“I’ve been working to the edge of sanity this year and so, once my kids head home after Christmas, I really want to hit the party scene in St Barts or elsewhere and let loose. The invitation is much appreciated, but a peaceful island experience is the opposite of what I’m looking for.”

the greatest graphic of all time

i need a moustache and a weird hat

getting the special starbucks order honoring charlie kirk (flat white with a hole poked in the side of the cup)

ICE is full of limp-dick cowards who are nothing and will never amount to anything of importance. Kat is a fighter and a true north that other leaders should look towards.

crazy that the president is a giant piss baby

me when the water turned the friggin bugs gay

this flu season, we all get paid

CLAIM: bluesky is a liberal echo chamber where conservative voices are suppressed FACT CHECK: FALSE. conservatives are allowed to post on bluesky. they are just so bad at it that no one engages with them

someone should really probably push chuck schumer down a flight of stairs

my mom sends me the same text for my birthday

brutal acronym

Final: Rockies 4 Braves 12

they don’t need little bullets, they have flaming, self-driving cars

LAPD when they think nobody is watching

me when i accidentally doge myself

it would be so cool if something happened. we’re so god damn close to something happening

thank you wario

a story of a bird

just beyond the ice walls

i am here to witness the mission imp

ironically enough, jordan peterson getting eaten alive by college kids is a gift from god

such a beautiful family

classic projection

the perpetual pollution engine has come online

yall SINNERS is very cool in a sexy way

shaming these assholes does not work. they literally don’t care. as proven by every past attempt at shame.

Holy ****

bullying works

really dunno what's going on with bungie's vision for rite of the nine dungeon releases. if it was like a pantheon type thing, i'd understand, but dude, just release 1 dungeon per week for 3 weeks, then open up whatever quests you wanna open and let people run wild. why be difficult about it?

-_-

i’m losing my mind

i literally don’t let plastic bottles in the car because of this movie

sitcom rerun broadcast manager simulator

This really is the funniest possible outcome for GiantBomb.

these bots have a problematic age gap

we bullying again and it feels so good

yes but have you considered, fuck a centrist?

Final: Braves 3 Pirates 2

we’ve come full circle and i love it

just give me one of those dune beta codes so i can build sandcastles

‘I’m trying to hear Charlie’: Punk show drowns out right-wing rally

THUNDERBOLTS* absolutely rocks, amazing what a charismatic cast and cohesive plot can do

MEGAN 2.0 looks so fucking stupid & i am absolutely here for it

i didn’t know the pope got to choose their own name. i’d probably pick peanut or bigmeat. something timeless and sexy.

ready for the good shit

i like my pope like i like my president; ancient, american, and riddled with sexual misconduct allegations

bernie would’ve won

we ain’t doin no steps homie, we leakin