Kimmel: When Colbert's final show ends, turn off CBS and never turn it on again.

Fair warning, this may be an extended Ravi thread 🧵 😊 I walked up to the fence after I thought I saw Ravi hop down from the wood fence. Wondering if he was walking along the backside of the fence. All of a sudden, about 3 feet away - Hi Ravi!! Hopped into the yard towards the snack table. 🪶

I have a big old supply of popcorn for watching Republican Thomas Massie go after trump, now that he's been kicked to the curb for forcing the Epstein files release. You can do a lot of damage in 7 months.😃🍿

Minnesota is doing what the feds won't: holding ICE accountable www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

Your Thursday reminder: Release the EPSTEIN FILES! Release the EPSTEIN FILES! Release the EPSTEIN FILES! Release the EPSTEIN FILES! Release the EPSTEIN FILES!

100 CC THE BLACK MADONNA CC BLACK LEMBA HEBREW DNA HH WAS A NAZI DREG BYE MF

Go NYC! gothamist.com/news/finding...

Poor Coke Junior! Shitler’s blowing off his wedding to play golf - despite the free coke favors.

Among the Jan 6ers eager to get in line for $1.8 billion in government money: a sex offender who bear-sprayed cops www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202... @merylkornfield.bsky.social

Thomas Massie stood up to Trump in hopes of getting all of the Epstein Files released, while also defending the victims. Tonight Republicans stripped him of his Congressional seat. Do we really need any more proof of just how morally corrupt that party has become? apnews.com/article/mass...

Joshua Hefner, a MAGAt TikTok influencer and part-time cafeteria and playground assistant at Dixieland Elementary School, was taken into custody after authorities found CSAM on electronic devices in his home. #ProudBlue #MAGAtPedo #GOPedophiles #RAPEpublicans kmph.com/news/local/m...

Why this GOP Congress sucks...

The complete imbalance of wealth is sickening 😡 #TaxTheRich #CloseTheLoopholes

Whether or not officials are charges (and they should be), or if the warehouses ever get used for ICE (maybe not) the companies named in the video have already fleeced the American public out of tens of millions of dollars in overpayments and should be fined in my opinion. What do you think?

me: dems need to get ahead of this data center thing aoc: its handled.

💥 Kyle Kulinski on Trump: “He’s dropping bombs and manipulating the oil market to make money as he’s murdering little schoolgirls. The amount of corruption is so overwhelming.” @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social

TODAY: CRIME OF THE CENTURY OF THE MONTH: The IRS opposed the $1.8B slush fund, Cassidy flips and votes with dems on war powers resolution, and Trump pressures Thune to fire the parliamentarian blocking his $1B ballroom fund. Free to listen and subscribe: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

Absolute fucking morons who upturned my life for no reason. They will see justice.

FUCK ICE NOW AND FOREVER

We are a shit hole country existing only to serve and enrich .01% of the population at the expense of 99.9% of us. Cue the pitchforks and torches, we need to tear down the castles.

Burning Down the House @stardustbluepr.com / @moberzan.bsky.social @mrsdeborahlynn.bsky.social @unauthorizedbeast.bsky.social @bluestormcomin1.bsky.social @beachlifeforever.bsky.social @stegenmodem.bsky.social @piperformissouri.bsky.social @fpwellman.bsky.social @iquitcigs.bsky.social

This is on Trump, Musk and RFK who gutted our public health and international aid infrastructure

siKKK mfer.

GET HELP YOU SICK BASTARDS!! It’s become painfully obvious that to declare yourself a Republican means you’re ALSO declaring yourself to be an,, ABUSER of GIRLS,, WOMEN and,, ALL CHILDREN. Bust mostly A DISGUSTING CRETIN!!

Exactly. #EpsteinFiles #EpsteinClass

If there is a Turtle Hell, count on Mich to slowly burn there.

Or as my KY born and bred Papaw always referred to him: That sonofabitch Mitch McConnell.

I believed Anita Hill then, and I believe her now. Thomas is scum and his wife, GINNI, who worked for the Heritage Foundation is no better.

The Republican Party is GUTTING voting rights and SUSPENDING elections. This is how democracies collapse — when people tune out while those in power rig the system in plain sight.

OMFG! WHO THE FUCK DO THEY THINK THEY ARE? THIS LUNATIC SHOULD GO TO JAIL!!!!!

Rolling Stone: Trump is compelling the DOJ to redirect taxpayer money to his most fervent supporters. This slush fund will set off a cash grab among MAGA lawyers and be used to reward partisan fanatics who attacked the U.S. Capitol and police officers on his behalf. #ProudBlue #Pinks #SheShed

Accurate as fuck:

🚨BREAKING: On behalf of the Wisconsin Alliance for Retired Americans and Forward Latino, my law firm won our latest DOJ voter file case. We are 7-0. DOJ is 0-8. Not tired of winning! www.democracydocket.com/cases/wiscon...

John Cornyn is running scared in Texas after losing Chump’s endorsement. Reminding Texans that the Republican Primary winner always wins in November since 1994. #TexansWillMakeHistoryInNovember #JamesTalarico

That fucking senator voted to confirm Batshit Bobby, Kashew Patel, Pete Hegseth, and all the other clowns who were chosen by Agent Orange to ensure that none of them had the balls to ever defy him.

As Massie said in his concession speech: I still have seven more months in Congress. Trump is picking candidates that are too extreme for the general election. I look forward to seeing how Senators Cassidy, Cornyn and Tillis will vote, lol.

“Oh no, our majority!” Yes, that’s their concern. Not that King FatAss McChildFucker started ANOTHER war in the Middle East. Not that people are being kidnapped in the streets. Not that they’ve literally brought back Nazis It’s the GOP majority they’re concerned for. Fuck these people.

Felt sure Blanche would rub the high and mighty the wrong way, dare say the meeting was "contentious", translation the yelling could be heard down the hall and beyond. I love it, and Todd ain't god.

Like that old saying…

Yep he said it..

Another Democratric ad that just wrote itself.

Shout out to Jasmine Crockett. 👇

Jan. 13, 2021: “No excuses. No exceptions...Those who engaged in the attacks last week will be brought to justice.” 2025: pardoned Jan. 6 defendants. DOJ in 2026: opened a “weaponization” fund they can apply to. Rule of law stops being the rule of law when it’s enforced only against his enemies.

Mayor Mamdani Keeps Up The Wins For New Yorkers,And He Just Keeps Getting Better.......👏🏻

An ancient Greek silver coin depicting a bee! 🐝 😍 Minted in Ephesus, 390-380 BC. Photo Getty Museum #Archaeology

🤬💯👍