That last sentence. Beautiful!

We will never be replaced by AI. Never.

I feel so fortunate to live in a place where it is possible to make perfectly delicious normal bread and not have to pretend that sourdough is an acceptable substitute.

It can be really nice to see someone find their thing.

Stumbled across Eaves Wilder today. I love hearing echoes of Curve all these years later.

It seems weird that there would be a part of town (even more so a whole side) where people go to cheat.

Weird as shit to see someone on here advocating for internet-connected cameras that report back to a nationwide database that asshole cops have been demonstrated abusing.

Kaliber10000 (I believe it was k10k.net?) I never pursued design like I wanted to, but hitting that site up every day allowed me to look into that world and dream. And get some really sweet wallpapers and learn about all sorts of things that Designers would dish about among themselves.

Doctor Who would be a hell of a lot better if every time he regenerated the show would be shelved for a couple few years.

I don't know why, but every time I see a reference to Zero Parades I read it as a Greek name instead of a game title. I just can't close that connection.

TOSHIBA

Change that to bottomless unstarted library on the left and getting started with PS2 emulation on the right and that’s me

I'm wondering if this is a common family dynamic. Whenever my family gets together, conversation often veers into recounting embarrassing stories about someone present. Like there will be a topic and then A will get a lightbulb above their head and "Oh, that reminds me the time that B...".

AI-scripted video of a woman who has found a beautiful friendship with a donkey who loves squeaky toys. “It was actually the donkey who rescued me”-type schmalz, with periodic braying and wheezing blasts from the toys.

There are so many things in this world

I just learned that slashdot has an account on here and almost reflexively checked to see if @portalofevil exists as well.

iPhone’s on fire Better throw it in the water

I guess there's something in the news? Either way, I love seeing things like this.

I was wondering if Darth Maul got a bunch of tattoos or if he just looks like that and I don't know what I was expecting but the ridiculous contortions that occur when you insist on maintaining continuity across however many hours of storytelling lead to some absolute bullshit.

Korngratulations

Breaking news: man with no expertise or personal experience in an area of science has his doubts

I'm starting to play Ico during my lunch breaks after I finish lunch. So about 15 minutes or so at a time. Given its reputation, I feel like this is probably not the best way to experience it. It's what I've got, though.

Young males with established songs command higher prices.

Once I learned that it wasn’t actually Mexico’s equivalent to Independence Day, I basically wrote the day off as another ugly American drinking holiday. This actually makes me want to celebrate the date.

It's so fucking cute. I love match3 as a mechanic. But honestly fuck that guy.

People who want to hear Link speak clearly haven't just scrolled down a list of unfamiliar PS2 games, checking out little videos of gameplay and marveling at the VO work. Truly something else.

The guy that coined “meme” and then immediately got mad when some rightly tied the concept to deities is falling in love with the autocomplete? Hi-fucking-larious.

Did you get anything right in the original article?

Thinking of what would go into a compilation series documenting all of the songs that use the Bela Lugosi's Dead bass line. Something like Ethiopiques, but focused on just that thing. I wonder how many volumes it would be? How many genres? What kind of weird surprises would be in there?

I can't stand bullet hell or fast-paced shooters. Rogue derivatives bounce off of me for some reason. I don't even have a PS5. But damn does Saros have me questioning all of the above.

Reposting something funny is basically the same thing as posting it yourself

People in the south are not stupid, politically unengaged, nor are they apathetic to what is going on. They are HEAVILY disenfranchised. THAT is how the South, stays red. It’s not because everyone there is staunchly republican, but because they purposefully disenfranchise anyone that isn’t.

Listening to a podcast about Discordianism. Opening banter and hosts introduce guest with same name as my supervisor. Guest and my supervisor both start speaking at the same time. Hail Eris

WE ARE PERFECT ANGELS THAT CAN BREATH SO WELL

For the curious, this is one scholarly assessment of the signers' faiths. You'll note Anglicans/Episcopalians make up *at least* the plurality of the signers. Presbyterians had 8, Quakers had 5, and Unitarians and Universalists collectively had 4. www.gilderlehrman.org/sites/defaul...

There are two types of people in this world. Those who clearly spot two types of people and those who twist and squint to describe two types of people and might just get three but don’t let that stop them and post anyway.

(punching a meek guy in the stomach) inherit this!

And they're already suspended!

Sometimes I see a post so awful that before I block them I spend time skimming their connections and doing selective blocking there. It really pays off when I get a follow from someone with no activity but maybe 15 followers. I look at the list and see 4. Another node blocked.

The town I live in is an exurb that experienced a population shift from mostly rural southern to about 40% Italian Americans in the last 20 years. I just saw a political ad with lots of people endorsing a candidate and it was a range of voices from gruff country guys to Goodfellas extras.

I don't know if this entire channel is gold, but this particular sketch is funny as hell.

Guy 1 trying to sell Guy 2 on Horizon: Zero Dawn by telling the whole backstory instead of "open world fighting robot dinosaurs" and I am in awe of both parties' stamina.

I love finding people mistaking reviews for any other kind of site. www.yelp.com/biz/pizza-hu...

I kept forgetting to follow @brendelbored.bsky.social so I didn’t have his name handy, I just saw another of his excellent posts and saw his pfp and I think he’s the one represented in the middle of that Trump Jesus picture.

The Legend of Fucker's Gold

In the past 24 hours I have learned that my wife and I have each entirely forgotten in whole or in part Netflix stuff that we both watched that probably cost a small fortune to create. But this? This will stick with me for the rest of my life. This is peak drama.

My mechanic is WEAK on hang gliding.