Artemis II at around 9pm tonight...

Leavenworth, KS

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Just going to leave this here.

Incredible

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Trump takes control of the Strait of Hormuz. 😂

BREAKING: For the first time ever, GasBuddy data showing average diesel prices have risen above $8 per gallon in San Francisco, CA- the first ever U.S. city to reach the $8 mark ever.

Also, the most distant plumber...

CHAPMAN! THROW THE FUCKING BALL!

Sir, a second bird is at the feeder

This anti-AI bs is really getting bad. AI is not going away like 3D HDTV or virtual reality. It is extremely useful in a lot of fields. Kids need to know when and when not to use it. They need to know how to check it. This is a very naive view...

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Iran Imposes New ‘Cash, Grass, Or Ass’ Fee For Strait Of Hormuz

You know what would be great? If I was not eligible for compensation, but companies did not fuck up in the first place!

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“We thought we had enough time to stop for a Cinnabon, but before we knew it, we were sprinting across the terminal in our space suits and the rocket had already fired up its thrusters to leave orbit,” said Cmdr. Reid Wiseman

Artemis II Mission Fails After Astronauts Miss Connection Rocket In Atlanta https://theonion.com/artemis-ii-mission-fails-after-astronauts-miss-connection-rocket-in-atlanta/

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This NASA audio is great! Fixed a toilet, troubleshooting Wi-Fi, and looking for pajamas.

Christina Koch: First Lunar Plumber.

"NASA MAKES WOMEN FIX THE TOILET!"

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Good one... youtu.be/NS9j5NFf-6s?...

MLB Umpires Replaced By Lawn Chair Representing Strike Zone

How nice of Chapman to allow Adames to get that last out.

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Wait... How could Speedy Oil Change lose the pitching change promotion?!

Some say Bailey is not a good hitter, however I believe it takes an exceptional talent to hit the pitchers glove.

Underground parking garages right next to large bodies of water is a brilliant idea.

“While I will soon appear once more upon the earthly realm, My sole focus during this Second Coming will be various woodworking projects and not the establishment of a messianic kingdom,” said Christ, the Light of the World

This anti-war PSA that aired during the Vietnam War. Its message is sadly still very relevant today.

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I have a modest proposal. Send ICE to Iran.

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The four types of children (wrong answers only) Stapler eaters Paperclip eaters Glue eaters Paste eaters

The FAA says its investigation of the incident involving United flight 589 and a US Army Black Hawk will also include “whether a new measure to suspend the use of visual separation between airplanes and helicopters was applied.” www.flightradar24.com/blog/aviatio...

The FAA is investigating an incident on Tuesday evening that resulted in a TCAS RA for UA589 as it was on approach to SNA. A US Army Blackhawk crossed in front of the United 737. At 03:40:35, the aircraft were 525 ft apart vertically & 1,422 ft laterally. www.flightradar24.com/multiview/20...

What is cursive? WHAT IS A CHECK??

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🤖 SFGiants Congratulations to Logan Webb on reaching 1⃣0⃣0⃣0⃣ @MLB strikeouts

Hat trick for Arson Judge...and the night is young.

A @caltrain.com just arrived in SF, it was PACKED. Took a good 10 minutes to unload, entire platform was solid with people.

Harry Potter tattoo regret rate is an order of magnitude higher than regret for Gender Reassignment Surgery and yet no one has been brave enough to suggest we legislate Harry Potter tattoos.

Economists Warn That Even Their Friend’s Son Who Went To Business School Can’t Find A Job http://theonion.com/economists-warn-that-even-their-friends-son-who-went-to-business-school-cant-find-a-job/

146 workers died in the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory fire on this day in 1911. The bosses responsible were never held accountable for the awful working conditions that sparked the blaze. Remember this today as politicians and their corporate backers attack workplace safety.

Saying The Quiet Part Out Loud Dept.-Kinda sounds like he's admitting he interfered in the election with VERY specific statistics. I quit Twitter because he bought it, way before his confession he stole the election for the Orange Atrocity. 🍊💩 Now I'm SURE I made the right decision! 👍