For the first time in 165 years, a sitting president is going to put his own signature on new US currency. You will never guess who pissed on another American tradition and custom.

Please hug your pets for me. We just said goodbye to our Very Good Boy.

I do not have a cat, but I have noticed that people talk to their cats in one of three ways: 1. "Baby Boy" 2. "Distinguished Gentleman" 3. "My roommate Mark" Any cat owners care to explain this phenomenon to me? I am fascinated and confused

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? Why is this not The Onion?

When movies were shot on physical film, the film was measured in feet. This is why any recorded thing is now called ‘footage.'

Night sky on Mars

please take a few minutes and watch this. I promise you will not regret it. because OMG. 😆

We’re at the “sending Trump presents in order to flatter him” stage of the war

Another great hire by @meidastouch.com

'Hope no one needs an MRI': Trump gets warning he may have sparked unexpected disaster

Alex Ovechkin names the three forwards, two defensemen, and the goaltender that he believes are the best Capitals he’s ever played with

just a breathtaking self-own here from Ted Cruz

And of course, the Senate confirmed him.

7 years ago, we learned about Bob Mueller’s conclusions. Today, there are a lot of posts on social media claiming it was a farce, or worse, a fraud. But those posts are disinformation. Here is the actual information, with links for those who want to do a deep dive. open.substack.com/pub/joycevan...

This is so gross.

WOW.

Punchbowl confirms what I suspected in a post last night. Thune reached a deal with Dems to fund DHS except for ICE and Trump rejected it. DONALD TRUMP is to blame for airport chaos - not Democrats.

My family of origin is problematic. Mom is 94. Sometimes I think I’m the only sibling that is looking at that fact with any level of clarity.

dear god in heaven 😵

I did not know this. Loved Hogan’s Heroes.

We polled people who support Trump and the results are in: 100% support of Donald Trump.

The battle for Iwo Jima resulted in over 26,000 US casualties, making it one of the bloodiest Marine actions in history.

50 years ago today, @markhamillofficial.bsky.social was preparing to film his first scene in a small film called Star Wars. Before the first lines were spoken, this photo was taken in... a galaxy far far away.

Sure. Thats exactly what TSA Agents do. Perfect.

Holy shit we might have a cure for sickle cell anemia

As a Marine platoon leader in Vietnam, Mueller was shot and later returned to lead his platoon after his recovery. He received a Bronze Star for valor, a Purple Heart, 2 Navy/Marine Commendation medals, Republican of Vietnam Cross of Valor, and numerous other medals.

If you take out the first sentence of the post he has written his own epitaph.

The wrong guy died today.

"To love someone is to strive to accept that person exactly the way he or she is, right here and now." - Fred Rogers In loving memory of the beloved and forever impactful Emmy/Grammy-winning television icon, minister, advocate, and pillar of true human decency on his 98th birthday.

Timeline cleanse…

Trump literally just claimed on live TV that CNN released a poll showing his approval rating is at 100%. He says they've never seen a poll like that before. The absolute delusion is staggering. Care to comment CNN? #cdnpoli

Ryan Leonard becomes the first Capitals rookie to score 15 goals in a season since Alex Ovechkin

We did this with tariffs. Now we’re doing this with war. And some insiders are making a fortune off the chaos.

Background: ordered a dryer for my mom's house where my older sister lives (sis didn't want to deal with it) BTW, the purchase took FIVE MINUTES. Dryer delivered yesterday. Installation guys tested it and it ran, BUT today sis was trying to use it and while it runs it won't DRY. She texted me. 1/

Burrowing Owl on the ground making sure visitors read the sign!!! #birdoftheday birds on the ground photo by David Chernoff

More corruption in plain sight.

I have learned something new. (I think this means I'm done for the day... ?)

I will never use AI to write anything. Even if it weren't ethically dubious, using AI to write is like having a robot do the reps during weight lifting. Your writing skills will deteriorate. Your voice will atrophy. I genuinely don't understand why any writer would do it. Makes no sense.

no.

Least aware religious fanatic I’ve ever seen.

US National Debt hit $37 trillion in August. Then $38 trillion in October. Now $39 trillion in March.

"It is not the intelligence community's responsibility to determine what is and isn't an imminent threat" holy hell that's a hell of a thing for the DNI to say

MAGA-supporter Kid Rock is blasting Trump's Department of Justice for gutting an antitrust case against Ticketmaster and its parent company Live Nation — a move that exposes the hypocrisy at the heart of the administration's anti-monopoly rhetoric.

DO NOT PUSH. WE HAVE NOT YET SEEN YOUR IDENTIFICATION. YOU ARE NOT PERMITTED TO BIRTH THAT CHILD. 🙄

May you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you're dead.

They will be hovering several inches above the ground.

cat for sale

😕🤷🏼

I’m low key astonished by the number of finance experts that didn’t anticipate problems with the Strait of Hormuz. Did they really trust Trump and Hegseth knew what they were doing? Did they take for granted all the usual experts that Trump fired? Didn’t most of us see this coming?