the greatest graphic of all time

i need a moustache and a weird hat

getting the special starbucks order honoring charlie kirk (flat white with a hole poked in the side of the cup)

ICE is full of limp-dick cowards who are nothing and will never amount to anything of importance. Kat is a fighter and a true north that other leaders should look towards.

crazy that the president is a giant piss baby

me when the water turned the friggin bugs gay

this flu season, we all get paid

CLAIM: bluesky is a liberal echo chamber where conservative voices are suppressed FACT CHECK: FALSE. conservatives are allowed to post on bluesky. they are just so bad at it that no one engages with them

someone should really probably push chuck schumer down a flight of stairs

my mom sends me the same text for my birthday

brutal acronym

Final: Rockies 4 Braves 12

they don’t need little bullets, they have flaming, self-driving cars

LAPD when they think nobody is watching

me when i accidentally doge myself

it would be so cool if something happened. we’re so god damn close to something happening

thank you wario

a story of a bird

just beyond the ice walls

i am here to witness the mission imp

ironically enough, jordan peterson getting eaten alive by college kids is a gift from god

such a beautiful family

classic projection

the perpetual pollution engine has come online

yall SINNERS is very cool in a sexy way

shaming these assholes does not work. they literally don’t care. as proven by every past attempt at shame.

Holy ****

bullying works

really dunno what's going on with bungie's vision for rite of the nine dungeon releases. if it was like a pantheon type thing, i'd understand, but dude, just release 1 dungeon per week for 3 weeks, then open up whatever quests you wanna open and let people run wild. why be difficult about it?

-_-

i’m losing my mind

i literally don’t let plastic bottles in the car because of this movie

sitcom rerun broadcast manager simulator

This really is the funniest possible outcome for GiantBomb.

these bots have a problematic age gap

we bullying again and it feels so good

yes but have you considered, fuck a centrist?

Final: Braves 3 Pirates 2

we’ve come full circle and i love it

just give me one of those dune beta codes so i can build sandcastles

‘I’m trying to hear Charlie’: Punk show drowns out right-wing rally

THUNDERBOLTS* absolutely rocks, amazing what a charismatic cast and cohesive plot can do

MEGAN 2.0 looks so fucking stupid & i am absolutely here for it

i didn’t know the pope got to choose their own name. i’d probably pick peanut or bigmeat. something timeless and sexy.

ready for the good shit

i like my pope like i like my president; ancient, american, and riddled with sexual misconduct allegations

bernie would’ve won

we ain’t doin no steps homie, we leakin

revolutionary concept of seeking out experts in their field and learning from them instead of just making shit up. more politicians, and people in general, need to learn this practice