I mean: "I used to snort cocaine off toilet seats" is just such a weird flex

Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well

Cartoon by @andertoon.bsky.social.

The highly classified whistleblower complaint against Tulsi Gabbard involves an intercepted conversation in which two foreign nationals discussed Jared Kushner. The complaint was locked in a safe for eight months. The allegations about Kushner are significant if verified. (WSJ)

Look! "News of a potential immigrant detention center in Kansas City sparked fierce public backlash over the past month. At rallies and protests, many people called on Platform Ventures to not sell the building to the federal government..." And now: www.kcur.org/news/2026-02...

Coast Guard stores in DC and VA sold Trump wine and cider to federal employees and the G20 Summit will be hosted at Trump's for-profit business—potential violations of the Emoluments Clauses. The DHS and State OIG's must investigate.

Wow a lot of people are showing their whole ass in my mentions today. It's...illuminating.

So much static electricity - I shock the cats every time I touch them and they are starting to avoid me.

I want Kamala to announce a '28 run: "I told y'all - you ready to listen now?"

So Edie and Simon have separate eating stations in separate rooms of the house but Edie only drinks the water at Simon's eating station and Simon only drinks the water at Edie's eating station. Cats: they'll take ya for a ride

Pam Bondi has been a complete and total failure at her job. The Epstein survivors showed more courage just by being in that room than she did under oath. She refused to answer questions and chose complicity. America deserves better.

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CNN: "Another photograph - these are notes AG Bondi brought to the hearing today. This shows a list of Rep. Jayapal's search history. Lawmakers are allowed to go to a DOJ facility to search unredacted files. We learned from this photo that the searches are apparently being tracked & read by the DOJ"

This is Flambo. He's using his talking dog buttons to accuse his small foster brother of being a cat. Nothing can convince him otherwise. 13/10 for both (IG: flambothedog)

Really, Jim Jordan. You're just going to pretend - AGAIN - #January6th never happened.

So someone just said to me on the phone "well I don't think what I said was racist, but..." and I knew I was about to hear the most racist thing I've ever heard in my life. And I was right.

Lol MAGA learning Spanish so they can be more offended by Bad Bunny 🤣🤣

This is the second time an ICE employee has been arrested in in a Bloomington, MN underage sex trafficking sting www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/ne...

NEW: ICE has a plan to lease offices across the US as part of a secret, months-long expansion campaign. Today, @wired.com is publishing dozens of those locations. Many are near schools, medical offices, and places of worship. Vital work from @leahfeiger.bsky.social that I'm proud to publish.

This morning, I went to see what were supposed to be the completely unredacted Epstein files. However, some of the files were still redacted by Kash Patel’s FBI. Here’s my reaction.

People on Reddit are getting Amazon to refund their Ring products because of their partnership with Flock and that creepy Super Bowl ad www.reddit.com/r/FlockSurve...

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

Once again the @weratedogs.com guy goes hard and provides some much-needed perspective and moral clarity. #FuckICE #DefundICE

Loving this bit of additional context

I am immoderately excited to see that it is 37 degrees out.

This teenager saved his neighbor's dog from drowning in a freezing pond. This is Bernard. His family contacted emergency services right away, but high school senior Hugh Pinneo got to Bernard first. Hugh said he's "just glad I acted that day and saved the dog's life." We are too. 12/10 for all

America's gun psychopathy continues: *44* mass shootings so far in 2026. 💔😡💔 #GunsDontMakeUsSafer The latest, with 4 people wounded, in Auburn, Wash.: www.kiro7.com/news/local/t...

This is the way

I will not support any funding deal that puts money in the hands of Stephen Miller, Kristi Noem, and this violent agency. Defund and abolish ICE now.

I love this guy youtu.be/eHioDC6i4p0?...

seriously: why are we still listening to Michael Wolff?

This

All of Trump's administration are in over their heads but Todd Blanche may be in over his head the most.

Could we possibly get our current crop of legislators to review existing laws before they start writing new ones? Would save a lot of time by just....enforcing the laws we've got.

Vermont US Representative Becca Balint being interviewed by Drop Site News shortly after reviewing more, unreleased Epstein files saying "They're all a bunch of sick fucks"

Meanwhile in Russia: state TV explains that contrasting statements by Sergey Lavrov and Kirill Dmitriev are part of the same strategy, designed to prompt Trump to pressure Ukraine into accepting a deal allegedly reached by Putin and Trump in Anchorage. www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRRx...

A Norwegian ambassador who was involved in Israeli-Palestinian peace efforts in the 1990s and most recently served in Jordan has resigned as she faces scrutiny over her contacts with Jeffrey Epstein, the country's Foreign Ministry said. https://to.pbs.org/4a6eg4G

She's at it again. (With guest star Flat Mousie)

Perfect

This morning, Ghislaine Maxwell blanket pleaded the 5th during her deposition in the Epstein case. What’s the message? She seems to be making it clear to Donald Trump that he can buy her silence with clemency. Not on our watch. Here is the latest. ⬇️

Crockett: "The US is falling apart, partially bc he's allowing for killings in the street, but also bc we have a 34 count convicted felon being shielded from any type of accountability as it relates to a child sex trafficking ring. I don't understand why we're pretending any of this is normal."

Judging by the rightwing outrage over the Bad Bunny halftime show I'm wondering if *anybody* watched that sad little Kid Rock show.

When will people understand that this nut is not a genius

Any opera fan will tell you that you don't need to understand the language to enjoy the performance, and be moved by it.

In honor of The Olympics, I strongly believe Chuck should pass the torch. Now.

Legal observers and officials say they have received a growing number of reports of agents impersonating construction workers, delivery drivers and anti-ICE activists, heightening fears in the state ground.news/article/hard...

Thanks to the hard work being done by our Office of Overdose Response and @mdhealthdept.bsky.social, 2025 was the 2nd year in a row Maryland has seen significant drops in overdose deaths – dropping by almost half since 2023. We remain committed to reducing overdoses and keeping Marylanders safe.

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