Those missiles are tiny mate. How about they just make some big ones?

Top gym tips: 1. Put Creedance Clearwater Revival on headphones. 2. Do a little fart in the airlock pod when you enter. Everyone will think you are the absolute #gymboss and give you maximum respect.

Visit from the Christmas cock fairies this morning. #blessed

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie

Why do I sweat so low down?

I wish I hadn't eaten all those Bitcoin

Big beer

guys, what's that battleship game called where you both have battleships & the goal is to sink your opponents battleship, and when you sink their battleship, you yell I FUCKED YOUR MOM

Incredible

Imagine being the first person to hear the Knight Rider theme. I would've run through a wall at the studio.

What the hell kind of nonsense is this. Even under the worst possible interpretation of events, I wouldn't give two fucks what she did when she was in her twenties.

Just wondering what a Gregg Wallace 'fan' looks like

Same

Personally I am of the opinion that video games rot your brain. However, so does everything else. In fact, everything else is worse. Video games actually are the slowest means towards your inevitable and total brain rot.

Great clip

Remember when the Red Hot Chilli Peppers painted themselves silver and danced around the desert not wearing many clothes? What a time to be alive.

@bigdaftdad.bsky.social this you?

Women just beat Juve 1-0.

Math problem. I have three apples and am traveling towards you at 17mph. It's not really a problem, more of a warning. Apple time, bitches.

Big coat weather.

Different Class #Differentclass

Share your vibe for today

Not a volley

Let's see what this is all about then.

Bluesky: Oh hello mate. Didn't realise you were on here. Nice picture. Where did you get those trainers? X: Here are 54 reasons why YOU SUCK BIG FLOPPY DONKEY COCKS! 🧵

2 x pork bastards.

Kimi Raikenan's face on Priti Patel's body. Hello #bluesky There's plenty more where that came from.