Santos ear hat #greyhound #SantosLHalper

Fri 2/6 - Sat 2/7 get 10% off everything in my shop with code DARKSOME also: Stickers!!!! Tomorrow at 10am begins the virtual Darksome Craft Market "Love You To Death", I'll be alongside some lovely artists and makers selling handmade wares. dorywhynot.com/shop

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Santos has a huge butt #greyhound #SantosLHalper

Oh Angel I've missed yoouuu #goodomens #goodomens3

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Santos contributing to fandom luck with his enthusiasm.

New video. Not sure why I chose that picture of myself for the thumbnail youtu.be/W86muL36ixE?...

The fandom is in shambles. #goodomens #elevatorposting #qualitytroll

Look at my silly dog and ignore the mess in my office #greyhound #SantosLHalper

Literally trying to remember this every day

Art is resistance. Keep making it! ✨

Have a thing in 4 hours so, obviously, I can't do anything until then!

Willie Teaches How to Knit LOOPS - Drawfee Animated youtu.be/F3G21eFuj_U

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Hi bitch I'm in San Francisco through the weekend, hmu if you wanna say hi Or better, come see my group's shows Saturday and Sunday! sfsketchfest2026.sched.com/speaker/quee...

Was the culprit the Holy Spirit? You'll have to watch to find out!

This is a good lesson, no matter how you come to learn it

Having a baby costs money. Over $15k on average(assuming no complications). Limiting access to birth control keeps poor people poor.

Powerful Bidet Blasts Hole Clean Through Man

He's being cute again. #greyhound #SantosLHalper

Dog so long his face and butt can't be in focus at the same time. #greyhound #SantosLHalper

Taking the runner‑up spot in our photo competition’s main category was “Beam Me Up”, a dark, moody shot of a beam of light over Belle Tout lighthouse after a heavy downpour. Congratulations to Ian Price for this amazing capture! 👏

What does it meannnnn 😅 #GoodOmens #GoodOmensFinale

Found a good skull on my walk this afternoon. Probably skunk.

A lifetime of gently escorting spiders outside and one just betrayed that trust by hiding in my cozy sock and biting me when i put it on. #betrayal

Impulse buying $25 of aged edam Suggestions welcome.

Porn and erotica are important and societally valuable forms of speech, and the defense of them, in the face of state and church attempts at repression, is a necessary political act.

The onion is just making me sad these days

🥂 HAPPY NEW YEAR! 🥂 Our 2025 JustGiving page takes TIC's grand total to £72,856.34 since October 2019 - you are all truly ineffable! Here's our 2026 #GoodOmens page for @alzheimersresearchuk.org in memory of @terryandrob.bsky.social's Sir Terry: www.justgiving.com/page/2026tho... Please share!🥂

Well if you don't laugh, you'll cry...

Thanks for being one of the best parts of 2025! It's a pleasure to make ineffable things alongside all you smart, funny, talented people and I’m excited to see what you do in 2026 🖤

I want a wacky wavy flailing inflatable dancing Willie for Christmas or nothing at all

Bought this #MattMaltese vinyl since it's one of my favorites. Had no idea it came with a poster. I'm dying. Have to make space for it now!

They were being stingy with the copyright on this one so the only way I could put it out was to put footage of me dancing in the corner of all the clips I used. I hope it's not too noticeable.

Fought a copyright through dance: youtu.be/VqS3U0ikW_4?...

My cat is so Vermeer coded

New video on patreon! I made it free because it's looking like youtube isn't about to let me post it www.patreon.com/posts/146167...

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Santos #greyhound #SantosLHalper

Santos does it too

Too real, the onion...

Ok rude... Stretches, shiko, jumping jacks, and walking the pest.

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AU where everything else is the same, but Crowley's plants are sunflora 🌻🌻🌻 #GoodOmens #IneffableHusbands