I went to the gym today.

That’s one way to put it.

He should’ve been bullied more in high school.

Hope y’all are having a good snow day.

Feeling like we’re about to see how many “good cops” there actually are.

Same energy. Greg Bovino rot in hell challenge.

How much more will it take?

I have so many online crushes if I ever become rich I’m going on a World Tour to meet you all.

ROLL CALL: Who else is staying cozy during the storm? How’re you spending it? I’m listening to a playlist while cozy in bed watching it all come down.

Didn’t have the Judy Garland Experiment on Facebook going so hard on my bingo card but here we are.

Didn’t even attach the post but guess this could be about a LOT of cunts today.

Truly super villain status. Is she working for the Ministry of Magic? Jesus Christ.

Normally I’m against posting Grindr screenshots but I thought this was funny.

I have a very hot take and I know better than to share it publicly.

Chris Gray on @cnn.com just now. Incredible. #Minneapolis

Holy fuck. This show could run 5eva.

The most realistic scene in that movie.

Was gonna go out dancing tonight but it’s too cold for that shit so gonna pop an edible, stay cozy and tune into The Decline and Fall of the American Empire™️.

Pam Bondi rot in hell challenge.

Wanna spend all day cuddling in bed. Who’s in?

V good.

Anyways I’m slowly using Instagram again… same username as here if you wanna add me.

It’s the arms for me.

‪Big “you can’t break up with me - I’m breaking up with you” energy.‬

They should pee in water bottles like Amazon employees had to.

The people who have seen Wicked: For Good and nothing else are going to be INSUFFERABLE.

The craziest thing about all this Greenland, Canada, Venezuela takeover talk from Trump is like dude, you can’t even take care of your own people how’re you gonna take care of whole other countries? Like people who can barely afford one child so they have two or three more.

Sorry to be crass but America… what the fuck?!?

Michael Rappaport taken down by the woke mob. #TraitorsUS

Why are the hot ones always the worst kissers? Present company excluded.

Anyone else have that experience of seeing an unrequited Grindr crush in the bathroom at a club and hearing their banal conversation and realizing looks aren’t everything?

Anyways I went to the gym today.

Guy at my gym right now looks like a hot/jacked Mikey Day.

Doing a Superstore rewatch and gosh this show is criminally underrated.

Made it home. 😘

Four favourite photos from my time in Montreal & Ottawa

I haven’t seen Heated Rivalry.

I’m on the bus for the next five hours please feel free to keep me company in the DMs or here:

Just imagining a world where Jinx Monsoon replaced Annaleigh Ashford in that recent Sweeney Todd.

Someone should write a paper based on the similarities and differences between Roy Cohn and Stephen Miller and their effects on Trump.

Oh hi.

Got to see my favourite team lose again last night but at least I had company this time.

So like governors, mayors… they seem to be doing better work - where is Congress and the Senate?

Why did no one tell me about Nick Suzuki? 🥵

Anyways I like hockey.

They’re really catering to fagg*ts these days with all the Heated Rivalry hype. @kevinddaly.bsky.social @tapeworthy.bsky.social @nathanmerch.bsky.social

Someone needs to write a think piece on the Bowen/Matt stuff falling in the same weekend as the Ian Katz thing. Very interesting to see who’s saying something, what they’re saying and who’s staying quiet. Anyways I love this platform because this is the place I can say this shit and be understood.

Someone needs to write a think piece on the Bowen/Matt stuff falling in the same weekend as the Ian Katz thing. Very interesting to see who’s saying something, what they’re saying and who’s staying quiet. Anyways I love this platform because this is the place I can say this shit and be understood.

Been in Montreal for four hours and apparently being on Grindr is a full time job here.

About yesterday.