Me when I heard No Scrubs playing in the grocery store

Gov. Mills showed precisely the sort of integrity in the face of political pressure that the majority of the party currently lacks. More importantly, she did so extemporaneously and without hesitation from a purple state where this isn't a universally popular position. www.maine.gov/governor/mil...

My Monday emails: “Good morning, happy Monday! I’m just following up on this email…” 🙃

Trying to get into shoes and everything I like is only available on Stockx and GOAT 😔 I just want to go grab them at the store

When did Ozempic get commercials?!

I don't know who is having a worse night, Mahomes or Drake

"The revolution about to be televised you picked the right time but the wrong guy" KENDRICK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 #superbowl

Rewatching sex in the city in my 30’s is wild. Such a different perspective.

😂😂😂😂😂 Fuck Mitch McConnell

Happy: Black history Black present Black future Black love Black joy Black health Black healing Black people Black community Black family Black kids Black culture Black creativity Black ingenuity Black legacy Black innovation Black liberation Black resistance Black existence ...month🖤

I’m so grateful to be sworn in for a second term in Texas 30! Thank you to the nearly 1,000 friends, family, constituents, and elected officials who joined me for Tuesday’s swearing-in. I’m honored by your support and will keep fighting for Texas 30.

Updated DEI list of companies committed to DEI Costco, Meijer,Kroger,Giant Grocery,Ben & Jerry’s,Ulta,Macy’s, Old Navy,Nordstrom’s,TJ Maxx,GoTo Foods (includes Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon, and more…),Dollar Tree, Walgreens, Wegmans (for those on the east coast)

I never buy Oreos because then I'll eat the Oreos, so instead I look in my pantry every day and I'm disappointed that I don't have any Oreos. ~a tragic personal memoir

Im scared. I can admit that.

Snoop Dogg is a notorious fence straddler. He did it with Tupac and the whole east coast west coast thing, the kdot drake beef, now this. I’m not even surprised. If you can throw some money at snoop you got his ass lol

My Shaylaaaaaa! #tiktokban

fuck trump fuck elon fuck mark

We definitely in a Black Mirror episode

I’m doing it all this year! Y’all said blow cinnamon out the front door right? 👀 #NYE

This year has taught me who is in my community and who is NOT.

BREAKING: The biggest strike against Amazon in U.S. history is happening right now. The Teamsters are picketing facilities across the country. The union has organized workers at 10 Amazon locations AND they're putting up picket lines at hundreds of other Amazon sites nationwide.

I gotta tell y’all about my dog because I’m fighting for my life!

Nobody has ever dropped a more fire comeback than, “The bar is so low it’s a tripping hazard in hell, and yet here you are limbo dancing with the devil.”

Please and thank you ❤️💛❤️💛❤️💛

Me receiving tea I already know, but trying to act like this is brand new information. While inside I'm......😂💀

Watching the Ultimatum and here’s what I see… y’all don’t like your partners! You’re not friends fr and it shows.

Y’all saw this Girls Gone Wild documentary?!

Wake and bake, dominos, and coffee 🥰

Now I remember why I don’t go to the movies. Why is it 10 mf degrees in here?!

I’m here. Don’t ask for shit else!

MUSTARDDDDDD #blacksky

I’m having a hard time justifying my online trainer when AI exists.

Why is my office packed before the holiday?! Y’all don’t have PTO?

I live 12 min away from work and it takes me an hour to get home. Dallas traffic is unreal

the " I " before " love you " MATTERS !!

And if they are raping turkeys, just imagine what they do at these other plants 😖

Unless I see, "was $8,100 now $18.10"... I'm not interested in no black Friday sale

But daddy I love him 😫

Nightmare before Christmas is a dual purpose movie for Halloween and Christmas

I really be tired of making the effort.

Dallas went from 70 to 30 degrees in 24 hrs 🙃

Since when do keyboards have channels?! I sat in my office like a boomer for an hour trying to figure out why my keyboard wasn’t working 🥴

Keke had Shannon giggling 🤭

Keke Palmer’s intro on Club Shay Shay 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 yaaasssss!!!!! An icon!

TikTok DJ’s should do a “silent live” every now and then for folks who just want good transitions and vibes. Talking so much idk what song is playing 🙄

So they playing mid blizzard?!

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Baby I. Banger