I like my president to look like he's alive.

BREAKING: The judge in the $1.7B slush fund suit has dismissed the case, but she says THERE IS NO SETTLEMENT OF RECORD. As I said earlier, the media must stop reporting that this slush fund is a settlement. It's just plain THEFT. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

In 1952, Richard Nixon's career was nearly derailed by revelations that he had access to a slush fund of $18,000 -- less than a quarter million today." People used to give a shit about that kind of thing, you see.

This is insane. The terms of DOJ's slush fund appear to transfer control of $1.8 billion beyond US government entirely. Unless I'm misreading this, that would circumvent Congress *entirely* and put the money outside of *any* constitutional and/or legal constraints ofany kind. Straight up theft.

Weird. I totally agree with this.

It’s VERY IMPORTANT that corporate media NOT frame this as a judicial settlement. Trump DROPPED the suit this morning. There is no lawsuit, and therefore, no settlement. you can’t settle a suit that doesn’t exist. This is just pure theft.

Also fuck Mike Johnson for saying politicians can't survive off $175k salaries but they expect citizens to live off $40k or $7.25 an hour. Fuck all the way off

Oh for fucks sake. The idea that Cuba would be preparing to attack the US?

I swear getting older means slowly adding more and more steps to your nighttime routine like it’s a video game where it gets slightly more complicated on each level. I have reached level sill bonnet.

This was more important than the American people.

ABSOLUTELY NOT.

Short thread but I 100% agree with it. Sexual harassment by a person in power shows that person is an abuser of power.

Chinese newspaper cartoon (Today... 😂 )

Truly astounding that no news folks punch back at Trump reps like this.

MAGA seems to deny women positions of power but then invite wife/girlfriend to confidential/important meetings. Which is so weird I have trouble coming up with ANY explanation that makes the least bit of sense. Melania led a UN meeting Hegseth brought his wife to meetings And now this

MS NOW's Jen Psaki used her Friday night show to fact-check Eric Trump in real time after the president's son threatened to sue her and the network over coverage of his business ties during Donald Trump's state visit to China.

For the umpteenth time: The most corrupt president in American history.

Dog’s reaction when he realizes his sister was adopted into the same home. Original post

🗣️ LOUDER PLEASE.

About fucking time.

The verb “beclown” never ceases to amuse me.

2026

What the cinnamon toast clusterfuck of bats does any of this mean?

Sure he was, dude. What a pathetic loser.

One of the VERY FIRST things done after the Constitutional Convention in 1787 was to have the text of the new Constitution translated into Dutch and German, which were at the time the two largest non-English language spoken in the United States. Here's the National Archives making this point:

“We live in a homophobic society…if you think there are not more gay players in the NFL, Major League Baseball, and the NBA, you’re just stupid” - Charles Barkley saying the quiet part out loud. I fuckin cried. god bless him and Jason Collins.

Dr. Sonya Sloan and Dr. Haydée Brown warn the Trump administration is “burying the evidence.” 1,800+ measles cases already in 2026. Reports say the FDA blocked studies showing COVID-19 and shingles vaccines are safe. “If the science exposes the truth, block it.”

OH DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN 😍

BURGUM: When the sun goes down, solar produces zero electricity HUFFMAN: I want to enter into the record this amazing new technology that apparently the secretary is unaware of -- it's a battery

bring your kid to work day

“The Reflecting Pools in Washington, D.C. were designed for one purpose: reflection. They are supposed to mirror the beauty, dignity, and symbolism of the monuments around them. They were never intended to look like a chlorinated Olympic swimming pool where you can count pennies on the bottom.”

Trump on Iran War: Reporter: What extent are Americans’ financial situation motivating you to make a deal? Trump: Not even a little bit. I don't think about Americans’ financial situation

Hold on let me get my Emergency Gosling Stairs out of my car 😂 ♥️ TT: potterhuahua - Vancouver, BC🇨🇦

CLASS vs ASS...

Roe V. Wade

How did I never realize that zebra ears are ROUND?! 😍

I… I mean what… Speechless

Garish, tacky, ugly. (The reflecting pool, too, not just the guy who did it.)

it’s pretty wild how american evangelical christianity has abandoned even the pretense of the christianity part

Delivery People and their Dog Friends 🩷

MAGA pastors and rabbis dedicate golden Trump idol

I still love the theory a Year 6 child proposed to me that David Attenborough is actually God and he got fed up with people not noticing the amazing things he'd created, so he made documentaries to show off.

Zelensky issued an official presidential decree authorizing Russia to hold its Victory Day parade in Moscow tomorrow. He included the exact coordinates of Red Square. That's it. A+ trolling.

Hey, Virginia: Here's what we have to do now... WIN THE WHOLE FUCKING THING. www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMJr...

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.

Buttiigieg: "Look, when you are this deep into your second year, if your reflex is to still be trying to blame the previous administration, it really shows that you are out of ideas, out of solutions, and unwilling to take ownership of your own choices."

"Pooh looked at his two paws. He knew that one of them was the right, and he knew that when you had decided which one of them was the right, then the other one was the left, but he never could remember how to begin." ~ A. A. Milne

Same energy: