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My scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet

I got up too fast from a nap while sick, blacked out mid-piss. Woke up 30 min later with my hand in the toilet. So I wash it and my hair is matted to my face. I had lifted up nose flesh from the toilet seat. I don't have insurance, so I poured in isopropyl and taped it back down. Still have the scar

we need more allies doing stuff like this instead of sharing screenshots of content by white supremacists

now that i’ve seen lord of the rings, i can truly appreciate all the memes

Made a lil steaky-boi tonight, with a blackberry demi-glace. My friend did the pasta! Steak was taking a cheap cut and turning it into something beautiful, namely, some chuck sirloin. 3 day cure with orange blossom honey, thyme, marjoram, salt, and msg. Demi was fully from scratch, took all day

Made a lil steaky-boi tonight, with a blackberry demi-glace. My friend did the pasta! Steak was taking a cheap cut and turning it into something beautiful, namely, some chuck sirloin. 3 day cure with orange blossom honey, thyme, marjoram, salt, and msg. Demi was fully from scratch, took all day

some kind of. pizza demon

OH GOD WHO GAVE HIM THAT

Made an elevated version of Cincinnati's chili over spaghetti because it's my friend's comfort food. Bison and wagyu, Irish whiskey, peaches, San Marzano tomatoes, espresso, and mint are the hallmarks of my chili. The pasta was boiled with herb de Provence and given imported Olive Oil

Yeah, you could say I like Outline In Color and Second Harbour. I also might be into alt music in general, possibly. Jury's still out.

This is what I'm referencing when I say "milf" cereal. All the semi sweet healthy ones the hot moms eat. Those are my favorite. Great Grains Cranberry Almond Crunch is my fav

Yesterday, I suddenly lost my son, Cabbage. Not fully sure yet what caused it, but will get results back Friday. He was in perfect health down to his pearly whites. He was the best cat according to everyone who ever met him. Friendly, patient, sweet. He'd sit in his chair for hours while I cooked

me as a bluesky therapist: have you ever played Warframe?

I'm already feeling this way about Bersaria, absolute dogwater entry and it's funny the two worst games are also the two that share a world but way apart.

Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.

These comics genuinely bring me so much joy with their style; a style evoking expressionism-meets-new-sincerity. It plays with usually strange concepts in a style guided by caricatures of people, with an emphasis on earnestness and heart.

I haven't posted a selfie in so long that my pfp is still black and grey hair. It's been bright indigo for some time now lol. I went to an upscale restaurant like the type I tend to work and got poisoned by their duck being too blue, so no emo show. But my fit was fuckin sick.

🍁; fall & spooky costumes ⊹ ˖ֹ [ #art #pokemon #illustration #cuteart ]

I can't decide if I like the Onimusha one or the Ōkami one more

This is what my abusive ex-boyfriend did. He would convince everyone he was incapable of lying due to autism.

I really love him so much

ok ok last muppet render for now 🐸

One of my least rational beliefs is that if you pull off a heist without hurting anyone or getting caught within a day, that's your stuff fair and square.

A part of my teenage self died when I found out that Chester passed away because this album was a major part of my life in the early 2000s. #LinkinPark #Synthwave #80s #Nostalgia

This fit definitely falls under Henchcore

I forgot to post sushi rolls I did the other night. Full details in alt text, but I made each of the ingredients myself

qtp with an album you'd rate a perfect 10/10

I was given gray reply if you want a color

Much like "crab", industrial music is constantly re-evolving from first principles basically anywhere where there's a bunch of metal and plastic laying about

"moby dick" is how fans shorten the title it's actualy mobile suit richard

Be honest with yourself… Twilight Princess is best Zelda and you know it

I made dragonfruit sauce for sushi that I am VERY pleased with. Since dragonfruit is very pretty but equally delicate in flavor, I added some mango to give it more punch

I haven't gotten to do much knifework since moving, but prepped some scallion threads last night for sushi today. They're just beautiful.

[to my plumber] you exist to profit from my misfortune.

I was too busy to be on here much yesterday, so here's some Cabbage for international cat day

nobody is scarier than a longtime reply guy who’s had you up on a pedestal after you fail a secret purity test he was running in his mind

No cheating, post your lock screen

First Game Boy commercial recreated with LEGO Game Boy

I know Ozzy died but I do not need to hear Crazy Train ever again in my fuckin life. Looking at you local radio stations.

Hey guys! Today is my B-DAY (36 already 🫠) so I would like to ask you for some reposts of this little sneak peek of my art! Thank you all!!! #illustration #art #fantasy #scify #warhammer #bloodborne #lordoftherings #doomthedarkages

Something I've wanted to make for a long time... #lowpoly #PSX #b3d #fanart

girl stepping around a bunch of puke in the parking lot: watch out friend walking behind her: oh gross me rolling my car window down and wiping my mouth: why did you share without crediting the artist

This is art