If you're not #Thicc , you shouldn't be out in this weather! 🥶

Me every morning in this fucking country

I only have this software. 💾💿

It'll never beat Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge.

Happy large boulder the size of a small boulder day for all who celebrate

[AI bubble bursts] billionaire tech bro: the stupid consumer did not understand it

Napping is always a good strategy.

🚫 Oh, Child! ⚠️ It's the Teal Screen of Near Death! (TSoND) #Windows31

Oh, it's not for you. It's more of a *Shelbyville* idea...

Reposting this for the Pontiac Sunbird wagon survivor.

I am pretty well into a script titled "you are being misled about renewable energy" Not gonna pull out studies. Don't need to go over climate change. Just a simple, plain conversation where we look at the realities of renewables vs. fossil fuels and I say "stop letting Republicans lie to you"

It has been Obnoxiously cold in the Northeast. Need to find a gas guzzler to drive until climate change starts happening again. 🥶

"I think my friend and some presidents just flew by."

I've gone "read only" on Twitter/X. The truth is that migration to Bluesky fell drastically short, and most local news/info/gov't/weather accounts haven't moved here. The few that are get little to no interaction. 1/2

i keep writing “never ending year of hell” on all my checks…

🎶Nobody doesn't like molten boron🎶

What would cause Aer Lingus flight EUK94R JFK to Manchester to get halfway across the ocean and u-turn back to JFK? Did they forget Kevin? www.flightradar24.com/EUK94R/3da4e...

"Mom and Dad, you better be good or I'm putting you in the exploding nursing home."

ah yes a true holiday classic

Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year

MilleniOs (1999-2000): To ring in Y2K, Cheerios released this special edition, brown sugar-sweetened variant, with "2"-shaped cereal pieces that would spell "2000" when placed next to three "Os". They also encouraged consumers to use the boxes as time capsules for the "once in a lifetime" event

Need this to move northeast as quickly as possible. ↗️

this field biologist does a great job highlighting the insidiousness of AI editing these one-click AI edit buttons are incredibly appealing to many photographers, amateurs and professionals alike, and are framed as innocuous this is worth sharing and educating people about

Just look at the sheer amount of toxic/negative replies to the most mild post from any official news/gov't outlet and ask why someone would bother with that platform again. The worst of the worst get boosted as well.

Time to move to Italy?

Persnickety.

My favorite cereal but I keep forgetting to buy it.

"Come down off that smokestack and eat your the chekt" my poopaw used to say.

These were so good!

Cardle 2/5 Streak 1🔥 Total Score 12 🔴 🔴 🟢 🟢 🟢 🟢 www.playcardle.com

The enragement I have at this new #HP keyboard with a #Copilot key no one will use instead of a control key leads me to believe the designer has never done actual work on a PC 🤬. One handed navigation of spreadsheets, code and text (Ctrl+home, end, arrow, etc) is now impossible.

!!! cc: @socialistdogmom.bsky.social diversgallery.com/products/dac...

I would like to live in a Köppen climate zone that doesn't contain the word "humid". 😒

What do you MEAN "the guy who helped track Al-Quaeda leading up to 9/11, resigned from the FBI after illegally accessing records on another private investigator, and is currently awaiting sentencing for attempting to bribe Puerto Rico's governor" starred in a Miller Lite commercial in 1985?!

Ah, the church of sushi.

Always here for my GOAT Brother laser printer 🖨️

It's my favorite day! It's the 38th anniversary of the Max Headroom signal broadcast intrusion! 1st incident lasted 25s during the 9PM news on WGN-TV in Chicago; The 2nd, 2hrs later, lasted ~90s on PBS affiliate WTTW during Dr. Who. You can watch it here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqge...

Carrageenan, Monteljohn. Can you detect me to the nearest bus stamp?

I can't hear anything except "We're havin' meatballs"

You know what day it is!

Took the cats out for a walk with my brother and accidentally created a 90s Britpop album cover

Standing within 500 feet of a salad so my insurance goes down. 🥗<-------->🙎‍♂️

Homestar Runner easter eggs a plenty.

These sold well in Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook.