I’ll just snuggle in 😊

Agreed.

Of all of the things that never happened, this never happened the most.

Nor will anyone who has actually read the Declaration of Independence.

FYI the music in this is Chester. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chester...

My mom is mad at my dad because a feral peacock keeps coming to their house and staring through the glass door into the kitchen and it turns out it's because my dad has been secretly feeding it

My kid just landed his first Union gig (backstage theater stuff) and I’m so proud!!

If you're an FBI analyst surging to Atlanta to review records, reach out to me. I'll keep you anonymous. Signal in bio. Please share this post widely.

Unreal.

Looking forward to having those Grand Jury transcripts scrutinized by the judge…

So here’s my plan: Have a BELATED celebration put in by America250 as originally planned in summer 2029.

I feel like there's not enough of a big deal about how Trump ASKED THEM FOR THE PLANE. And we don't know if it was, "Hey, can I use your plane?" or "Hey, nice plane you've got there. I've always wanted a plane like that. Wonder if you'd mind letting me have it?"

Today's NYT jobs report coverage (left) compared to exactly 2 years ago under Biden (right). Notice the numbers.

Our NOW LAWS??? Where the fuck has this guy been for the last 250 years?

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This sounds a lot like don’t let Ovi hang out in his office.

really cannot be emphasized enough that the drafters of the birthright clause very much considered cases analogous to undocumented immigrants and *included them too*

TFG took the oath of office ("I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.") and then signed an EO in opposition to the Constitution.

So if I pay for health insurance, but never use said health insurance, so said health insurance company keeps my money without having to pay any doctors, I am… (checks notes)… committing fraud against the insurance company. Gotcha.

If only.

NEWS: The U.S. Supreme Court has DECLINED to hear Trump’s appeal of the $5 million sexual abuse and defamation verdict won by E. Jean Carroll in 2023.

As reporting increasingly suggests that the U.S. federal aid cuts spearheaded by Elon Musk last year have led to preventable deaths abroad, the Tesla CEO issued his critics a challenge to “cite a single name of someone who died,” but grew notably silent after being given countless examples.

NOBLES: Just give me one example of where there was some level of fraud that the SAVE America Act would've prevented that would've altered an election ROGER MARSHALL: Yeah Ryan, I guess we just look at this differently

“When did Fox become a tabloid? Are you even a real news organization?” Amazing

By far the most important takeaway from Scotland at the World Cup is not our poor performance but the worldwide cultural impact of the Tartan Army. Indeed, to see the English-created tropes and stereotypes obliterated forever has been beyond joyous. So to England, WM and the BBC, GIRFUY.

Holy shit.

Love this guy.

I cannot freaking stand how cute this is.

I swear, within days after inauguration the next President MUST hold speech (fireside chat?) to address the nation that says, 1/202025 the national debt was X; today it is Y. Inflation was A; now it is B. Etc. 1/

What the actual fuck how is this real life?

At what point does the firing become so blatant that they have to admit it’s no longer a ceasefire?

Awwww damn.

Tell me again about all the violent rhetoric from the left.

cc: Stephen Miller

Thank you.

Meanwhile, here’s how Ohio’s governor, a Republican, responded to today’s decision.

These people are so full of shit.

JFC Medicaid is not “giving people money.” Health care is not cash. You can’t use Medicaid to go bowling rather than to the doctor

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I have the best job/boss possible. Like ridiculous. And with his blessing I just put an order in for an office expense (ultra wide monitor) so extravagant that I feel physically ill.

The cognitive dissonance. It burns.

First Trump said the ballroom would cost $200 million & he was paying. Then he said $250 M & donors would pay. Then $300 M. Then $350 M. Then $400 M. Now it’s at $600 M with $300 M from taxpayers. And counting.

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One week and counting...

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JD Vance one year ago today: “I empathize with Americans who are exhausted after 25 years of foreign entanglements in the Middle East. I understand the concern, but the difference is that back then we had dumb presidents"

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