#IVZ getting ready for a run #asx #stockmarket

Just got my #tax return. Very little back, but I spent it as fast as I could. So #ATO cannot ask for it back.

Instead of MEMOs, send MEMEs to your employees. Follow me for more business insights. #business #coaching #lifehacks

Ouchhhhh! #data #breach #origin

Tell us again how Aukus makes Australia safer? www.theaustralian.com.au/nation/defen...

#ANZ is probably one of the most shady banks of all times www.9news.com.au/finance/inte...

Just saw a bird flying backwards here in #Geelong #victoria #melbourne #wind #weather

I just came across my husband's Tinder profile and I'm so angry about his lies. He is not “fun to be around".

Fairies are the dodgiest mystical creatures. Sell a tooth? Could be $10 or 50c. Go to a ball? Your Uber turns into a pumpkin. Stay young forever? There’s probably a crocodile involved. #fairies #mystical

I haven’t touched AWS in ages, yet I still get a $0.00 bill every month, and somehow my heart skips a beat every… single… time.

The AWS outage today is a good reminder that there is no "cloud", there's just somebody else's computer.

#Gardening is one of the most ungrateful jobs ever. After 2 hours of work, my wife says "trimmed what?"

Nothing challenges our belief system more than spare parts after you finish assembling something.

The problem with the Samsung phones is the constant battle between Android's apps and Samsung's ones... one trying to take over the other

#IVZ getting ready for a run. #asx #stocks

One man's ceiling is another man's floor.

Real Estate has surpassed the weather as main topic discussed in #Melbourne #Victoria #Australia. #realestate #housing

The most useless checkbox of all times. #microsoft #outlook #stupid

AirBnB was good for about 5 minutes. Now it's more expensive than a hotel, more hassle and generally less convenient.

Pirating isn't theft if purchasing isn't ownership 🤸

Nothing more passive-aggressive than a "Friendly Reminder" email.

It's good that the govt is rolling out a robotax scheme to get old debts from individuals, that should fix things.... www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

#Melbourne, come on! I've already changed to summer bed sheets. #spring #weather

Tonight's Full moon from #Geelong #Victoria #Australia #nofilter

There it is

What a week, hey Captain?

If you think Chigurh in No Country for Old Man was intense, wait until you read about Milton Freedman and the Chicago Boys in The Shock Doctrine by Naomi Klein. #capitalism #horror

Nothing like a true spring day in Melbourne to get the birds and lawn mowers going. #melbourne #geelong #spring #vibes

I'm no longer an imposter. My AI agent is. #ai #agents #software #development #vibe #coding

#southern #cross #station staircase must be the worst structural design of all times. #melbourne #Australia #fail

#RBA only until they finish with their ballooned 1.2B renovations #reservebank #australia

#Melbourne handing out spring like Costco nibbles. Here’s a taste, now back to winter. #weather #spring

The umpires can't do enough for the #Cats #geelong #afl

Thursdays are not the new Friday when you have to carry your laptop around. 🙄 #thursday #new #friday

Wife has been away for only 24h and I'm already eating out of a yogurt tube... at work #single #lifestyle

Cheese doesn't go off. Just changes type. #cheese #goodForever

#Melbourne, it's #spring, please behave yourself accordingly.

#panadol #paracetamol #robertkennedyjr #rkj

Love the #news so much

#Optus is the #LNP of telcos. It's declining is unstoppable and sad. It just can't get its shit together.

#Melbourne has already "Turning into a nice day" 4 or 5 times today alone. #weather #4seasons

#Australia hear me out #renting #landlord #renters

Thanks God the umpires are there for the Cats. #geelong #hawthorn #cats # hawks

I've actually tried to buy from #Temu a few times. But I can never go past that spinning wheel

I don’t care when I die. As long as my myki is in negative balance I'll go in peace. #myki #melbourne #geelong #victoria

The visionary seat is safe. AI doesn’t crave bonuses, scandals, or corporate boxes at Coldplay (yet) #ai #ceo #visionary

"AI will replace all the CEO's jobs" - said am employee of a big company #ai #ceo #jobs

Sooo fucking good #trump #epstein #files

#NBN speed in #Geelong after the upgrade for #FTTP