It’s like they’re trying to trick you!

People with Virginia license plates in DC are allergic to using their turn signal

Guy who dresses up as a Knights Templar at the Renaissance Faire is just someone I absolutely know I have nothing in common with

Costco should make a food court and gas-only membership that's like $7/mo so I can get gas and a hotdog whenever I feel like it.

Considering there's a large number of folks who specifically seek out this vaccine (myself included), it'll be a shame if it gets shelved www.reuters.com/business/hea...

Now that we have incredible software that can convert natural language to images and video with near perfect precision and identify elements in that output, when do we start using it to sort recycling? Or is making Pikachu storm the beaches of Normandy its limits?

Do normal people know who Elise Slotkin is or are we watching the powers that be floating the name now so they can pretend everyone knows who she is come primary time

There is a song going viral on TikTok rn about stealing and flying F-16 jets and no one in any comments about the song seems to realize that it's fully generated by an LLM

It took them 5 days to find and arrest someone for the UnitedHealthcare CEO murder so I guess give them that much time to frame someone for this one?

Such a righteous assertiveness I feel when I'm picking up food at a restaurant and a delivery driver tries to cut in front of me and show their phone

When every company has an LLM tier 1 chatbot when one of the companies pisses me off I'm gonna start running up their token budget by asking it repeatedly insane dumbass questions

This is the same eugenic belief system that many still hold re: the ongoing pandemic. They believe people’s deaths from covid are acceptable if they’re medically vulnerable. It’s a disgusting ableist belief system and this rhetoric surrounding children in Gaza is the natural consequence of that

What will Gavin Newsom's eventual version of "cuomosexual" be?

White peoples national anthem is Mr Brightside

I wish ill on J K Rowling

We are disappointed but unsurprised to see President Trump once again calling to repeal the Pretrial Fairness Act and bring money bail back to Illinois. We will not be bullied by a President who is more concerned with his public image than he is public safety. endmoneybond.org/2025/08/11/t...

Special place in hell for people who scalp concert tickets immediately. Why did I wait in a queue on ticket sale open to only see resale tickets left

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Is all the Democrats were really serious about ending the genocide they'd give Hamas nukes

Investing in this before the midterms but, Democrats take back the house, AOC becomes speaker, Trump dies, Vance impeached because the base doesn't fuck with him for real and AOC ascends and the Simpsons were right

I saw Flavor Flav in the mirror

we highly recommend you google "Brennan Lee Mulligan" right now 🫡 a lovely send off to our former colleague on his new endeavour 👠👡👢👟👞

I will never, ever vote for Gavin Newsom. Ever, under any circumstances. I don't care if he becomes the Dem nominee, he's still not getting my vote.

So if someone genuinely wanted to help Kanye West prevent his clearly impending death due to psychosis, what could they actually do? Is this one of those things everyone just kinda has to watch and let happen?

The budget reconciliation bill is headed back to the House to vote on the Senate's changes, & while there've been some fixes— the trans healthcare ban, "AI" regulation moratoriun, & increased taxes on renewables are all gone— there's still a Lot of bad in there. So please call your representatives.

Fuck this shit, fuck this shit so much.

We should not go to war in the middle east. I was too young to have a political opinion when the US invaded Iraq. It's very generous that we're going to invade Iran for the same reasons so I can say how meaningless and cruel it is that we're doing it now.

Want to repeat that if folks even wore masks just where it’s easy—in the grocery store, on the subway, sitting at your desk at work—we could likely knock down community transmission substantially, and make life a lot safer in places where mitigation is harder—like nursing homes.

1/ Most people still don’t know how to use a rapid antigen test (RAT) correctly. So here’s a 🧵on how to get the most accurate results and avoid spreading COVID:

My friend Violet has written a wonderful piece for The Yale Global Health Review: "A Chronically Ill Earth: COVID Organizing as a Model Climate Response in Los Angeles" It is more than worth your time to read: yaleglobalhealthreview.com/2025/05/18/a...

they're so racist you have to spell African with a K and end it with an -er just to discuss them

@joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social Your show in DC is happening like two blocks from the white house around when this is happening www.axios.com/local/washin...

so yall got your respirators for at least public indoors spaces right? becuase you can recognize that between the blatant politicization & the mismanagement & the austerity there are airborne pathogens spreading and causing harm? and you can affect change by your personal behavior?

Not Tyler Perry 🤣🤣

....... Don't disrespect druski like this 😂😂😂

Druski is our generation's Tyler Perry no one can tell me otherwise

We should just make Pete Buttigieg Transportation Secretary for life since he was keeping the planes in the sky personally

Birds win feels like a people’s victory

All Kendrick did was open his mouth... #grammys

quibi isn’t banned. you can still use my app

I don't know who needs to know this, but Pro Publica has an online thing that will format a letter to your US health insurance company to demand the records behind a claim denial. (which the insurance is then legally required to provide in most cases) projects.propublica.org/claimfile/

I'm not a conspiracy theorist but if I was... I'd say raw milk finally making its move into the mainstream was due to astroturfing by folks who stand to make a lot of money in the short term by hiking the price of beef, milk, and eggs during a continued and growing outbreak of avian flu.

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You know that trend where everything eventually just becomes an ad network hungry for data to make money? The one thing I can tell that isn't that is sports betting and that leads me to my prediction that it will be ad networks vs sports books in the battle to decide who will eat the world

Whoever thought to put ads at gas stations while pumping will not see the gates of heaven

I'm not someone who thinks English is perfect and immutable but "psych" turning into "sike" because people can't spell online is truly unfortunate