The DOJ elves certainly are busy tonight, getting everything ready for tomorrow! #EpsteinFiles #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice #Redactions #CoverUp

🚨BREAKING🚨 Reason for Trump’s address to nation revealed: he will preempt tonight’s finale to award himself the Survivor Peace Prize ™ and claim the title of Sole Survivor ™ for himself. #Survivor49 #Survivor #PeacePrize

Did you have fun at your little party today, Donald? 🤣🤣🤣 #EmperorZero ™ #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #TrumpIsAClown #TrumpIsAChild #SleepyDon #FIFAWorldCup #FIFAWorldCup2026draw #FIFAWorldCup2026

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Really great…

Always remember… If the Epstein files didn’t implicate Donald Trump for numerous crimes, they’d have already been released in hard cover, paperback, special edition vinyl LPs, and Blu-Ray DVD including director’s cut, outtakes, and blooper reel. 🤗 #EpsteinFiles #TrumpIsGuilty

The First Amendment is dying while the Second Amendment is killing us.

Note to Victor Manuel Rivas, referee in tonight’s Dallas-Austin MLS game: YOU DON’T NEED TO BLOW YOUR WHISTLE 10 TIMES DURING EVERY STOPPAGE IN PLAY! We see you. We hear you. We’re very impressed. NOW SHUT UP!!! Thank you for your attention to this matter.

I thought the Constitution was a thing… 🧐🤷🏻‍♀️🦁 #HeJustCantWaitToBeKing #parody

I don’t believe the economists, I believe Donald. I don’t believe the doctors, I believe Donald. I don’t believe the climatologists, I believe Donald. I don’t believe the intelligence community, I believe Donald. I don’t believe the sexual assault victims, I believe Donald.

Will everyone quit and roll over? The law firms, media companies, universities, government employees. Will you all cling to what you have and hope you can just ride it out, Republic be damned? Shame on all of you who don’t stand up, just remember we will never forget.

Knives are out, Donald. 🤗 #TrumpEpsteinCoverUp #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice #25thAmendment

More news about Strokey and the Bandit.

Those we’ve loved are never really gone. 🤗

Barry Magalow 😆😆😆

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Crashing on a MAGA bridge party! Happy Holidays! 🌈💓 Please share my art so I can do more 💙🦅 No Political Violence 💙 Support me at robbyroadsteamer.com 💙

Re-upping for no particular reason. (And please ignore the typo. 🤦‍♂️)

All I wanted to do this evening was watch the latest episode of “Welcome to Wrexham”, but now I have to tune in and listen to President No New Wars say that he hasn’t gotten us into a new war despite very clearly getting us into a new war. 🤗 #Iran #Trump #NoNewWars

Maybe next time don’t let Donald “help” plumb the flagpole? 😬 #DonaldTrump #Flagpole

How I look through the glass at the salad bar when the pudding’s all gone

Caves are weird. I bet there’s a lot of weird animals and plants and fungi doing weird stuff in caves that we don’t know about, or even WANT to know about.

Trump bragged about spending $1B bombing Houthis while getting Reaper drones shot down and losing two fighter jets to the bottom of the Red Sea while accomplishing nothing and leaking it in Signal, while “you don’t have the cards” Zelensky wipes out 40 bombers deep inside Russia.

@gordonkeith.bsky.social Gordo! There’s white smoke billowing from the chimney of Michael Angelo’s sixteenth chapel. You know what this means…The conclave is CLOSED!

I am not happy with the Mongol strikes on YEHULING. Not necessary, and very bad timing. Genghis, STOP! 5000 soldiers a week are dying. Let’s get a Peace Deal DONE! 🤗

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Pumped By Trump!⛽️⛽️

Hey MAGA, If your 401k was down 18% since Trump took office, but tonight it’s only down 12%, that doesn’t mean he earned 6% for you. 🤗

Why haven’t we heard about Donald’s 24th - and totally legit - club championship yet today? #TrumpCheats #TrumpTariffs #TrumpDoesntCare #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice

Remember that time the stock market dipped, before bouncing back the very next day, and MAGA threw a shit fit, blaming Harris for wrecking the economy? They’re awfully quiet today, aren’t they?

Last year I had a 401k. Today it’s a 340k. 🤗💸 #TrumpCrash #TrumpEconomy #TrumpTarriffs #TrumpRecession

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@tweetgrubes.bsky.social I heard someone say “conundrum” 30 minutes ago, and since then I’ve been repeating it to myself in your devil voice, complete with the laugh punctuator. Just thought you should know. 🤷‍♂️ 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹

Everything Trump’s doing - DOGE layoffs, crashing the markets, abandoning Europe, and soon to be investigations into his opponents - is designed to provoke another round of nationwide protests, but unlike the BLM summer, this time he’ll declare martial law to quash them and cancel elections.

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Glad to see @mfollowill.bsky.social calling FC Dallas’ season opener tonight. Dear MLS and AppleTV: 1. Get a Bluesky account. 2. Give us the same announcers each week, preferably those who called out games for years. Thanks. 🤗

45 years ago, team USA defeated the Soviets. Last night, Canada did. 🤗 #FourNations #Hockey

What sort of witchcraft is this?! 🧙‍♀️

Not a bad idea.

Gary always has the best words…🙏

Skunk! 😂 Sound on

I’m just watching for the commercials. 🧐

1,461 days until Donald Trump attempts to illegally remain President with the help of seditious traitors he freed only hours after taking the Oath of Office and swearing to uphold the Constitution. 🤗 #Trump #Traitor #Inauguration #Sedition

I’m behind on the inauguration coverage, but the split-screen juxtaposition of the Bidens arriving at Andrews to heartfelt handshakes and hugs from military personnel as Trump rasps and rambles his way through a “speech” of myriad lies and grievances is…something. 😕