also this is great

for the arthritis… and the *cartoon Jerry Lewis voice* inflAMMATION

CBD Brothers youtube.com/watch?v=jrkO...

Every once in a while ya get that truth-telling weed. Note to self: don’t get that weed again

Been using that Crest 3D White with mixed results. Teeth still coffee stained but they do appear to be in 3D

baseball Will Smith

Timeline serendipity

With each passing year Halloween is less and less joyful as, for whatever reason, fewer and fewer kids come to our door, denying me the opportunity to witness their precious little faces as I furrow my brow and ask, “The fuck’re you supposed to be”

Will Smith looks like the bully in every movie in every era of movies

John Smolz: “Muncy did not see that.” slo-mo replay: Muncy watches the ball go under his glove so closely he can count the seams John Smolz: …

With each passing year Halloween is less and less joyful as, for whatever reason, fewer and fewer kids come to our door, denying me the opportunity to witness their precious little faces as I furrow my brow and ask, “The fuck’re you supposed to be”

rogue ass nation

Trés Savage, n’est-ce pas

“Let’s play two!” *instantly pelted by several hundred Dodger Dogs*

“Fuck it… Everyone on the treehouse.”

“What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, treehouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area. But mostly the treehouse.”

I’m hot for sleeper

jfc

Let the organist go home. Please.

“Goddamn. That tree is fucking amazing.” - me, every time I get stoned

How do I fav this Reagan tariff ad paying again #WorldSeries

Ballroom Blitzkrieg, n’est ce pas?

Shows how much you know. I don’t even own a vehicle

MerrickGarlandsayswhat

Baby Boom

This is the way

It’s also so surreal to have been worrying about this shit for nigh on 10 years and to see it happening. I feel like the guy who gets crushed by the steamroller in Austin Powers. “Lol”

Before Cuts

Anthony Santander has the best Spanish name that sounds like you just said something dirty in French

personally I’m looking forward to my bathrobe in public phase

Drinking Miller lite out of a wine glass who gives a shit anymore

we are not meeting the moment

another round of chemo

No.

Big Brother is Googly Eyeing

and do it quick before Fallon gets canned so he can’t glom on

Colbert and Kimmel need to team up and tour a live show like Conan did after Tonight Show/before TBS. Just hit arenas all over the country just mercilessly skewering these clowns, no holds barred. It’ll keep their staffs working and paid, and it will give the people a place to assemble and organize

Quislings abound.

I mean, if you can’t find it now, fellas, I don’t know what to tell you

[head bowed, praying] … and blessed is the fruit of thy womb… [looks up] Jesus!

this should've happened a long time ago, but today's as good a time as any for any Democratic politician to declare they no longer wish to work with a party whose leader is complicit in the sex trafficking of minors

Finally started peeing at a urinal without pulling his pants all the way down to his ankles

mary was the original miss conception

That was Quik

Apropos of nothing open.spotify.com/track/16Lo9N...

Idk how you watch this stuff and see anything other than a massive society wide addiction no one’s talking about

La Décapitation de saint Georges, Bernat Martorell, 1430