I see Americans posting about Diet Coke A LOT. In Europe, 7 people still drink that. We drink Coke Zero. Isn't that popular in the US?

Watched this because it's supposed to be a "comedy," whereas in fact it mirrors the terrifying fact that many of the wealthiest people are the planet are incredibly stupid and vain and solipsistic and basically predators. Great case against billionaires.

Yes please

This is horrifying. Also, a perfect metaphor for 2026.

"The MOON is a PLANET." :)

This is hilarious/ horrifying

Happy 11th anniversary of me losing my fucking mind over this QVC clip

Watching the Superbowl this year just for him

This 🧵👇 Exactly! The Dems are fully complicit through their absolute silence. Why are so few people saying this? It's perfectly obvious. Come out of denial, oh dullards! Most current Dems are not a source of optimism

Appalling, pathetic racism and cowardice

I am so upset about the whole insane Greenland debacle.

I can't believe I'm posting this video - but we actually have to have a conversation about the real world implications of America going to war over Greenland. Let me walk you through it. It doesn't turn out well for us.

I love this

Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.

I teach bystander intervention for a living and have taught de-escalation to law enforcement. Trust me when I say that bottle girls, gas station clerks, strippers, front desk employees at hotels and airports, baristas, etc. have better de-escalation skills than any cop I've ever seen.

Wonderful

Lol

They are not. In 1916 the U.S. entered an agreement w/Denmark in which in exchange for taking control of the islands of St. Croix, St. John, & St. Thomas (then the “Danish West Indies”), the U.S. would pay $25 million & not object to Danish control of Greenland. history.state.gov/historicaldo...

Love this

Srsly. Wake up and do something, elected mutes! Lookin' at you first if all, @schumer.senate.gov ! No more blah blah, do something,like energetic and effective.

Racist dumbasses gonna racistly dumbass

Yes. They certainly want nothing to do with reading various perspectives, critical thinking, or caring one bit about people's stories and experiences.

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Ok, cool, it's a casual/jeans and pearls sort of occupation. And who better to oversee a country we just invaded than the morally compromised, soulless (as shown in every single photograph) Marco Rubio.

Yes, that's right

Seriously! Stroke our hair and tell us a story!

day one in mamdani’s new york

•poor thing•

Open Your Heart by Madonna

I love Bluesky as I seem to be protected/sequestered from certain loved ones who, on other social media platforms, are usually silent until I say something about the govt disappearing immigrants or racism, & then they come roaring into my feed saying I've drunk the kool-aid. Uh, no, I read THE NEWS.

You could argue that people who are working on mass producing robots deserve this

Strong opinion: I believe that most people have absolutely no business photographing the food they've made. If it looks like a messy pile of slop, you can keep that pic safe in your phone where it doesn't harm anyone's eles's appetite. It should look *nice* if you want to share it online.

An absolutely harrowing ghost story by @timescarcass.bsky.social befitting the Christmas season.

new video up on jd vance youtu.be/zJuikC2nouc?...

The Cracker Barrel thing was THIS YEAR. We have three more years of this shit. Anybody who makes it to 2028 without looking like Nosferatu will be required by the state to start a skincare brand.

Why cancel hundreds of men for being rapists or even just sexists, but let Trump continue to fumble and rage? Because Trump is not a person—he’s an idea. He’s white supremacist capitalist patriarchy incarnate. Not a god, but effectively so. To cancel him is to admit what’s wrong with the world.

We need more stories like this

I love robot fails

Comment section gold

Got Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen by Annie Lennox is divine. youtu.be/ZlsJD8RlhbI?...

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Evil

The two moods of Advent: 1) Sooner or later God’s going to cut you down. 2) Stollen is breakfast food.

I suffer from a total inability to interpret emojis. Like what does 🫠 mean? No idea. 👯‍♂️? 🗿? The list does on, but my understanding does not.

Patriotism is often used as a terrible, deceptive substitute for what is needed, namely solidarity.

@profanity.accountant how about me

“Are you wearing flip-flops on a plane?”

A national bond that transcends race, religion, politics and class is our shared agreement that the Muppets are real. They are real people with jobs and lives. Listen to that crowd screaming. They know they're seeing a celebrity.