He uploaded a video to YouTube confirming he mogged the od

sorry to this guy but this is unfortunately extremely funny to me

Incredible sequel. Edge of my seat!

I needed a good news story today and thought you might like it, too.

Flambo thinks Rupert is a cat. He ain’t havin it

It feels like a different show, which may not be entirely bad. #Euphoria

Beannnnnn

About 45% of pet ownership is walking by them and badly singing little songs that integrate their names. If you can’t do this, then I’m sorry, you are not ready for the responsibilities of owning a pet.

Leave Kristen alone, you creepy twerp! Gross! Gawd #TheValley

Not the splits, Natalie! Final straw.

Absolute malarkey

I had a lovely day yesterday with my kid in an area with spotty cell service. Got home, logged on, saw Kanye is banned from the UK. I laughed. Saw other things. I stayed calm. Before bed, I got an email from my thesis advisor & I anxiety spiralled. Help!

Average white dude who abuses his attractive, overworked wife for laughs

The Big Bang Theory. Why was that a thing and why does it keep spawning?

made

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Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated

Here are my top 10 WORST dogs!

The original #SummerHouse lore

It's Trans Day of Visibility today. If you're trans and are raising money for something (I don't care what it is), reply to this thread and I will boost you. If you are a cis person, take a look and find someone to support if you can. Everyone give this a share after.

May they never know peace!

when I see a bad take: [this person follows me]: oh man, they must be having a rough time, best to give grace. [this person doesn’t follow me]: what a credulous dipshit, a stupid loser who believes idiotic things

This makes it sound like the cast of Mormon Wives harbor grave doubts about Bahrain’s offensive capabilities

Remember when everyone was mad because Timmi said opera sucks?

Jesus, they weren’t bloody joking.

This man is a sociopath

WHY AM I AWAKE

Omggg

Fuck these guys who work on projects they don't understand or have open contempt for. Why are they there? (I know why)

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‘Good Oscars, Good Oscars,’ Repeat Nominees In Forced Post-Ceremony Handshake Line

apropos of hollywood’s big day

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Padded room torture device. WHO WAS THE LEAK

Dadtock? No, just no. Stop draining these women of everything! #SLOMW

On what planet does this dead-eyed dimwit deserve investment money to run a club? He can't even write an email! #SouthernHospitality

Ok I neeeed this

Imagine working for Loverboy & watching your CEO in a slurry rant saying how awful the company is doing, layoffs are imminent, it's the worst it has ever been... #Summerhouse

Now do extra pickles

My secret life as a cat.

Imagine getting roasted at the altar on your wedding day #lib #loveisblind