co.uk/blogs/artist...

For a full 5 seconds I thought this was Rhett and Link.

We gave white people too much money. Should have made a law that we needed to eat the rich back in the rail road baron days.

A24 #FilmSky #HorrorFam #MutantFam

My big back thought they were microwaving cotton candy/candy floss.

My co-workers don’t always grab my books to look at what I’m reading…. …but when they do, it’s the flashback where our MC is a teenager and talking to his dirty teenage boy friends about how amble their school mate’s chests are.

archaeologists have unearthed what many are calling "the most metal shit anyone's ever seen"

Living his best life 🎉🎈 TT: finn_e_bear

I’m actually very satisfied, outside of how bad the neighborhood my townhouse is in and the fact that the new management company is running this place into the ground (this will be my last renewed lease). My grandmother had a cozy home, but she was fucking miserable. She needed Tomodachi Life.

My grandma at 47: owns her house; six adult kids (a couple in the military); four or five grandkids. Me at 47 - spending a three day weekend at our overpriced townhouse, playing Pokemon Scarlet and Violet with my only kid and four cats for his last weekend before school is over forever.

Let the 6 A.M. sun wipe away the things that have been haunting you.

JD Vance creating a "fraud oversight" task force.

Day 1260 of wondering what the fuck this dipshit is talking about. The "DEI-bait" films (aka films with notable POC/LGTBQ+ casts and crew) have lost every best picture of the last 10 years except Everything Everywhere and Parasite. Which don't count, because Right wingers loooooove Asian folks.

Rather proud of this.