Who among us can cook lentils without listening to UK Hun? #bimini

I think my lake tiers would be duct tape -> wd-40 -> jb weld -> 3d printed -> machined

For this week's #TidyTuesday, rainfall from 12 UK weather stations 2012-2024. I’ve been wanting to try the idea of using letter heights to show data for some time, now possible thanks to {flexfont} by @coolbutuseless.fosstodon.org.ap.brid.gy Code: github.com/gkaramanis/t... #RStats #dataviz

Bike bouquet Sunday

somewhere in portland, there's one person, or a small handful of people, who came up with the inflatable costume idea, and I feel like they deserve our immense respect for defining the obvious developing aesthetic of the contemporary battle against fascism

I miss the days when getting iced was just a peer pressure ritual around insipid malt beverage

it just hits different

@ whoever tossed gross rottable *whatever that was* into my recycling bin before I returned it to the garage

Personal style goals+inspo:

That's some well treated anxiety you've got there, it'd be a shame if something were to happen to it... like say trying to color match the white ceiling paint in your old house

Bike bouquet Sunday

Huge PSA: framed art cat beds are a thing, and you can just swap out the art to make it into the best wedding photo display of all time

Let me post a *non*-subskeet for once... We made a thing! discuss.python.org/t/pep-810-ex... #Python #PEP

Spooky Season 🤝 Soup Season

today is the last day for AOL dial-up. 90s kid chris can finally sign off. he's now free to roam the earth offline *extremely aol voice*: goodbye youtu.be/F2Z2CklSxM0?...

Anyone else on the N Muni that roller coaster exited at Duboce and Noe today and couldn't stop for a few blocks?

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

Shakey quakey wakey

Bike bouquet Sunday!

Question of the morning is if I should make a shrub with this or just turn the Shiso in my ume up to 11?

Feeling solidarity with Jimmy Kimmel, who once aired this awesome video (cited in my book) making fun of liberals at an LA farmers market who all agreed that GMO’s were awful, and also that they didn’t know what GMO’s were. Groupthink of all kinds is bad: m.youtube.com/watch?v=EzEr...

lately when i’m feeling hopeless i just think of the Katamari cat wearing scuba gear. if she can survive in an inhospitable environment then so can i

special shoutout to the boomer parents all my genx and elder millennial friends are being drained by as they age especially ungraciously

treating accommodations as weakness is a gun you will inevitably shoot at your own foot

Why yes Apple Watch and Oura ring, my heart rate has elevated suddenly without increased activity. I'll take that moment for mindfulness when there's less than a whole colony of ants claiming my desk as their new home.

the wreath I made this weekend is now giving a a slightly threatening organically grown Oscar the Grouch vibe

When I confront someone I know about AI slop...she recognizes that it is slop. She does not take it down. Because she does not care what the reality is. She cares that it matches her feelings. brookshire-team-trash.beehiiv.com/p/people-kno...

long week Friday vibes

a coworker just pronounced “yaml” (file format) as “why-mull” wtf

my boomer mother uses 'thot' in place of 'thought' in texts now it's been going on too long to intervene

I just had to check it for myself: the NYT truly only compressed Mamdani to fit into the mobile version, and none of the others. 📊 #dataviz No matter the technical explanation, the could and should have been avoided.

Planning on going out with @alexmorgan.bsky.social and doing lots of shots* this Friday evening! * Covid and flu vaccines

Today's bike bouquet Sunday features me accidentally duplicating my CSA order

Portland policies

elder care may be the thing that finally drives me to set up a discord

Salt and Straw is the Cinnabon of Portland

Portland gonna Portland

needs a repost

merch idea for white ladies to express solidarity: "anti karen karen club"

This is funny because it’s objectively true and so many people are like “how dare you!” I live next to Golden Gate Park, and it’s gotten immeasurably *better* as we’ve allowed more food trucks, beer gardens, and other kiosks to flourish!

I'm sorry, but I need you to see this rock that looks like a sandwich that I just found on Instagram.

Goodnight internet, goodnight moon, goodnight Idiocracy I hope hits the credits soon 🤞🌗✨

It's like the world forgot the Google Glass at the yoga studio phase we all had to deal with... oh wait... that's also when Facebook employees openly discussed stalking their exes to be overheard in cafes in Palo Alto so clearly we can rely on the good judgment of others to keep folks safe

Head cold: you're very very tired Me: ok nap time Head cold: nope, I don't think sleep is for you

I can't hear Outside Lands music but I can hear the foghorns - bring layers folks!

data quality slogan: "there's a WAP for that" #dataBS

I love living near vibrant urban nature and events but I legitimately forgot how little I enjoy jam bands

Crab CAKES

Husband: *makes shai-hulud / sarlacc joke* Me: sure and kyber crystals are just really compact spice Husband, incredulously: you know about kyber crystals?!

I find myself wanting to explain that our office does not have a rat problem... yet somehow that only makes it more suspect