Carrageenan, Monteljohn. Can you detect me to the nearest bus stamp?

I can't hear anything except "We're havin' meatballs"

You know what day it is!

Took the cats out for a walk with my brother and accidentally created a 90s Britpop album cover

Standing within 500 feet of a salad so my insurance goes down. 🥗<-------->🙎‍♂️

Once a month I wake up to a story like "Half the world doesn't work because of the NetBastard outage" I didn't even know about net bastard

Homestar Runner easter eggs a plenty.

These sold well in Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook.

He was white as a sheet... And he also made false teeth.

...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS has issued a TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE BALLS PRESS CONFERENCE until 5:00 PM... #WXsky

I repeat, we are out of Bort license plates in the gift shop 🚨

#computer #tractor_feed #trypophobia

PA Turnpike in the lead 😒💸

I didn't even *want* to lean on the barrier until I saw this cool guy doing it

Pretty sure ChapStick never expires. I've got one from 2002 that's still fine.

Aw yes, I just made my Weather Channel Local on the 8's mixtape this weekend.

SIGINT #2468 from NROL-82 (TOP SECRET) 1. Diabolical Peanuts 2. FEMA Mole People Launch Pads 3. Moist Time

Maryland sure is a place.

Windows 98 Plus: Mystery screensaver

It said “depress clutch” not “put clutch in existential crisis“.

I guess the Benz is in the shop. Post office busted out the LLV today.

Hey, Detroit? If it doesn't come standard with cheese ... IT'S NOT A REUBEN SANDWICH. You got that? Capische? What is this ... monstrosity ... without cheese? Feh. #DTW users, you have been warned.

Shielding Chart xkcd.com/3158/

We get to be everywhere doing everything all the time in a space where people feel free to be their worst selves. The human brain was never meant for this.

2. Great lake access, ocean access, good food, can be as close or far from civilization as I want, weather and people are somewhat reasonable.

OMG, no! A total mess.

my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵) www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...

Burger King Halloween Whopper (2015-2015): A classic Whopper burger, with cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, mayo, and A1 Thick n Hearty sauce, served on a "spooky" dyed-black bun-with more A1 sauce baked into it. It became infamous for complaints of the dye turning stool green.

Yikes. No radio at all. Good luck if you're on the road during a disaster, cause streaming isn't going to work.

Put down the spatula.

AI still can’t do this

...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN NORTHERN INDIANA, INDIANA has issued a SPACEBALLS: THE SALAMI TOURNAMENT until 3:30 PM... #WXsky

Likewise, someone tell the rock station that Van Halen made more than two songs.

6 7 ?

💯 this!

You got the munch. The crisp and the crunch. Livin' in the gutter with Grandma... When Coach puts you in,— You gotta go for the win. Y2K turned out all riiiight! SBLOUNSKCHED! You can do it! SBLOUNSKCHED! Crunchy chew it! Who's got the money?!? You got... SBLOUNSKCHED!

Out: Network Attached Storage In: INFORMATION FURNACE 🔥🖥️🔥

The Most Popular Food Of Each State According To AI Created by AI being dumb More examples: brilliantmaps.com/ai-being-...

It's not every Altima, but it's always an Altima.

"But I am le tired"

It's for the best.

Map of North America by Cryptids According To AI Created by AI being dumb More examples: brilliantmaps.com/ai-being-...

Definitely not the Bravada.

Most of the Atlantic is just road salt runoff from the northeast.

Swing and a miss on AI response to a weather history question on lowest mean sea level pressure in Oklahoma for March 2019. Another example for me to share with my students on using AI. It didn't even double check itself on units or reasonableness of the response.