Co-worker goes on mini-rant about how terrible it is that She-Hulk was portrayed as stronger than The Hulk and gets so close to giving full voice to his misogyny when it dawns on him that nobody has given him an "uh huh" or a "yeah" for awhile and he just kind of trails off into silence. Beautiful.

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I like how I can't help but read www.smh.com.au as "shaking my head at the Australian internet".

Could it be that they are committed to building a world that I don't want to live in and don't care to yank a soul out of the void to toss into? No- it must be something that women are doing wrong.

Imagine if Mr Spock and Dr McCoy were also Betty and Veronica.

Sometimes it feels like I work with 15 people who feel it is their responsibility to let someone know they dropped their pen while they are picking up their pen.

A jury has found a Wisconsin man guilty of forging threats against President Donald Trump in an attempt to get a witness against him deported.

Scrolling by with the volume muted and Ben Fakelin here looks like he's talking about life insurance or Medicare Plus providers.

Aronofsky wishes he could make something so resonant.

Maybe you don't want to hear this, but Yarvin and Miller and the rest of those cretins want a world where it wouldn't even have been possible. Because they suck is why. youtu.be/oz8TBdCcC-o

I needed to hear this today. Thank you, 95MP. www.youtube.com/live/Kp4g9bc...

Every day new horrors from the present. Every day new horrors from the past. Echoes and refractions and susserations and thunderclaps. So much to learn. So much to process.

All this stuff about Johnathan Blow got me to check Steam and see if I own Braid in there. The trailer auto plays and the sudden all black with text caught my eye. Just think if that turd could learn from mistakes...

[AI bubble bursts] billionaire tech bro: the stupid consumer did not understand it

I dreamed I was in a restaurant that had a beef bourbuignon sandwich that looked amazing. Served on an onion roll with a slice of Swiss cheese. Wherever I read that we can’t read in our dreams is full of shit.

Getting a 🩷 from the CEO of ANTIFA? Things really are starting to happen for me!

Prickle outside in the dark, away from prying eye. He smiles and admires his cock.

That’s the goal, fucko!

This brings a certain experience into diamond-sharp focus.

Instead of replying "Me, too!" or "Came here to say this!" or even "This!" all of the time, I might record of short video of myself pointing up and making a cool/saucy face. Maybe I'll even superimpose "THIS" on it. Then when I see something I was going to say, I can just reply with that. Le epic!

This is a fucked-up system. Why are people so eager to participate in this shit? Driving kids everywhere all hours of the day and night in the hope that they get seeing being good at sports so they can get a scholarship. It's fucking weird.

God I hope my kid is good at sports so they can go to school and not be saddled with crippling levels of debt for their whole life.

I just noticed a police vehicle from a nearby town drive by. I know “To Protect And To Serve” is not all-encompassing. “Preserving Our Quality Of Life” is pretty damn chilling, though.

Surely the NYT will be breathlessly letting everyone know about these results.

If you see this, qtp with a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health

I just encountered the second account in 24 hours that I would absolutely swear I've been following that I needed to follow again. I don't know if that's a bug or a common experience or due to a mixup on my part, but it feels weird.

Kinda on constant repeat in my head lately. “Keep the cameras alive!” youtu.be/hHAZDnAse_8?...

Good work solving the adjustable height thing, Diane. The washable cover is worth pointing out. And support calls dropped by half when we noted that it can take up to 24 hours to form. Got anything else to list as a selling point? For God's sake, Jeff. Everything is a potential pet bed.

Human imagination is so beautiful. To hell with anyone who insists we give away the things that make us us and let machines take the wheel.

Always masked and armored and armed and always always terrified. www.welcometohellworld.com/justificatio...

“What do you want them to do? They are powerless smol beans who need your donations!” This is what I want them to do. And not holding the door open for his cabinet picks.

Not that I expect deep nuance in a situation like this, but the perfect symmetry between the pros and cons here is pretty funny. "Ours x. Theirs !x."

After only seeing the first three guys years ago, this nearly two-minute version of this feels like finding the Dead Sea Scrolls.

Listen up @mikemay.bsky.social you may have got me with your little ruse but next time please don’t because I don’t know how much more I can be gotten.

Happy New Year to everyone and I hope you get to smooch it up with your auld lang fine

It’s been some kind of year for sure. I had a few experiences I’d rather not talk about, but this is one I’m pretty proud of. I’ve never been a very motivated exerciser, and I won’t say that all of these challenges were Olympic. But this is my first perfect year in spite of some stuff. Small steps.

Today I Learned that Matthew Lillard's role in Twin Peaks: The Return is a continuation of his role in SLC Punk, thus making it a sequel to two otherwise unrelated properties.

Didn't watch Loki so this was entirely novel to me and it is a gorgeous bit of modeling. www.artstation.com/artwork/zPQ4r2

One co-worker absolutely will not pick up on cues that indicate the joke is not going to happen. Another is steadfast in his refusal to let an unimportant fact bend in order to let the conversation flow. Their conversations can reduce to an extraordinary, maddening tennis match.

It seems really, genuinely fucked up that there was a DJ Baby Doc. That is all.

The implementation area is where things are implemented.

"Ezra Douthglesias" The patron saint of mealy-mouthed centrists

Fellas, is it gay to have a wedding band that isn’t made out of whiskey barrel and antler?

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.

Don't come at me for the spelling, Microsoft. That's from text you provided. Update your spellcheck dictionary or your style guide, but leave me the hell alone about it.

Dear diary: This was a pretty good Christmas. I got to make a stabilizing shelf for my new phone charger, had some pancakes, watched the season finale of Pluribus, and saw a POV image of a guy peeing into the void. I hope it doesn’t pee back at him.

Oscar Levant ready to play coked up Marco Rubio here

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This here is a perfect example of what generative AI deprives us all of- the human connections involved in creating and appreciating art.

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